Tanabata funny jokes, Tanabata funny jokes.

Tanabata funny jokes, Tanabata funny jokes.

1, Gao Fushuai, please be gentle with my goddess. Don't go to bed after finishing. Please bend down, gently hug my goddess from behind, say a few sweet words, kiss her hair tip, hug her body to sleep, and give her the gentlest care after passion. I'm afraid she'll feel lonely watching you sleep with her eyes open.

2. On the morning of the eighth day of July, the magpie met a crow. The crow saw that the magpie was haggard and asked why. The magpie said: It was tiring to cross the bridge on July 7th. The crow said: In previous years, this bridge was not so haggard. The magpie said: Hey, the bridge is shaking! Tanabata funny jokes

A girl in Yangzhou broke up with her boyfriend because she found it was cash on delivery after receiving the roses. The man insisted that he didn't send flowers!

4. Really, let the Chinese Valentine's Day pass after 00, and old people like us will wait for the Double Ninth Festival.

One day, Tang Priest and his disciples came to Pansi Cave and saw seven beautiful women taking a bath in the pool. Pig's mouth watered: seven fairies. Tang Priest just took one look and immediately put his hands together: monster. ? Wukong said: I admire you. These seven people are monsters, but how do you know that they are not the seven fairies without fire eyes? The Tang Priest laughed and said, One of the seven fairies married Yong Dong. Where can seven people take a bath?

6. "At least, he is my 364 days. Bitch! " The old cow looked up at the 45-degree Milky Way and said mercilessly.

7. The true story of Tanabata Valentine's Day. A male friend, having an affair and a married lover. On Tanabata, he received a short message from his lover: Dear, roses are very expensive today, so don't buy them. I give you what my husband gave me, and you can take them to your wife.

8, the evil new society, how come there is no arranged marriage, I am still single today!

9, Tanabata, when I went to work in the morning, suddenly a courier came in to send flowers, and the recipient was one of our male colleagues! We were all wondering whether he was gay or not, and whether he was really chased by girls. We only saw that he was confused for a while with flowers and suddenly patted his head and said, Shit, the recipient and the sender filled it backwards!

10, the best Valentine's Day gift: A female colleague gave me a pack of paper towels before work at night, saying it was a Valentine's Day gift, which saved me some money.

1 1, the day after Tanabata, a diaosi said: This morning, it was unnatural to see many women walking on the road.

12, almost to Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

13, Tanabata is coming, and I have an appointment with Xinyi's girl to take the Ferris wheel together. After several appointments, I finally agreed. I was waiting for her at the gate of the park. A handsome guy gave it to me and told me it was her boyfriend. boyfriend

14, the ultimate collection of couples who are troubled by Tanabata: 1, call to book a hotel big bed room. 2, slap someone else's boyfriend in the street. 2. Go to the cinema and buy all the odd seats. 3, take a small needle to the supermarket and tie the TT. 4, selling flowers in the street, when you meet a couple, say: buy a bunch of flowers for your mother! 5. I don't check out when I eat, pointing to someone else's boyfriend and saying: My ex-husband is married. 6, on the QQ friend impression, the man wrote: ex-husband. The woman wrote: the mother of the child.

15, if a person spends Tanabata, that is, seven+night+one = death, tears streaming down her face, who will save me! ! !

16, Tanabata is here again. . . The first part: envy and jealousy; Bottom line: emptiness, loneliness and cold; Horizontal criticism: paralyzing my singleness.

17, February 14 to confess! March 14 confession! Also in April 1 confession! May 20, also want to confess! Graduation and confession in June! ! Your sister wants to confess on Tanabata. Confession is really a big paragraph! ! ! ! ! ! !

18, so far, among the curses I have seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: curse the weaver girl to menstruate on Tanabata!