Give me your funniest joke!

Two hunters from New Jersey were hunting in the forest. A man suddenly fell to the ground, rolled his eyes, and stopped breathing. Seeing this situation, the companion picked up his mobile phone and called the emergency center. He shouted to the attendant in panic: "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The attendant said gently: "Don't be nervous, don't worry, I'll help you. But you have to make us believe that he is really Dead."

There was silence...and then there was a gunshot. The hunter picked up the phone again and said, "Okay, what should we do next?"