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Drunk and send friends.
1, holding back a lot of words, but I can't help but miss it; Finally, even the tears burst in the drunken night!
2, I have loneliness and spirit, would you like to come with me, would you like to get drunk and run to freedom!
3, wine can eliminate sorrow, but also help. But when I wake up drunk, my feeling is the same: I miss you and have a headache.
I went to drink that night, got drunk, and then went home and cried in bed. I admit I miss him.
I really long for a happy drunkenness. I want to vomit, spit out my inner feelings and unhappiness, and spit out my own heart. It is best to let people in the distant horizon know: "I am very tired, I hope you can forgive me by leaps and bounds."
6, a person drinking is lonely, a group of people drinking is lonely, looking for five or six bottles of happy beer, thinking that a person is drunk.
7. People say that drinking should be six points drunk, eating should be seven points full, and lovers should be eight points affectionate, but I am always drunk and love to be a fool.
8. When I was a child, I thought wine was bitter. I don't understand why adults like it so much. When I grow up, I find that wine is really much sweeter than life.
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