Looking for 3 April Fools’ Day jokes, 2 prank plans, and 1 gift for my wife.

Ask a friend: The English spelling of pig is PUG, right?

——No, it’s PIG——No, why do I remember it’s U (YOU)?

——You’re mistaken, it’s I,

——Pig is U

——Pig is I

On April Fool’s Day, I suddenly felt upset in my stomach. I ran to the toilet, unbuttoned my pants and squatted down to feel comfortable. After finishing the work, I looked for toilet paper and was shocked to find an empty scroll

No paper. In an instant, I realized that today is April Fool's Day, so don't come here to scold or torment people! Urgent, I suddenly found my mobile phone in my pocket

and cried with joy. I was very careful because I was afraid that the mobile phone would fall into the pit and lose the last life-saving straw.

Colleague No. 1 called, "I am in the toilet and there is no paper." "Come for help!" A colleague replied: It's April Fool's Day. Someone just called for toilet paper. Why is there someone else? Unbelievable! ". After finishing speaking, I hung up the phone and was scolding.

Colleague No. 2 on the phone, "I'm in the toilet, no paper, come and help! ", the colleague replied: "Today is April Fool's Day, I will not go out at all, and I will not work at all, I'm sorry! ". After finishing speaking, I hung up the phone and was in pain.

Colleague No. 3 on the phone, "I know today is April Fool's Day. I am in the toilet and there is no paper. Come and help me quickly. Please believe me! ",

My colleague replied: "How can you imitate me and just use this trick to deceive someone? Why do you use it without consultation? ".

After speaking, I hung up, helpless.

My colleague called number 4, dialing.... There was a voice from the toilet next door, "Friend, don't count on me, I'm here It's been three hours

here, the phone has run out of battery, and we are still not out of trouble! "

Fainting.

During class...

A boy sitting next to me looked at the teacher from time to time with an expectant expression on his face.

His hand was hesitantly raised up, then put down, then raised up again...

Finally, the teacher found him,

"This Classmate, do you have any questions? ”

The boy blushed and said, “Can I use the toilet?” stomachache……. "

Of course the teacher said he could pull him, it's human nature.

I saw the boy immediately jumped up from his seat and walked quickly to the door of the classroom...

Just when he reached the front of the podium, he suddenly stopped and shouted,

“I can’t help but pull! ! ! ! ”

Then the legs were slightly separated, the knees were bent, and a half-squatting position was formed.

The lower abdomen exerted force, the face made a pained look, and the mouth would say "Well... Well..." from time to time. "The sound of gasping

...

Finally, he took a long breath, stood up, and turned to face everyone with a comfortable expression on his face.

Before everyone had recovered from the surprise, he did another feat in his life

He carefully put his hand into his pants and fiddled with his buttocks.

Then he slowly took his hand out and put it in front of his nose, smelling it intoxicatedly...

The hands were full of earthy yellow semi-liquid objects, mixed with unknown particles...< /p>

Half of the classmates fainted immediately...

Then he slowly brought his hand to his mouth, spit out his "sweet lips",

very carefully handled the object in his hand, Licking it clean bit by bit...

The classmates who were not dizzy just now are all dizzy now...

PS: Later I learned that I had a plastic bag inside my pants in this life. bag, filled with peanut butter (still coarse)...

The whole class smashed it (the teacher didn't stop it), and many people swore never to eat peanuts again in their lives

Witness plan: 1. Applicable to daily life:

1. Make strange-flavored Coke

Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half of it, and mix in vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard, etc. When you meet an acquaintance, you will pretend to be drinking it, and then generously hand over the "Coke". The other person will not be alert, and he will drink it in a big gulp while saying thank you, and then frown. You can vomit when you open your mouth.

You can also prepare according to the law, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer, etc.

2. Toothpaste sandwich biscuits

Unpack the sandwich biscuits, carefully spread the two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good) !) Squeeze an appropriate amount into the cake, the amount will depend on your personal "eating" habits, and finally glue it together to make it as realistic as possible. You generally don't need to use it specifically at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few slices of original sandwich biscuits and watch TV while eating. People will naturally come to taste it. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it. Although it is risky, many people will definitely fall into the trap.

3. Request a song

Prepare a rice bowl or enamel basin (any other object that can emit loud, high decibels after being struck) and a phone. Try to use a very formal tone when calling the other party. When you get through, say the following: This is a music station, and Mr./Ms. If you want to listen to the song, please dial the # key to listen (most people will press it). Thank you, the song is "Dang" by Power Train, please listen carefully. Then knock on the previously prepared hitting object, just knock it once, and make a "dang" sound. Before the other party reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, and goodbye!

This method is suitable for dormitories, or friends who can be contacted by phone, and finally closer people. In addition, you must not laugh during the phone call to avoid affecting the effect and atmosphere.

4. Double postage

Estimate the time and send a letter to your friend in advance, but do not put a stamp or write your own sending address (otherwise will be refunded to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a mail collection notice from the post office, telling him that he has an unpaid mail, please go to a certain post office to collect it, and pay double the postage. When he came to a certain post office in the dust, he respectfully handed over double the postage, opened the envelope, and found a small note floating out of it, which said "Happy April Fools' Day!" However, this prank may have been delayed. There will be errors, and the effect may not be as good as imagined.

5. Give gifts

If someone has a birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box with "Happy Birthday" written on it, and fill the box with scraps of paper. And loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom fell off and the shreds of paper flew all over the room, giving the Fool half an hour to clean up.

6. Measurement

The prankster took a piece of rope, stopped a pedestrian, and asked him to help measure the size. Then he held the other end of the rope, turned the corner of the building, and stopped another pedestrian, repeating the same pattern. Then you can hide away and watch the fun. People on both ends may wait for more than ten minutes, then put down the rope when there is no movement, and go to the other party to ask for clarification. Only then will they realize that they have been fooled.

This is a great way to fool strangers.

2. Quick tips:

(1) How much is 1+1?

Put out a finger and ask others "How much is this?"

Put out 2 fingers again and ask others "How much is this";

Put out 3 fingers again and ask others "How much is 1+1";

At most 1 out of 10 people can answer correctly.

(Key points: movements must be coherent)

(2) Cats are afraid of mice

Find a friend and ask him to say "rat" three times first,

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Then say "Rat" three more times. After he finishes speaking, immediately

Ask him "What are cats afraid of?", you can almost guarantee that he will answer

" "Mouse", I have tried it many times and I am always unhappy!

(Key point: be fast.)

(3) Who is the pig?

Ask a friend: The English spelling of pig is PUG, right?

——No, it’s PIG——No, why do I remember it’s U (YOU)?

——You’re mistaken, it’s I,

——Pig is U

——Pig is I

Give her a necklace made of shells, very beautiful...

Or, Tell her: The person I like most is not you, then give her a box, and say: "Here is the image of the person I like most, and put a mirror inside. She will see herself!