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Show loving couples one-on-one man and one woman forever, only love you.
Logger Vick, I'll give you more water. Will you teach me to be strong?
Grey Wolf, I'll give you mutton to eat. Will you teach me to stick to it?
I'm standing in the sky that you can see. You just need to look up.
I'm standing behind your invisible figure. You just have to turn around.
We can also walk out of the catwalk on canvas shoes
We are also quite handsome in crew cut
The stars silently contribute their light to the moon
The sun smiles and contributes its sunshine to the sunflower
The ends of the earth, I accompany you through the ages, only love you @
I love you so much that I forget myself.
I trust you enough to doubt myself.
Anyone who has seen the president's body double's ex-wife knows that Wu Shuang and Kaka
Anyone who has seen the president's body double's ex-wife knows that Xiaobai and Mo Yao
scamper around for a day, leaving little dust on the windowsill
loitering around for a year, leaving little sadness in their minds
You gave me so much warmth.
You said "Dream for a Millennium", and you read "Life for He Huan".
I'm a crazy crazy crazy who only loves you.
you are a fool, a fool, but a fool is sensible.
Every day with you is so happy
Every day with you is so warm
. Sadness. Loneliness. Aging. Hurt. Or there are other things.
sound line. Parting Listen. Death. Betrayal. Or there are other things.
white wedding dress, long hair waist-high, marry him I love
black suit, rich, marry her I love
how about long hair and waist-high?
will you marry me with long hair and waist?
If you don't want to, one reason can make you give up.
if you insist, one reason is enough for you to continue.
I prefer good night to good morning. Only by closing my eyes and thinking about the person I love the most can I feel at ease for one night.
I prefer good morning to good night, because no one will think of me when they wake up.
the traditional beauty of domestic girls
the gentle mouth of innocent young men
you have your manners.
I have my free and easy.
we can't break up except the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.
Young man, your smile is too gorgeous, which is more eye-catching than the sun on the horizon.
Girl, your eyes are too deep, more dazzling than the stars in the sky.
A woman is my lover, so don't let anyone hook up with me casually.
A man is my lover, so I won't let anyone hook up with a man casually.
Why bother? After all, there is only one heart.
a woman, why be too persistent? He is not the only man.
some people don't want to think about it, but they just come to mind.
I don't want to mention some words, but they just reverberate in my ears.
a pot of liquor will accompany you for a long time.
a story will accompany you to laugh and warm your heart.
A schoolmaster gave up the best high school for a scum. Well, that schoolmaster is him.
There was a scum who tried hard to get into high school for a bully. Well, that scum was me.
This female ticket is super noisy. Although she is not as kind to me as those brothers, I just like her to the point of madness.
This male ticket is very kind to me. Although it is not as reliable as my friends and sisters, I just can't bear to let it go.
Your left hand will always be mine, and you can't touch it by other men. Only I can -♂
Your right hand will always be mine, and you can't touch it by other women. Only I am qualified -♀
Falling in love with someone is as simple as falling in love with a sea *
Forgetting someone is as difficult as filling up a sea *
Love is a short-lived comedy
Marriage is a long farce
Girl, will you come or not when I get married tomorrow?
Boy, how can you get married if I don't go tomorrow?
I want to show you the worst, because I'm afraid you love me wrong.
-I never existed in your eyes.
-there has never been a place for me in your heart.
one person and one wife, one room and one family. Thank you for your love
one person, one husband, one bed for each family. Thank you for your love
After all, he is the person I will marry in the future
After all, she is the person I will marry in the future
How to be strong if I lose my pride
How to pretend if I lose my smile
My future daughter must be a beauty
My future son must be a handsome boy
The four seasons always wither once, and the result is that.
there is always a separation in love, and as a result, there are countless separations.
May the world be gentle with you, and sometimes I really want to see you.
May glitz be light and call you, sometimes I really miss you.
What if I become a gangster for you? At least I can rob you fair and square.
What about being a bitch for you? At least I can take you for granted.
Dear, loving you is my heroic dream.
dear, loving you is my beauty dream. Nice couple qq signature one-on-one man and one woman
1: Maybe it's just the right time for you to slightly raise your mouth.
2: Maybe the breeze doesn't dry your eyes and you are smiling.
3: I am not beautiful, cute and gentle, but I have his pain.
4: I am not handsome, cool or romantic, but I have her love.
5: Young man, I'll count with my fingers. You missed me.
6: Girl, let me guess. You have me in your life.
7: It's my fault to be sad and happy.
8: It is my characteristic to be quiet and free.
9: you speak the word oh fluently and never stutter.
1: You say the word "um" without enthusiasm.
11: I have cigarettes and wine. Will you come with me?
12: I have French fries and fried chicken. Will you come with me?
13: The handsome silhouette captured someone's heart.
14: A handsome side face steals someone's heart.
15: The queen's heart buried in the princess's dream.
16: The riffraff who is intoxicated in the underworld.
17: Empty the whole heart, only accommodate you.
18: Empty your whole heart, leaving you alone.
19: I am not greedy, no matter how much I want to help each other.
2: I'm not greedy. I just want the seas run dry and the rocks crumble so badly.
21: The person who makes you cry till your heart breaks, is the one you love most.
22: The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the one who loves you the most.
23: If you keep what you have lost, you will not be as happy as before.
24: It's more sad to lose what you've got than not to get it.
25: I want to hold you tight and take you anywhere you like.
26: I want to hug you deeply and accompany you through all your ups and downs.
27: What makes no noise together every day is numb love.
28: It is true love that fights together every day.
29: I don't love it for a long time, but I can't stand your stubborn beating.
3: I don't love it long ago, but I can't stand your pleading.
31: You are only mine, and I want to dominate you like this.
32: I only love you, and I want to spoil you like this.
33: The world is so big, but I just fell in love with you.
34: The world is so big, but I happened to meet you.
35: I looked at the sky in the distance, and it was blue.
36: I thought about our love, which is pure.
37: Why is the love we want not sincere?
38: Why does the warmth we want have no eternity?
39: Draw a circle and curse you to accompany me all my life.
4: Draw a circle to curse you and me for a lifetime.
41: If you choose to be near me, please stay with me for a long time.
42: since I choose to be close to you, I will stay with you for a long time.
43: What is unwilling to let go is often not worth cherishing.
44: It is often not what life needs to pursue hard.
45: I have a pick up hot chicks skill, but I am a girl.
46: I have a seduction skill, but I am a man.
47: The so-called happiness means holding hands and walking together.
48: The so-called break-up is to let go of your hands and walk away from each other.
49: I will walk with you as far as you like.
5: You can walk with me as far as you like.
51: There is no room for anyone else in my heart except you in the whole world.
52: I can't see anyone in the world except you.
53: Thinking about the fragments of those lost memories.
54: Thinking about those happy days that promised me the future.
55: I can't forget it, and I can't give it up. How can I feel?
56: I can't let it go, and I can't let it go. What should I do?
57: what we love is vigorous because I love you.
58: Our love is full of energy, because I miss you.
59: There is no discretion and no weight in timing.
6: The truth is defenseless and there is no distinction between love and hate.
61: You said that we would always live far apart and have no ending.
62: I said that mountains and rivers will eventually meet, just for fate.
63: Although I am crazy, I love you more than anyone else.
64: Although I am stupid, I think more than anyone else.
65: Don't abandon the girl who gambled her future with her youth.
66: Girl, don't abandon the teenager who gambles with you forever in the future.
67: How many times we listen to the songs we have heard, how many times we go back the way we have gone.
68: How many times we hummed the tune, and how many nights we thought about our dreams.
69: I am nearsighted, but I can recognize you in the vast sea of people without glasses.
7: I'm blind in the face, but I can accurately recognize you from the vast sea of people.
71: Little fool, we should wear school uniforms and walk hand in hand on the playground.
72: Idiot, we should wear lovers' clothes and walk hand in hand on the beach.
73: Although I am young, I understand that I don't love you very much, but I love you more.
74: Even when I grow up, I know that I don't own you, but accompany you.
75: Your kindness to me is like a kind of medicine. If you drink it, all the pain in your heart will disappear.
76: My heart for you is like a disease. If you swallow it, it will be hard for you. Qq beautiful couples sign a man and a woman to show their love
1: Dreams have no face, and when they are like smoke, just play a song and stop talking!
2: thinking of the past is fine, people speak lightly, and both of them sigh mercilessly!
3: Beast, let go of that girl! I'll
4: Bitch, let go of that man! I went to
5: I said that I should seize the footsteps of time to accompany me to the deserted teenager where you are.
6: I said I would seize the time to accompany you to the deserted girl. I am here.
7: Thank you for your gentleness. When I need you most,
8: Thank you for your gentleness. When I miss you especially,
9: Be attached to the feeling that you never leave me a centimeter.
1: I am attached to the feeling that you are inseparable from me for half a centimeter.
11: She, a proud princess's darling, indulges in all her glitz
12: He, a charming dude, promised her a wedding dress
13: I am that beautiful sunflower, waiting for my sunshine ~ ~
14: I am your warm sun.
18: Actually, I miss you very much, but I'm afraid to tell you.
19: Who is my favorite photo album password? Everyone entered except her.
2: Who is my favorite password for photo album? He entered under his own name.
21: Girl, will you marry me? Don't make me wait too long.
22: Young man, will you marry me? Don't make me beg too long.
23: Left hand won you just to keep me from losing in your youth.
24: Right hand lost. It's not that I don't want to win you in my world.
26: The Chinese teacher said: Reading texts is different from singing.
27: Honey, I miss my mother-in-law. Can you take me home?
28: Wife, I miss my parents-in-law. Will you take me home?
29: Your smile before you turn around and your destination after
3: My heartache after I left and my negligence before
31: You came to me from my wasted tears
32: I left you from your arrogance
33: Never bow your head.
34: Never cry because someone will laugh!
35: eat. Go to sleep. Fight peas.
36: Eat. Go to sleep. Long meat.
37: Husband, I want to marry you
38: Wife, I want to marry you
39: I want a mountain alliance, but you brought me a vow.
4: I want to go to the end of the world, but you take me to the cape.
41: The two of us are like two parallel lines, which will intersect one day.
42: The two of us are like two intersecting lines, which will get farther and farther apart.
43: I can't meet your expectations and hopes. Will you still love me?
44: I can't be your favorite type and appearance. Will you still love me?
45: I also know that I will never change, and I will smile at the corners of my mouth when I feel pain.
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