A lady ordered a stir-fried dog whip while eating, and accidentally fell between her legs when picking vegetables. The young lady was shocked: this thing is really amazing! Cooked and chopped, it stil

A lady ordered a stir-fried dog whip while eating, and accidentally fell between her legs when picking vegetables. The young lady was shocked: this thing is really amazing! Cooked and chopped, it still recognized. 1, "classmate, how can I get to the first hospital of the city?"

"See the back of the elevated? Go straight ahead. "

"But the viaduct doesn't seem to be repaired, it's broken!"

"Yes, if you fall from a broken place, someone will take you to the first hospital of the city."

2. The village fool met a garbage collector and asked him in a low voice to collect the tracks. The garbage collector looked around and said it was a little long. The man said he didn't show it to me in advance, and the fool said he would wait until evening. . .

At night, the fool led the rag collector to the railway side, pointed to the train lane on the ground and said, these are the two, from Beijing to Lhasa, please make an offer …

I live in a company. When I went downstairs to fetch water last night, I saw the security guard running quickly in front of me. I think, no, something is wrong.

Then, I put down the thermos and chased after it. After catching up, I asked him what was wrong. The security guard said, "It's too cold to stand guard. It will be warm after running for two laps. "

4. A house suddenly caught fire, and the owner was so anxious that he stood outside the house and rushed forward and shouted, "Let me in, I want to save my wife."

The police controlled him and calmed him down: "The fire brigade will come out with her."

As soon as the words were finished, there was a bang, and the shopkeeper immediately pulled his face down and said, "That's it. I have to buy another one."

At that time, the policeman on the side was blue in the face.

5. The classmate picked out a pair of sunglasses at the roadside stall and put one on. Well, that's good. Ask the boss: How much is this?

The boss said, don't buy this, it's for welding. ...