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Why are domestic comedy programs so embarrassing now?
Audience comment: embarrassed.
The theme of the program is impromptu comedy performance. In a good story, guests will insert nonsense lines at will, and actors must follow them.
Originally, this is a very popular high IQ art form in foreign comedy circles.
When we got to this program, our actors broke it …
List a paragraph and watch only four dialogues. Let's feel it:
Actors and actresses reenacted the TV series Red Sorghum. One is Yu Zhanao, the other is Jiu-Er, two childhood friends.
Jiu-Er asked: Do you remember what we said when we first met?
-Stop it. The guest gave a line: two dollars can't buy a loss, two dollars can't buy …
Yu Zhanao connected: You said that two dollars can't buy a loss, and two dollars can't buy it …
Then, the sky broke a shocking scene:
In principle, the actors follow the lines and try to find the circle. Unexpectedly, he gave Jiu-Er a wink: "Huh? What do you mean? "
As a result, the actress on the other side, without talking about summer sowing, learned to talk about it and rolled her eyes: ... just, that means ...
-This show, finally. ...
In fact, similar variety shows have already appeared in China.
And the level and level are many times higher.
Many people remembered, rummaged through the old program of 1989 and lamented that a famous domestic comedian had to pass the test of this program. Laugh at the end of each period, and those who pass the customs will turn luck into luck, and their wit and humor are absolutely perfect …
It is: CCTV, thank God you are here.
The scene is simple: a stage, several assistants, a door to the unknown.
No script, no lines. In the face of any questions raised by the supporting actors, the star guests can only say: Yes!
Push the door open and say, "Thank God you're here!" The performance has begun. ...
Come and feel its meaning: everything can only say "yes" …
Like Jia Ling. Call him "doctor" as soon as you come in. But she wanted to go forward, but she was stopped:
This is your infrared ray, which will explode when touched …
She will do all kinds of difficult funny moves to avoid infrared rays under the demonstration of assistant performance …
Such as Yu entai. When I become a teacher, the first thing I do when I enter the door is to dance the national standard …
For example, Pan Binlong. During the performance, many questions were caught off guard:
"The girl gave you a book, and you have to give the girl something ..."
Performing on stage empty-handed, Pan Binlong first froze, then delayed by his lines, thinking …
I finally thought of it: taking it back is a reward. -hug the girl and relieve yourself.
That's not all. The girl asked a series of questions quickly, and he wanted to answer them one by one and be reasonable.
Why do you want to go abroad for further study or-ballet?
When you went to college, you obviously studied law …
So, why did you go to India to study?
Don't be reasonable, don't be reasonable, you have to answer the words, you have to make the audience feel reasonable and make them happy …
No matter what talent you are suddenly asked to show, you can't refuse to sing, Beijing opera, square dance, rap, Allegro … or Painting a Vase, ballet III …
This is a test of the comedian's ability. It's not sudden, you can pass the test of cleverness. You must put down your airs, think quickly, think quickly, associate, create, be self-sufficient and dare to laugh at yourself …
Looking back on "Thank God you're here", we can see that those tough gods who made people cry in those years were really outstanding in the comedy world: Bo Huang, Wang Xun, Shen Teng, Jia Ling, Wang Zijian ...
Bo Huang played an underground party member on this stage.
As soon as I entered the door, I was asked: Do you know this task? I repeat. ...
Bo Huang Barabara arranged it and thought it would pass. I didn't expect another sentence to come later: the task has changed temporarily, don't you know?
Bo Huang was dumbfounded.
But he's Bo Huang. How can he be stumped? After a second's pause, he immediately replied, I told you, how could such a simple task be given to me?
Soon, Bo Huang was tested again: Repeat, what is the password of the connector?
Bo Huang, who was arranged to pretend to be "Dr. Zhang Shen", had a plan: doubt ~ difficulty ~ miscellaneous ~ illness! Get rid of the disease by hand ~ (every word is rising here, please make up your own voice)
No, it's not that easy to let Bo Huang go. Auxiliary words: This is the last code word. Yours is an ancient poem, and the mountains cover the day …
Well, speaking of which, Bo Huang also shook his hand shrewdly and replied: Yellow River, whether it flows or not …
In this play, Bo Huang was also assigned a task: to catch up with his own people with those two correct ancient poems.
Who knows, this task is really fucking difficult!
In this process, the problems thrown by supporting performance are one after another:
Dr. Zhang, what happened to Lao Wang you treated?
Why let Lao Wang's cow be coated with the medicine you prescribed?
You help us figure out what identity you will pretend to be next time you come by bus No.8 …
When dealing with these, you must remember your own tasks. But who would have thought that he read it three times: the mountain covers the day …
Every time, three groups answered in unison: Yellow River-flowing into the sea ...
Someone commented on "Thank God you're here": Life is to suddenly step into the stage designed by others. What matters is whether you regard yourself as a leading role or a supporting role …
In "Thank God you're here", many people tried to win the initiative of the performance.
For example, Shen Teng, before he came to power, shouted from the entrance of the unknown platform: help, forgive …
This made him feel confident. Unlike most actors, after entering the door, he didn't wait for others to make a move first, but just waved his hand and said, keep people under the sword …
Rainbow purple sword. Wearing a suit and a red tie, the tie was deliberately dragged down by the program group before going on stage, which looked sloppy. This made him guess a long time ago: this is a drunk groom …
But it's not that easy. It's a group performance, not an actor. He knows the script and the story.
For example, Shen Teng set it up by himself: My name is Zhang Heng, and I am the cousin of a prisoner in chains.
My cousin can't deny that I'm not his cousin! He is my own brother.
As an assistant to the county magistrate, there is another question: Why is your surname Zhang? Your brother's name is pockmarked Wang.
During the performance, Shen Teng answered questions and put the official into the story. He is thinking about how to make it complete. The official standing by quit and immediately dismantled the platform: impossible, we were not at the scene at that time …
Fortunately, as witty as Shen Teng, he responded without blushing: Yes, so the case is more complicated ...
Look at Wang Zijian again. When his wife asks about his love experience, he always responds to nature no matter how he interrupts.
But suddenly: what's your daughter-in-law's name?
Such a simple question caught him off guard and embarrassed him 10 more seconds …
Yun-peng Yue wanted to put the question to his assistant: Minister, tell me who you are.
The other assistant refused to do it, forcing Yun-peng Yue to take it himself: Brother Yue, you don't even know me?
In this case, Yun-peng Yue must grit his teeth and go forward alone …
In fact, for a program like "Thank God you're here", the performance of the actors depends largely on the ability of teamwork.
Most of the supporting roles in Thank God you're here come from acting classes, and many of them have been immersed in the theater for many years and have rich performance experience.
No wonder this program is almost wonderful. Sometimes, even, the assistant will overshadow the star.
Impromptu comedy is an art form: the more you try to be funny, the more likely you are to be self-defeating
Many actors are very cooperative. They observed the scene and asked for help.
For example, when Jia Ling was at the performance site, her assistant asked her professor:
How did you make that medicine? Do you remember those seven recipes?
Jia Ling, who is quick-witted, was the first to look for time to react by holding up his glasses. Suddenly, she glanced at the stage and asked, Is everyone here?
After getting a positive answer, she continued to play with confidence: orange juice, apple juice, peach juice, pear juice, coke …
Sometimes, there seems to be something wrong with the deputy assistant.
Such as Yu entai. As a teacher, he is familiar with ballroom dancing, literacy and reasoning, but suddenly, the actress took out a piece of paper and said, teacher, she taught me a word secretly.
See the word "love", the actress shyly around braid, repeatedly said:
I forget what this word is called …
That's not what you said then. ...
Other group performances also helped to hiss: what does the teacher mean … why only teach her to recognize this word …
Forced Yu entai to "confess": I like this land very much and want to settle down here …
Just when Yu Entai thought she was in love, the actress suddenly turned her twisted hand to the actor next to her: We can fall in love freely!
It was a false alarm.
Some people also pick the wrong thing to help performance and "retaliate" to help performance problems.
For example, Pan Binlong was asked by a supporting actor to "sing a song". Before he presented the song, he replied, "What is a song"?
Like Jia Ling, when asked to pass infrared rays with difficult movements, she first found a problem: when you passed just now, this line was here …
Even, some auxiliary performances, the color is overshadowed by the protagonist.
For example, Wang Zijian got married and suddenly appeared as a classmate. He was ruddy, stumbling and incoherent. In the performance of drunkenness, Wang Zijian is a failure …
He applied for a card several times: first, he said that he had more money and wanted to go back; Later, Wang Zijian was asked to perform, the most wonderful scene of the wedding: "Shh" with the bride.
Back to "It's good to laugh", including many domestic programs with comedy titles.
You don't need to ask a few experts who can tell jokes or a few comedians who can laugh to make a reliable comedy variety.
It may not be difficult to make people laugh. Sometimes, a person doesn't need to do anything, just "hahahahaha" can infect you and make you laugh.
Some people will say: real life is already so bitter, it is good to make people laugh …
But in fact, the audience should not be underestimated.
We can tell what is boring and what is awkward smile.
We also know what wit and humor are, what a knowing smile is, and what jokes are advanced and unforgettable …
Thankfully, we used to have such an excellent comedy program.
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