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Weight loss humor and high emotional intelligence sentences

The humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence about losing weight are recommended as follows:

1, lose weight, I calculate it every day, but it seems that only my weight is gaining.

My method of losing weight is very special, that is, holding food close to the mirror, I was shocked when I saw myself, and my appetite suddenly dropped.

3. Losing weight is like fighting a chocolate bar and finally finding yourself defeated by it.

I have started to exercise. I hold up a pencil every day and imagine it is chocolate. I raised it and put it down, repeating it countless times.

Before losing weight every time, I say to myself: Start tomorrow! Then tomorrow's me said to yesterday's me: start tomorrow!

6. Losing weight is a protracted war, but it seems to be in a positional war from the beginning.

7. I am carrying out a "no food and no fat" revolution, but it seems to only work for my refrigerator.

8. If there is an Olympic event to lose weight, I will definitely win the gold medal because I lift weights every day.

9. The first step to lose weight is to eat less, but I found that I have reduced it to a negative number.

10, my latest weight loss plan is to wear headphones, listen to dynamic music, and then dance in bed, which is what I call house dance.