Funny words of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei

Guan Yu: "It's very kind of my brother to visit twice in person. In my opinion, Zhuge Liang is only in name only, and he has no real talent and learning, so he has repeatedly shirked and dared not come to see you. "

Liu Bei: "That's not true. At first, Qi Huangong wanted to meet the savage of Dongguo, and he went to see him five times. What's more, what we are going to see today is a great sage! "

Zhang Fei (contemptuously): "Daxian? Think of him as a village man, and you can be called the Great Sage! If my brother doesn't come, I'll tie him up with hemp rope! "

Liu Bei (angrily): "How can you be so rude! Haven't you heard that Zhou Wenwang has gone to Jiang Ziya? King Wen is so virtuous, how can you be so rude! Don't go! I'll go with Yunshang. "

Zhang Fei: "My two brothers are going. How can I not go? "

Liu Bei: "If you must go, you have to rely on me."

Zhang Fei: "Which one?"

Liu Bei: "Don't be rude."

Zhang Fei: "I just listen to my big brother."