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Have you been teased by Siri?
I heard that Siri is a famous leprechaun, so many people began to flirt with Siri, but more and more people found that they did not seduce Siri, but were teased by Siri in a mess. So, let me give you an example to tell you about the moments when Siri teased you in those years.
When I got my first Apple phone, I couldn't wait to turn on Siri. After I call Siri, Siri will ask me: XX (my name), what's the matter? I think this is also suitable, isn't it? So I couldn't wait to ask Siri, "Siri, who is the most beautiful person in the world?" Siri will answer me: It's Snow White. When I ask again; Who is the most beautiful person in the world? Siri replied: It's Snow White. So I continued to ask; I ask you with a knife, who is the most beautiful woman in the world? Siri replied: It's you, you are the most beautiful woman in the world. Ha ha ha ha, what a clever man.
Once, I said to Siri emotionally: Siri, I love you. Siri will answer me: I know, you are holding me tightly at the moment. Haha, so sexy? I said, do you love me? Siri said: I seem to like you too. I said I was going to sleep again. Siri replied: Go to sleep, I will wait for you to wake up.
This sentence always makes people feel warm. None of this matters. Most importantly, in the early hours of the morning, I will go to bed and ask Siri to help me set the alarm clock. At that time, it was past zero, and Siri would ask very intimately, is it too early in the morning, today or tomorrow?
What a warm and careful Siri.
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