Black officialdom micro-novel: Ma's promotion

After graduating from college, he was assigned to Bureau A as the secretary of Director Niu. I work hard and seriously. After several years, I didn't get a promotion. Pony is mentally unbalanced and has great mood swings. He wants to ask someone.

On that day, Pony invited Director Jia of the office to dinner and asked Director Jia to give advice. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, director Jia can't hide his words. He told Pony that the office is a place with complicated interpersonal relationships. You must never try to be brave. You must never think that you can do it. You are better than the people around you. Even if you are really better than others, you should pretend to be weak in front of others. Your report is really wonderful, but some words are too far away, so that Director Niu stutters when making the report, often making mistakes and making jokes.

Director Jia was as drunk as a fiddler at this moment, smoking a cigarette, burping and continuing, asking more questions in everything, not knowing what to ask, but knowing more and never being self-righteous. It is necessary to express opinions less, listen to the opinions of leaders more, ask for instructions more, report more, ponder more, flatter more, flatter more, and cater to the intentions of leaders more. Be modest, be a man with your tail between your legs, make the leaders feel that you are pleasing to the eye, reliable, honest and trustworthy, and finally treat you as one of their own. In that case, why not worry about a promotion? Director Jia said that he was drunk.

Pony thought hard about how to win the trust of Director Niu.

Ma racked his brains to write the report that Director Niu wanted to make, which was easy to understand and read, especially some words that Director Niu often mispronounced when making the report, and Ma also found a wonderful solution. Pony changed the word "homophonic" in brackets to "homophonic", which made director Niu stop reading the conscientious (fine) work as "Keke's work", which was ridiculous (touching) and generous. Director Niu also feels that making a report is much more "cool" than before.

Director Niu attends all kinds of banquets and entertainment, and Pony will lay down his life to accompany him. Every time Director Niu can't hold a good amount of alcohol, Director Niu waves his hand, and the pony comes forward to take out the practiced "trick"-take a big bowl, fill it with white wine, bite the rim of the bowl with his mouth, tilt his head back and drink it off. This move is really an eye-opener, and the audience applauded. It has repeatedly put down opponents for the director Niu.

Director Niu wants to take the postgraduate self-study exam, and all subjects are difficult for Director Niu. Pony personally took the exam as a gunner, so that Director Niu successfully got the diploma. Director Niu said in front of the pony, yes, the pony began to mature. Pony said, where, where, is the director to teach well. Director Niu laughed.

The following year, Ma Xiao was promoted to deputy director of the office and still served as a secretary. Pony is more concerned about Director Niu, who can understand his habits, hobbies, intentions and even a look. On one occasion, Director Niu inadvertently talked about wanting to buy a pair of leather shoes. Pony immediately bought two pairs of leather shoes for director Niu to choose from. Director Niu is on a business trip and pony takes care of it; Director Niu likes to go to major leisure centers for "leisure", and Pony acts as a guard for Director Niu outside the box. Gradually, director Niu has regarded Pony as one of his own.

Another year later, Ma Xiao was promoted to supervisor. Soon, Director Niu told the comrades who came to inspect Pony at a higher level that Pony had the ability and potential and was a rare talent. Later, Ma Xiao was promoted to deputy director. Director Niu trusts Pony more and lets Pony go abroad for "inspection".

Pony, who became the deputy director, began to be very intimate with Director Niu, and talked about everything. Pony benefited a lot from some official tactics, official secrets stealing and director Niu's words and deeds.

On one occasion, Pony told Director Niu that a group of Russian ladies had recently come to the entertainment city outside the city. I have arranged for the director to play. In the "outer city" entertainment city, director Niu said, Xiaoma, you are the deputy director, so don't be on guard for me. Let's play together. Pony said, if you dare, I will always be your secretary in front of the director. Help yourself, director. I'd better be alert to you. Director Niu smiled and walked into the box arranged by Pony with a big belly.

Just as Director Niu and Miss Russia were having sex in the box, the police suddenly rushed in.

Director Niu always wanted to see the pony as a guard before he got on the police car.

Niu, the director, was also found guilty of corruption, bribery and huge property of unknown origin, and was quickly removed from his post. Soon, Ma Xiao became a director.

It is said that what Director Niu scolded most in the detention center was "Damn it, I didn't expect it to be one of our own!"