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The movie "Crazy Alien" tells a "crazy" story: in the vast universe, there is a stupid and lovely race. In order to avoid the pursuit of their sworn enemy "Guaxingren", they searched everywhere for a home suitable for survival and accidentally came to the earth. The "technical otaku" Xiao Ou, a star, met Penny, an "earth otaku", and they formed a wonderful interstellar partner and embarked on a journey of finding relatives. Along the way, Xiao Ou acted as the protagonist of "selling cute and funny", feeling strange and curious about everything on earth and making a lot of jokes. Xiaoqian endured this "slag teammate" reluctantly. During the journey of taking care of Xiao Ou and finding relatives, they staged all kinds of hilarious anecdotes and felt the true meaning of friendship in the rough.
The theme of friendship touches people's hearts, with tears in laughter and infinite warmth. In this film, Xiao Ou and Xiao Qian are "heterogeneous children" on their respective planets. In fact, Xiao Ou's name "Oh" is just a modal particle that people in the same family don't like when they see him. As a "technical geek", he has a pure and enthusiastic heart, expecting to get the friendship of others, which is exactly what the single-celled Bo Xing people are against. Xiao Gan, the earth girl, is also a strange girl among her peers. She is very independent and lives in loneliness. On weekdays, she loves to be with her pet cat "Pig". For two people, friendship is an unattainable thing, and naughty fate makes them form a pair of eccentric groups, travel around the world, experience various setbacks, from conflict to running-in, and finally become real good friends. Finally, Xiaoqian risked her life to save Xiaoou from tears.
Fairy tales are perfect. I like the world there, I like the small money and the "smoothie flying car" of Xiaoou, I like the cute "little pig" and I like the "melon star man" who sends big stars.
In addition, the theme song, episode and all the songs of this movie were sung by Rihanna herself. It was really nice and I liked it very much.
First of all, I have to say that the cartoons of American DreamWorks are really suitable for children to enjoy. It is estimated that half of them are lively children who can love one by one. Maybe I'm particularly concerned about the existence of these souls. The Chinese dubbing of the movie is just right. Although it lacks originality, at least the children can understand the meaning of the film, which is enough. It was only after the subtitles ended that David and Chunchun voiced the protagonist respectively, but personally, David was better in dubbing expression.
The opening of the film is a bit childish and boring, and the funny elements are far-fetched, but these do not affect the children's interest in watching. Do you hear the laughter around you? The film still takes the consistent route of "one love, one warmth", mainly focusing on the contradiction and emotional entanglement between small people and human money. They have a similar life track, but they are eager to make friends without friends, and they are equally lonely inside. From mutual distrust to getting along, we gradually began to understand and understand each other's inner world. After a series of events, two unrelated races realized and learned from each other what they could not learn before, and once again made a profound interpretation of the definition of friends. The expression in the second half of the film is still remarkable.
The overall modeling of aliens in MengMeng, whether it was captain Sima or the one-on-one communication with a police officer, showed great love one by one, especially with the cheerful English melody, and the cells of all limbs were twisted at that moment, which was simply adorable. There are several episodes, but I can't name them, which makes me feel that every capital is beautiful and delicious. I must find them.
The film gave me the feeling that it was ok, but it was not particularly brilliant. Maybe judging from an adult's point of view is a bit harsh. The last content of the film is easy to understand. This film is still suitable for children to enjoy, but as long as they are happy.
The reflection of the crazy alien 3 turned the heads of all the ancient buildings in the world into the heads of their own planet, making the Paris Tower droop ... This is the movie Crazy Alien I watched.
Crazy Alien is a 3 1 animated feature film produced by DreamWorks Animation. The appearance of a brand-new animated character, Ma Xing Man, continues the "weird and ugly" style of Shrek, and highlights the characteristics of stupidity and cuteness from appearance to personality, with big teeth, bigger brain holes and more tentacles. High IQ and worrying EQ. Known as "the worst alien in the universe", the process of invading the earth is a happy and moving party. They drink gasoline, eat screws and chew records. A comet named Xiao Ou touched the penny that hates comets with his heart. They turned enemies into friends, searched for Penny's mother together, fought against Guaxing together, and finally returned to their respective homes.
Ma Xing's skill and wisdom surprised me. Technology: an ultra-thin mobile phone, everyone has their own unique password, you can send videos. The video has all kinds of pictures and music. Wisdom: invade the earth, suck all human beings in with an oversized vacuum cleaner, and then transport them to Australia. In a short time, they built many houses and playgrounds. Replace the heads of the Statue of Liberty and the Sphinx with those of Captain Sima (Captain Sima is the head of a superstar). On the way to find Penny's mother, Penny's car was unfortunately hit. After Xiao Ou modified his car, he could fly in the air and print scratch music.
Alien technology is so developed, we must study hard to benefit mankind, and hope that human technology will be as developed as human technology in the future.
The movie "Crazy Alien" tells a "crazy" story: in the vast universe, there is a stupid and lovely race. In order to avoid the pursuit of their sworn enemy "Guaxingren", they searched everywhere for a home suitable for survival and accidentally came to the earth. The "technical otaku" Xiao Ou, a star, met Penny, an "earth otaku", and they formed a wonderful interstellar partner and embarked on a journey of finding relatives. Along the way, Xiao Ou acted as the protagonist of "selling cute and funny", feeling strange and curious about everything on earth and making a lot of jokes. Xiaoqian endured this "slag teammate" reluctantly. During the journey of taking care of Xiao Ou and finding relatives, they staged all kinds of hilarious anecdotes and felt the true meaning of friendship in the rough. Look ahead, crazy alien, crazy alien, crazy alien, crazy alien, crazy alien, crazy alien.
The theme of friendship touches people's hearts, with tears in laughter and infinite warmth. In this film, Xiao Ou and Xiao Qian are "heterogeneous children" on their respective planets. In fact, Xiao Ou's name "Oh" is just a modal particle that people in the same family don't like when they see him. As a "technical geek", he has a pure and enthusiastic heart, expecting to get the friendship of others, which is exactly what the single-celled Bo Xing people are against. Xiao Gan, the earth girl, is also a strange girl among her peers. She is very independent and lives in loneliness. On weekdays, she loves to be with her pet cat "Pig". For two people, friendship is an unattainable thing. Naughty fate makes them form a pair of eccentric groups, travel around the world, experience various setbacks, and finally become real good friends from conflict to running-in. Finally, Xiaoqian risked her life to save Xiaoou's picture and poked tears.
Fairy tales are perfect. I like the world there, I like the small money and the "smoothie flying car" of Xiaoou, I like the cute "little pig" and I like the "melon star man" who sends big stars.
In addition, the theme song, episode and all the songs of this movie were sung by Rihanna herself. It was really nice and I liked it very much.
The movie "Image of Crazy Alien 5" taught me a new lesson.
It says there are two kinds of aliens, which are natural enemies. One is called Abu, and the other is disgusting to their race. His name is Oz.
One day, he wanted to invite some Abu people to his party, so he wanted to send a message, but he wanted to send it to individuals. As a result, he became the whole galaxy, and all Abu people wanted to catch Ou Zi.
One night, he became friends with a little girl. The little girl was going to find her mother. When her car broke down, Ou Zi went to repair it and promised the little girl to help her find her mother. Oz fixed the car and made it fly. The little girl couldn't fly a car at the meeting, but she gradually mastered the skills and the car flew more and more smoothly. They first flew to the control center where Abu controlled the earth. They canceled the news and found out where the little girl's mother was-Australia. They drove to Australia to look for the little girl's mother. When they got there, their natural enemies, the Guaxing people, had already arrived there. Ou Zi saw a life-saving spaceship and quickly took the little girl by the hand and left, but the little girl broke free. She crustily skin of head to find her mother. Ou Zi continued to run to the rescue ship. When he was in the spaceship used by the Abu, he became their manager, so he led the Abu back to the earth.
When Ou Zi returned to Earth, she took the little girl to find her mother. At that time, the little girl said, "I knew you wouldn't break the rules." When they found the little girl's mother, the Guaxing people had arrived.
Finally, Ou Zi returned the descendants of the Guaxing people to them.
This film not only taught myself, but also taught others.
Zhang Jiuling once said, "It's now or never." Indeed, successful people can seize opportunities and fight for them; And stupid people only complain that they have no talent.
Geng Hao, the animal trainer, and his good brother Fei Da live a poor and miserable life. Until one day, the arrival of aliens turned their lives around. Geng Hao became the "Southwest Monkey King" because of the performance of aliens, and Fei Da let aliens bring the "Hundred Grains Soul" to their planet and become the agent of the whole universe!
"The weak wait for opportunities, and the strong create opportunities." Opportunity has no eyes, it won't take the initiative to find you. So you can't just sit there doing nothing, you must seize every opportunity and don't let it slip away. However, you must take every opportunity seriously. Since you can show yourself, you should show your talents and do your best.
Of course, if you seize the opportunity and want to succeed, there must be a premise-that is, you should be prepared.
Two young people went to the same company to apply for a job, and the company only recruited one person. One of them cherished the job opportunity very much, did his homework carefully before the interview and prepared all the questions that might need to be answered. The other thinks he is excellent and doesn't need to prepare for the task. As a result, I scratched my head for a long time and couldn't answer the interview. As a result, it goes without saying.
Opportunities are only reserved for those who are prepared. Only when the opportunity comes and you are fully prepared can you perform better and beat your opponent. When the agent came to Genghao to ask about aliens, Geng Hao disguised his monkey as an alien. Because of long-term domestication, the monkey didn't make any mistakes and avoided the dew trap, which is why Geng Hao became famous once again. However, if Geng Hao doesn't train his monkeys hard, will he eventually become the famous "Southwest Monkey King"?
There are opportunities in life, but we haven't learned to take every opportunity seriously. When you are fully prepared and seize every opportunity, I believe you will succeed step by step!
The movie "Image of Crazy Alien 7" taught me a new lesson.
It says there are two kinds of aliens, which are natural enemies. One is called Abu, and the other is disgusting to their race. His name is Oz.
One day, he wanted to invite some Abu people to his party, so he wanted to send a message, but he wanted to send it to individuals. As a result, he became the whole galaxy, and all Abu people wanted to catch Ou Zi.
One night, he became friends with a little girl. The little girl was going to find her mother. Her car broke down, so Oz repaired it. Oz promised the little girl to help her find her mother. Oz fixed the car and made it fly. The little girl couldn't fly in a meeting, but she gradually mastered the skills and the car flew more and more smoothly. They first flew to the control center where Abu controlled the earth. They canceled the news and found out where the little girl's mother was-Australia. They drove to Australia to look for the little girl's mother. When they got there, their natural enemies, the Guaxing people, had already arrived there. Ou Zi saw a life-saving spaceship and quickly took the little girl by the hand and left, but the little girl broke free. She crustily skin of head to find her mother. Ou Zi continued to run to the rescue ship. When he was in the spaceship used by the Abu, he became their manager, so he led the Abu back to the earth.
When Ou Zi returned to Earth, she took the little girl to find her mother. At that time, the little girl said, "I knew you wouldn't break the rules." When they found the little girl's mother, the Guaxing people had arrived.
Finally, Ou Zi returned the descendants of the Guaxing people to them.
This film not only taught myself, but also taught others.
First of all, I have to say that the cartoons of American DreamWorks are really suitable for children to enjoy. It is estimated that half of them are active children who can love11. Maybe I am particularly concerned about the existence of these111spirits. The Chinese dubbing of the movie is just right. Although not so original, at least children can understand the meaning of the film, which is enough. It was only after the subtitles ended that David and Chunchun voiced the protagonist respectively, but personally, David was better in dubbing expression.
The opening of the film is a bit childish and boring, and the funny elements are far-fetched, but these do not affect the children's interest in watching. Do you hear the laughter around you? The film still takes the consistent route of "one love, one warmth", mainly focusing on the contradiction and emotional entanglement between small people and human money. They have a similar life track, but they are eager to make friends without friends, and they are equally lonely inside. From mutual distrust to getting along, we gradually began to understand and understand each other's inner world. After a series of events, two unrelated races realized and learned from each other what they could not learn before, and once again made a profound interpretation of the definition of friends. The expression in the second half of the film is still remarkable.
The overall modeling of aliens in MengMeng, whether it is captain Sima or one-on-one communication with a police officer, shows great love, especially with the cheerful English melody. When the whole body and limb cells are distorted, it is absolutely adorable. There are several episodes, but I can't name them, which makes me feel that every capital is beautiful and delicious. I must find them.
The film gave me the feeling that it was ok, but it was not particularly brilliant. Maybe judging from an adult's point of view is a bit harsh. The last content of the film is easy to understand. This film is still suitable for children to enjoy, but as long as they are happy.
I watched the movie Crazy Alien on the weekend of September, which is a sci-tech sci-fi movie.
This film mainly tells the story of city zoo Geng Hao leading a quiet and monotonous life. One night, he accidentally rescued a creature and took it home. Later, when he found out that it was an alien, he was frightened and eager to send the alien away. At first, Geng Hao, who was bent on getting rich, and his good brother Fei Da ran their own bleak "career". However, the arrival of "whispering" broke their quiet and poor life. The mysterious western forces also sent "two generals" to search for the whereabouts of aliens around the world, resulting in a ridiculous cross-species confrontation and a unique "Star Wars". ......
Aliens suddenly fell from the sky, and aliens wanted to establish diplomatic relations with people on earth. In order to show sincerity, it is suggested to exchange genes with each other. Country C is ready to establish diplomatic relations first. According to the plan, aliens will give them the gene ball first, put it in human mouth and then take it out and return it to aliens. When the earth astronauts received the gene ball, they wanted to know each other's names, but they were rejected by each other as inferior creatures. When the astronauts took selfies for them, the aliens suddenly left in disgust, and the earth people were driven by a force to hit a satellite.
Fei Da was suspended in mid-air by aliens, who ordered them to perform on bicycles. Aliens are telling them that as higher creatures, they are forced to stay here because of their stupidity. What crime? They quickly took the initiative to admit their mistakes and drink to make amends. The two were hung in the air by an alien crane, but the alien fell to the ground because of drunkenness, and they took the opportunity to untie the chain and escape.
After watching this wonderful film, I felt a lot. Life is not limited to the present, but also poetry and distance, as well as every weaving feeling in life.
First of all, I have to say that the cartoons of American DreamWorks are really suitable for children to enjoy. It is estimated that half of them are lively and lovely children. Perhaps it's the personality that cares about the existence of these elves, and the Chinese dubbing of the film is just right. Although not so original, at least children can understand the meaning of the film, which is enough. It was not until the end of the subtitles that David and Chunchun voiced the protagonist respectively, but personally, David was better at dubbing expression. The opening of the film is a bit childish and boring, and the funny elements are far-fetched, but these do not affect the children's enjoyment at all. Whether they hear the hearty laughter around them or not, the film still takes a warm route, mainly focusing on the contradictory emotional entanglement between Xiao Ou and human Penny. The two have similar life trajectories, but they are eager for friends without friends, and they are equally lonely inside. From mutual distrust to getting along, we gradually began to understand each other's inner world. After a series of events, two unrelated races realized and learned from each other what they could not learn before, and once again made a profound interpretation of the definition of friends. The expression in the second half of the film is still remarkable.
The overall modeling of aliens in MengMeng, whether it is captain Sima or traffic police, is extremely cute, especially when the whole body limb cells are twisted with cheerful English melody. There are several episodes that I can't name, which makes me feel that every capital is beautiful and delicious. Be sure to find it.
The film gives me the feeling that it is ok, but it can't be said that it is a brilliant personality. Maybe it's a little harsh to judge from an adult's point of view The message at the end of the film is easy to understand. This film is still suitable for children to enjoy, but as long as they are happy.
Feedback from crazy aliens 1 1 First of all, I have to say that American DreamWorks cartoons are really suitable for children to enjoy, and it is estimated that half of them are lively and lovely children. Perhaps I am particularly concerned about the existence of these elves, and the Chinese dubbing of the film is just right. Although it lacks originality, at least the children can understand the meaning of the film, which is enough. It was only after the subtitles ended that David and Chunchun voiced the protagonist respectively, but personally, David was better in dubbing expression.
The opening of the film is a bit childish and boring, and the funny elements are far-fetched, but these do not affect the children's enjoyment at all. Whether they hear the hearty laughter around them or not, the film still takes a warm route, mainly focusing on the contradictory emotional entanglement between Xiao Ou and human Penny. The two have similar life trajectories, but they are eager for friends without friends, and they are equally lonely inside. From mutual distrust to getting along, we gradually began to understand each other's inner world. After a series of events, two unrelated races realized and learned from each other what they could not learn before, and once again made a profound interpretation of the definition of friends. The expression in the second half of the film is still remarkable.
The overall modeling of aliens in MengMeng, whether it is captain Sima or traffic police, is extremely cute, especially when the whole body limb cells are twisted with cheerful English melody. There are several episodes that I can't name, which makes me feel that every capital is beautiful and delicious. I must find them.
The film gave me the feeling that it was ok, but it was not particularly brilliant. Maybe it's a little harsh to judge from an adult's point of view The last content of the film is easy to understand. This film is still suitable for children to enjoy, but as long as they are happy.
From the plot, it makes people feel warm and touching. Movies come from DreamWorks, which can always turn regular stories into warm and full positive energy output. Xiaoti and Ou fought all the way, which made the aliens with negative EQ feel the feelings of joys and sorrows. This adventure story of fighting while training and the main line of finding a mother make people vomit and feel completely powerless. In one day, the earth was greatly changed by a four-legged monster. We can imagine the possible scenes first, and then look at the surprises given by the author and screenwriter in the movie. It can only be said that only you can't think of it, and no screenwriter can't do it.
Thanks to the pet cat and pig, Tip, the only little girl who was not taken away, started her own escape adventure to save her mother. On the way, I met a little alien monster who was in trouble, and "Oh" was also on the run.
"Oh" can be described as the protagonist of various elements, mischievous, scientific genius, socially retarded, passionate and simple, just an alien version of Sheldon. The only difference is that Oh wants to make friends with friends all over the world, even with friends from all over the universe. As a result, no one of his kind wants to talk to him.
After meeting the little girl Tip, Oh really understood what he needed to know, what he insisted on, and what he changed. He learned about human kindness, sadness and anger. His "sadness" explains the most complicated emotion of human beings, sadness and anger. This is not true hatred and anger, but sadness after being hurt first.
Very suitable for families to watch movies with their children. There is friendship, affection and a positive outlook on the world.
A review of crazy aliens 13 This winter vacation, our school launched a non-stop activity of watching movies in winter camp. On the fourth day of Lunar New Year's Eve, my mother and I went to the cinema to watch the New Year movie Crazy Alien.
Crazy Alien mainly tells the story that aliens want to establish diplomatic relations with earthlings. In order to show sincerity, it is suggested to exchange genes with each other. When the alien spaceship flew to the earth, it fell into the river. Before entering the water, the aliens ejected and fell into the monkey stage of Geng Hao, the monkey juggler in the zoo. Strange aliens are all green, monkey-shaped, and have a black belt on their heads. No one except aliens knows that this black belt is a magical energy belt. If you wear it, you will have magical power. If you lose it, you become an ordinary animal. Geng Hao, a monkey charmer, saved this strange alien by mistake, but he wisely thought it was a rare Congolese green monkey and trained it to perform a monkey show. Since then, the arrival of this whisper has broken the quiet life of Geng Hao. At the same time, western countries also sent two generals to search for the whereabouts of aliens around the world in an attempt to exchange genes with aliens first. Since then, the war between animals, humans and aliens has been fierce.
I admire Geng Hao, the monkey juggler in the movie. Although he is poor, he is not afraid of hardship and ridicule because he is laughed at by others everywhere. He realized that monkey playing is also a national quintessence, and worked hard to train his monkeys to be happy. He is determined to inherit and carry forward the monkey skills of his father, the Southwest Monkey King, and earn back face by his own struggle.
There is another plot in the film that also benefited me a lot. Geng Hao's monkey Huanhuan became very powerful, because he was wearing an alien energy belt, and no one could subdue him. But Geng Hao took out a banana, and Huanhuan couldn't resist the temptation of bananas. When Geng Hao ate bananas with relish, he tried to take the energy off his head. Huanhuan became an ordinary monkey again, losing all his strength and having to be driven by others. This reminds me that if a person can't resist temptation and gluttony, then no matter how great his skill is, he will eventually fail. I want to be a determined person, keep my mouth shut from childhood, not greedy for food or drink, not a captive of temptation, and not a loser!
The story design of Crazy Alien 14 Crazy Alien is not very complicated, but people on Bobo are afraid of the invasion of other planets. I chose the earth as my residence. For a better life on earth. It moved humans to other areas, which led to the separation of Penny from her mother. Xiaoou, a distinctive Bobo star, met Xiaoqian, escaped the pursuit of Bobo star and helped Xiaoqian find her mother. The whole story is relatively simple, but the characters are designed brilliantly. Personality is Xiao Ou, an alternative Bobo star, who loves talking, laughing and loving. What impressed me deeply was Xiao Ou's unique design mind, which can not only blow bubbles, but also make popcorn and smoothies. Think of it as a child's dream car. Besides, it is more brilliant. The distinctive figure is captain Sima, the leader of Bobo Star. Every time he goes out, he feels dull, as if he is just here for fun.
The second half of the story is also the end of the public. Xiaoqian went through all kinds of hardships to find her mother (although she looks too unlike her mother, she looks more like her sister). Xiao Ou also overcame his weakness, bravely stood up and fought against aliens, and saved the earth. However, when the alien spacecraft pressed Xiao Ou, it still made people feel fierce and really worried about Xiao Ou. The child thought Xiao Ou was dead and cried for a long time.
The soundtrack and episode of this film are also very gratifying. What impressed me deeply was the dynamic music of Xiao Ou and Xiao Qian when they were roaming, and they had the impulse to dance with them.
Generally speaking, this film is very suitable for parents and children to watch together. Although the film is in the original English, the children can't understand it at all, but they are still happy to see the general plot. This shows that this is a good movie. There are not only stories, but also entertainment and educational benefits. It's worth cheering for Xiao Ou!
The reflection of Crazy Alien 15 If this film is tied with Crazy Stone and Crazy Racing, and the title is Ning Hao Crazy Trilogy, then I can be sure that the director is obviously lazy in the third film.
Patiently spreading out the intricate plot clues and the tangled relationship between characters, and jumping a story line that attracts the audience's attention from beginning to end from mixed but not chaotic multiple narratives is the symbolic means for director Ning Hao to become famous.
Unfortunately, there is no amazing technology in Crazy Alien. It used to be amazing but it took a lot of brains. Only a big farce that is simple enough to forget after reading it.
Although this film is still a comedy with excellent quality, we have reason to expect more from Gao Qian's Ning Dao!
Fortunately, the wonderful performances of Bo Huang and Shen Teng bridged the gap between expectation and reality. Especially Shen Teng, although his role was divided by Bo Huang, his performance and limelight in this film are extremely eye-catching, even funnier than "The Richest Man in West Red City" with him as the absolute protagonist.
At the same time, Ning's comedy specialty is still alive. When the China folk musical instruments such as suona, Bangzi and Gong were used in the film, the theme song of "20xx: A Chinese Odyssey" ranked first on the big screen was played, which matched the grand appearance ceremony of the monkey. It was absolutely hilarious!
Finally, in the hilarious scene, aliens, Americans and Russians are teased by China folk artists like monkeys!
BTW, the title of which is adapted from Liu's novel "Country Teacher", is suspected of rubbing against Liu's hot spot, because the plot of the film has nothing to do with that serious work, and it is only an inspiration at best. 、
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