Do you accept jokes about cats and mice?

Cats are forced by life to sit in a fox-run hair salon. One day, the mouse came to the hair salon and asked the cat to sleep with him. The cat swore to death. The mouse said angrily, "I chased Lao Tzu to death at the beginning, and now it's prude to send it to my door!" " "

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A mouse was chased by a cat, strayed into a flower shop, found no way out, and picked up a bunch of roses as a stubborn resistance weapon.

The cat was startled and immediately lowered its head and said shyly, you damn fool, it's so sudden. . . . . .