Seek the funniest joke in history (short story)

Xiao Lin was waiting for the bus at the station, and a girl kept staring at him and laughing. Xiaolin knew that she was handsome and attracted the attention of girls, so she walked around for a few laps. As a result, the girl opposite smiled more and more brightly, and Kobayashi began to walk around in the same place more vigorously. An aunt on the side said to Xiaolin, "Young man, will you stop stepping on shit?" .

A, B and C went out together, and A caught a cold. ...

Everyone sleeps in a bed at night, and A sleeps in the middle.

In the middle of the night ... A sniffled,

B-C's whole face is the crystallization of a.

Let us know next time ...

Half an hour later,

A: Attention. ...

Hearing this, B and C quickly got into the quilt.

And make sure there is no contact with the outside world. ...

As a result, a fart.