Who knows why men like low-level jokes?

Men tell jokes for three main purposes: first, tell some good jokes and get along with others quickly; Second, when dealing with sad things, telling jokes can ease the sad mood; Third, telling jokes can affirm the truth of a topic. So almost all jokes are poisonous and have tragic endings. In ancient times, laughter was used to remind others that danger was approaching, and this situation can also be seen in today's apes. For example, if a chimpanzee is attacked by a lion, but it escapes, it will climb a tree, turn its head, and then make a series of "hoo-hoo-ha" sounds, which sounds like human laughter. This move is to warn other chimpanzees that they are in danger. Laughter is an extension of crying, and crying is a response to fear, which is most obvious in infancy. If you play hide-and-seek and give your child a surprise, his first reaction must be crying; When he knows that his life is not threatened, he will smile through tears. The smile after this frightened reaction shows that he knows it's just a prank.

The results of brain scanning show that things that stimulate the right brain can make men laugh more than things that stimulate the left brain, while women do the opposite. The University of Rochester announced that they found that the part of men's brain responsible for humor is located in the right frontal lobe above the right eye. Men like logical and step-by-step jokes, but the results are surprising. Here are some boring jokes that can stimulate men's brains.

Prostitutes are people, too.

Bitches are all the same, except husband, not including you.

Terrorists can communicate and negotiate.

Because they don't want strangers to make important decisions for themselves.

The biggest difference between jokes told by men and women is that men love to make peace with tragedies, terrible events and jokes related to male genitals. Female sex organs are responsible for the great mission of human reproduction, so they are usually hidden. If spread evenly, they are more than four kilometers long. However, women never make fun of it, nor give it a nickname, nor take it as the source of inspiration for jokes.

Male sex organs hanging in front, which is an obvious and fragile dangerous position (once again proving that God is a woman), are often used by men to make fun of and joke. Women's jokes are mostly related to people, feelings and men. For example:

He can last until two o'clock and then turn into chocolate.

Because no man will make faces on purpose.

Men's brains have amazing memory and the ability to store jokes. Some men even remember the jokes they heard in the fourth grade, but they can't remember the name of their best friend at that time. Men think many things are funny, such as staring at a group of old women, especially nuns, from a moving car; Or coat the toilet seat with super glue or wrap it with a layer of plastic wrap; What fart contest is held; Or strip the drunken groom-to-be naked and tie him to a lamppost. For most women, these things are not funny at all.

Jokes are such an important communication medium for men that every time an international disaster happens, men will send jokes related to the event by email and fax. Whether it is Princess Diana's accident, the "9 1 1" incident, or the pursuit of bin Laden, men's brains will be activated immediately.

Bin Laden has 53 brothers and sisters, 13 wives, 28 children and a net worth of $300 million.

But he hates Americans because their lifestyle is too indulgent.

In the face of serious emotional events, we can see the difference between men and women here. When encountering disasters or tragic events, women will express their emotions to others and will not hide them; But men don't express, they suppress their emotions. In order not to show a strong emotional reaction, men will "talk" about the incident by telling jokes, so that they will not be regarded as weak.