How to comment humorously on others going to the zoo?

We went to the zoo. First of all, we were greeted by countless white swans and black swans, which rippled on the lake. There are many wild ducks and mandarin ducks beside them. Sometimes they dance and sometimes they eat food thrown by tourists.

When I came to the zoo, I saw lions, tigers, monkeys and wild boar in the zoo. . . . . Let's go to see the monkey first. It can be flexible. It can climb up and down for a while and grab something to eat for a while! We also saw pandas. It's chubby and wriggles when it walks. So cute! Then, we went to see the camel and saw a child sitting on the camel's back and taking pictures. It's really interesting. We also saw an elephant, which can roll up things to eat with its long nose. These animals are really cute. I think we should protect them and make them our good friends.

We came to the safari park, bought tickets and came to the zoo gate. I saw that the sculptures on both sides slowly seemed to be alive, and the sculptures of elephants, hippos, eagles and tigers were lifelike. When we walked into the zoo, the first thing we saw was a group of cute little monkeys. I held out my hand, and so did the little monkey. We shook hands once. Its hands are as soft as chewing gum. It was fun.