A joke to eliminate negative energy

1. Don't envy others, think about what others don't have and what you have, such as ugliness.

2. What's your New Year's plan for next year? Say it out loud, it won't happen anyway!

3. "Fat people have nine points of wealth, even if they are not rich, they live in small towns" will be the most fashionable and popular sentence in 20 19. Enjoy it!

I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.

I wanted to take this final exam to turn over, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.

6. Do you think this is the bottom of your life? In fact, you still have a lot of room to fall.

7. These days! Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon and wages are in line with Africa!

8. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

9. My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family because she thought it was more interesting to hit me.

10. History is always strikingly similar: the year before last, you were single, and last year, this year, you are still single.

Colleagues took us to a remote farmhouse for dinner. A little girl in primary school provided us with food.