A complete collection of campus classic funny quotations

1, you are a beauty that everyone loves. Flowers bloom and fall, fish sink and birds are crazy!

Since I want to make money, what version of RMB do I care?

The advantage of Mr. Gao's life is enthusiasm, but the disadvantage is enthusiasm.

4. Is Chairman Mao's real name Chairman Mao?

It's noon on weeding day. It's really difficult to attend classes. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

6. If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should students learn all subjects?

7. Parents' meeting and mistress are essentially the same, aiming at destroying family harmony!

8. As long as you have classes in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere. ...

9. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain!

10, since dating is not allowed, simply don't send school uniforms. Others in the province say they are lovers' clothes.

1 1, school broadcast, class is over, teacher: you have worked hard, class is over, classmates, you will suffer again.

12, what is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

13, my creativity is indescribable, my working ability is indescribable, and my writing ability is indescribable.

14, if Bill Gates can get one yuan every time the computer is restarted, then he will be rich.

15, sublimate desire to the highest point. You want everything, but you can't get anything, but you never worry about it, then you are a saint.

16, the school is not a funeral home. Check what remains are left! What are you still wearing?

17, you said that we were unlucky. After being in a hurry, we entered the school with our heads held high and left the school with our heads held high. Same door, the difference is so big!

18, people can't hang from a tree, but try to die several times on several trees.

19, is it a tile kiln? My daughter doesn't go to Tsinghua, I go to Peking University, and Peking University is in Beijing!

20, playing basketball, throwing a super-long three-pointer, not awesome, awesome is a super-long three-pointer, you immediately ran to the basket to score.

2 1. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

22. The teacher's classic lie: I treat both good students and poor students equally.

23. Can't learn, can't play, can't sleep, can't eat.

24. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand stopped moving, but it took away our best time.

I don't know why, but I always feel that the food I eat in class is much more delicious than usual.

26. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

27, school sister, come to me first when you have the opportunity. .

28. Some comrades look at it from a distance, not a gourd, not a gourd. They float and take risks in the water. The leader said it was fish belly, and the masses said it was urine. Comrades bet that they look at the river, look left and right, and no one can see a doorway.

29. Too many liars make not enough fools.

30. I want to understand an important thing: Ximen Qing may not be the one who can marry Pan Jinlian.

3 1, caterpillars and maggots are quite similar, but butterflies and flies are by no means the same.

32. Buy good things with reasonable prices, not inferior things with low prices.

I thought it would be a tragedy, but it turned out to be a farce

34. Some people die and don't want others to live, such as Newton, Faraday and Ohm. .

35. Rejected:. Optimus Prime, a man with fine waist and bright eyes, has become a post-modern garbage. How can it not make people sad? I loved the past and refused the present.

36. I will be more bring disgrace to oneself without you. In the years without me, you will trample on yourself.

37. The past has passed, the future is always the future, and the present is always in the crotch.

38. Life is really interesting, because life always plays with me.

39. A person's body is occupied by a vicious parasite. He tried his best to kill insects, but at the same time, he found himself as cruel and evil as a parasite. Finally, he committed suicide for a little reason. Not even parasites were left behind. This story is called.

40. If you get married, marry someone else first, then marry me, and take his savings to lead his sister to drive that BMW.

4 1, in fact, I have been suffering from blank schedule phobia for many years.

42. Hold the fate by the throat, even the cowboy by the throat. Otherwise, when you hold the fate by the throat, the cowboy will also hold your throat. Tao of the environmental movement said: You can't just love, but do it!

43, don't fail, I want to; If I don't review, I will; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

44. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

45. This one crossed the mountains and the sea, and this one went for three years and five years and never came back.

You are really a beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

47. I don't work overtime Ben didn't add me. I work overtime. Add me to the class.

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