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Drama suitable for third grade primary school students
Sleeping Beauty
Narration: A long time ago, there was a kingdom called XX. There lived the king's family and several servants. However, the king and the queen had no children... …
The Queen’s Prayer: God, please give me a child with skin as white as snow and lips as red as blood~ PS: I want a boy!
Narration: God heard the queen’s prayer, so he sent a crow to carry a baby to the queen.
The crow came on stage: Fool, fool, fool... (a small part of the scene, leaving a baby behind)
The queen shouted in surprise: Ana, come and see, this is God A gift given to us~
The king came on stage: Oh, my God, what a beautiful child, my dear, I think we should call him XX~
The queen objected : No, I think it sounds better to be called XX.
The king stretched out his hand: Okay~Old rules!
Queen and King Guess: Rock, Scissors, Paper!
The queen looked at the child happily: Oh, dear XX, from now on your name will be XX~ (I am so sweaty about XX~)
The king announced: In order to celebrate my coming of age and having a son, I want to entertain all the people in the world. Come on, let’s have a flowing banquet for three days and three nights!
A certain financial chief came up crying: Your Majesty, we want wages!
The king waved his hand, and the finance chief was dragged down by the soldiers.
The king pondered: It seems that it would be better to just invite some heavyweights...
Narration: So, the king and queen invited what was called the "Thirteen Points" "The fairy combination came to baptize the princess.
Fairy 1: I give the little princess the same unparalleled beauty as me! (Narration: Vomiting~)
Fairy 2: I give the little princess unparalleled wisdom, just like me! (Narration: 8 8=? Fairy 2 answered without hesitation: 27!)
Fairy 3: I, I give the little princess, unparalleled, eloquence, eloquence... (Narration directly comes up to apply adhesive plaster. )
Fairy 4: I give the little princess a gentle temperament like me, oh live~ (three-part laugh~)
Fairy 5: I give the little princess a kind heart ! (Pick up the straw man insidiously, nail it, nail it, nail it~)
Fairy 6: I give the little princess an upright and brave heart! Kesai comes to visit! (Or it can represent the moon punishing evil, or it can be ~ the key is action!) (Narrator: Ah, cockroach ~ Fairy 6: Help ~ he disappeared in an instant ~)
Fairy 7: I give the little princess forever The figure is not out of shape either! (The picture of the elephant passed by~)
Fairy 8: I want to give the little princess a beautiful voice! (The sound of sawing machine legs sounded in the background~)
Fairy 9: I give the little princess money that can never be spent! (The king nodded: This is still practical~)
Fairy 10: I will bless the little princess to always be loved by the people!
Fairy 11: I will give the little princess happiness!
Fairy 12: I want to give the little princess the thinking logic of our "13 points" combination! Oh live~ (Everyone is praying: ...ya ma da...)
Fairy 13: I want to give the little princess...
Narration: The last fairy is about to give the little princess When the princess was blessing, suddenly there was lightning and thunder, and the world changed (the tone was unusually heavy~)
Unknown figure 1 appeared: In order to prevent the world from being destroyed~~ (shake a few times~)
Unknown figure 2: In order to maintain world peace~~(continue shaking~)
1: Exchange love and real evil
2: Hateful Another annoying villain!
1 Pointing at oneself: x witch
2 Pointing at oneself also: Follower...
1amp; 2 Hugging each other: We are traveling through xyz x combination in! !
1 Stretch out your arms in anticipation: black hole, a black tomorrow is waiting for us!
Crow’s walk-on: That’s it! Fool~Fool~
The narrator is horrified: Something bad has happened, the evil witch has appeared!
The witch (pointing one finger to the sky and the other to the ground, as if she were the only one): Such a big banquet did not invite me, the most beautiful, handsome, and suave witch in the universe? !
King: Well, it’s because you keep moving, so...
The witch waved her hand: The excuse is useless! Since everyone has given gifts to the little princess, let me give one too~ (Dang Dang Dang Dang~ The attendant beats the tambourine~) The little princess is indeed living a carefree life, but on her 16th birthday, she will be... Choking to death on a banana, hahahaha~~~Choke to death~~~
Narration: Stop, stop, stop, shouldn’t you be strung to death by a spinning wheel?
Witch: Do you have a spinning wheel at home?
Narration: No!
Witch: What era has it been? Let’s try something different~
Narration: But...
Witch (threat): I said he choked to death. You're choking. If you keep talking nonsense, I'll bite you to death~
The narrator is bitter and angry: So, the poor princess was cursed by the abominable witch!
The witch happily said: You are the wind and I am the sand, lingering around the end of the world... (Exit~)
The king and queen were worried: What should I do? My poor child is actually cursed...
Fairy 13: Please don't worry, my blessing hasn't been sent yet?
King: Then why don’t you send it?
Fairy 13 shy:
Because my hotline here is quite busy~
Queen: Please let the fairy lift the curse of the witch as soon as possible~
Fairy 13: Okay~ My blessing is: the little princess will be here On her 16th birthday, she choked on a banana, but she would not die, but would sleep until a prince who truly loved her appeared and kissed her. At that time, the little princess would wake up and live happily ever after.
King: Why not lift the witch's curse at once?
Fairy 13 clasped hands: Because it’s more romantic this way~
Everyone came up and stamped on you: I’ll beat you up for being a sadistic person...
Narration: Please ignore the violent scenes. Time flies. In the blink of an eye, the princess is already 16 years old. She is really beautiful and kind. She is a model of a leisurely wife and a good mother~
The princess jumped on the stage: I am a girl , beautiful girl~
Princess: What’s the matter if you haven’t seen her before~~? Come on~ give me a taste~~
Witch: Give me the money and I will give it to you! No need to talk about it!
Princess: What? Don’t you see how poor I am~? Look, your skin is so fair and rosy, your figure is so good, your hands are so slender, your hair is so black, give it to me, okay?
Witch:...
Princess: You are the best~~
Witch (cruel-hearted):...Okay! (Narration: ...It's really unconvincing...) (Then he was kicked out by the princess)
Princess: Hehe~~Simple-minded is simple after all~It's so easy to deceive~~~
Narration: ...The princess took a bite of the banana, and at this moment...
Witch's follower: Catch the mouse~~~~~~~~~~
Narration: After a scream, the princess choked on the banana and slowly fell down. From then on, day and night kept changing, alternating, exhausting the sun father-in-law and the moon mother-in-law ~ time passed day by day, moon and stars moved ~ flowers bloomed and withered around the princess ~ grass grew and died ~ hundreds of years passed ~ This place has turned into a big garden~
Crow: Hundreds of years! Fool~! Fool~!
Narration: In a country hundreds of years later, there was a very luxurious palace, and a prince lived in it~
Entourage: Your Highness~ The princess you asked me to check I found it~ It is said that she is still sleeping. If anyone can wake her up, she will marry her~
Prince: (wanderingly) Prepare the carriage! Set off immediately tomorrow morning!
Follower: Okay!
Narration: The next day, the prince set out. He finally came to the castle. For some reason, everyone in the castle fell asleep. The prince walked and walked, and walked into a garden, where he saw a person who could be called the most beautiful ~ (2 million words are omitted below) ~ lying among the flowers.
Prince: This must be the princess... Hehe... She is really as beautiful as the legend!
Narration: The prince kissed the princess, a scene not suitable for children under the age of 18. Please avoid it. At this time, the princess slowly opened her eyes and woke up.
Slapped the prince.
Prince: ...Why are you hitting me! Ever since I was little, even my mother was reluctant to hit me!
Princess: You say I look like your mother? (Two more slaps) You pervert, shameless!
Prince: I am the one who saved your life! How can you thank me?
Princess: What do you want?
Prince: Of course I promise with my body!
Narration: From then on, because of the blessing of a certain fairy, the prince and the princess lived happily together
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