How to write a cookie that begins with "I gave birth to a litter of foxes and kicked over the smelly man laughing at the bedside"?

After giving birth to a litter of foxes, I kicked over the smelly man who was laughing at the bedside.

Why the fox?

I pointed to the little boy whose hair hasn't grown yet and asked the man who was still smiling by touching his nose.

He doesn't mind being kicked by me and holding me in his arms.

Because you are a little fox.

I grabbed the ofuda on his desk and threw it in his face.

Of course I know, aren't you a Taoist? But we born this way, why are we pure! Kindness! Fox! Beaver!

He grabbed my hand, pulled me closer to him, and then whispered in my ear with a smile:

Because, I am also a fox.

I am a fox juggler who can only turn black bear essence with my bare hands. Perhaps the only drawback is that I am not attractive.

I am determined to be a decent fox, and I am not allowed to go home until I seduce humans.

This is really killing me.

After killing the black bear essence, he put the bag on his head and promised to play a play with me.

Meowed, no, elder sister, I think what heroes save the United States is out of date now.

I gave him a punch, and he immediately chased him honestly and fiercely.

I was chased by him for an hour in the Woods and finally fell into Gu Wenxing's arms.

Gu Wenxing has a pair of eyes with stars hidden.

He threw the symbol cleanly, put his arm around my waist with one hand and hit the black bear with the other.

I searched in my mind how the weak woman played in the script, and grabbed his sleeve after he saved me.

Whoops, my little daughter has nothing to repay, but, can only commit herself to each other.

All right.

He answered quickly and lightly.

So that I looked up at him in a daze that I could only see those gentle eyes, turning over peach blossoms and hiding a little smile.

Are Taoist priests so immoral nowadays?

I live in Gu Wenxing's home.

Because it's getting late and it's raining in Mao Mao outside the window, it's reasonable for me to play a homeless woman.

Originally, I thought cooking a hot meal for him was definitely a plus, but my cooking was really poor.

His craft is very good.

He said he was homeless, too. He said that he was expelled from his old school. When he said this, the candlelight reflected his side face, and he seemed a little lost.

I suddenly feel it's all his fault.

Plus, I'm about to start sucking his essence, which makes him even more miserable.

At night, it's time for me to act.

I probably know which room he sleeps in. When he crept up, the old wooden floor was still creaking.

I walked to the porch, and the moonlight was bright tonight. I could clearly see that he was standing in front of me, smiling at his slightly upturned mouth.

A big word was instantly hit on my forehead.

It's just that after a long time, the wind gently blows my hair and nothing happens.

I saw confusion in his eyes for the first time.

And I, the cold sweat has come down.

Fortunately, although I can't be stubborn, I haven't slackened off in practice. Just now, I only need to converge a little faster than him.

Ah ... I misunderstood that girl.

He gently took the symbol off my forehead, and the moonlight gently fell in his eyes.

Don't blame childe, guard against people's heart.

Words haven't say that finish, he suddenly turned and put the paper on me.

Still nothing happened.

I think I heard him smile with interest.

It seems that this is true ... I misunderstood that girl.

I smiled stiffly, cursing why the first goal was so difficult, and I wanted to leave with him around.

Oh, I forgot to ask that girl. What is this girl doing here in the middle of the night?

I forgot to ask, so wait for me here.

I turned to look at him. At that time, my stomach and I were in harmony.

I'm hungry.

The moonlight was bright, and he and I sat around the small table, staring at the bubbling pot in front of us.

White and tender tofu blocks have emerged, and the fish soup for dinner is just the bottom of the material. The damn smell almost made my demon shape untenable.

His jointed hands picked up a piece of tofu, dipped it in some seasoning and handed it to me.

Tofu has melted in the mouth, and cooking wine evokes the umami flavor of fish soup. The person in front of me just watched me eat with his chin cupped, and his mouth slightly rose.

He said slowly when I was in the middle of eating.

I'm afraid of girls' jokes, because I've been killing demons for half my life, and it's hard to avoid being remembered by monsters. I put powder in the soup blindly. That girl is not a demon. Do you mind?

Powder is harmless to people, but toxic to demons.

The tofu I ate almost coughed up.

What happened to that girl?

He raised his eyebrows.

No, it's okay. I'm choking.

Oh, I think ...

He moved his neck, the bright moon fell into his eyes, and he smiled softly.

What is that girl hiding from me? ...

Gu Wenxing will go out to work during the day to help others exorcise demons. He said it was his only job.

I stayed in my room, thinking about how to take him down.

Xiaoqing knocked on my window this day.

Xiaoqing is a demigod and a demisnake, in charge of rain and dew. It's raining these days, and she's secretly helping me.

God, why are you so pale?

I have been fed powder for several days, and I can't stand it any higher.

I waved my hand and said don't mention it again.

Why are you so slow to seduce Taoist priests? You are a pure-bred fox.

He's different.

I sighed.

What is the difference? Human males are all animals with lower body thinking, so you just need to take care of his bed.

I just think that after spending so many days with him, he will hook up with me, let alone me.

It hooked my stomach.

Look, he's back.

I took her to look at the window, just in time to see Gu Wenxing climbing the stairs with an umbrella.

He walked slowly, and the thin rain blurred his figure. He always seems in a good mood.

Don't let him find you. Let's go.

I poked the person next to me, but she didn't answer. When I turned to look at her again, her eyes were full of fear.

Strange to say, girl, it hasn't stopped raining these days.

Gu Wenxing stood behind me, his arms crossed, and he spoke as slowly as ever.

God doesn't want you to go, or ... don't you want to go?

I didn't want to leave, and then God heard my heart.

I turned around and smirked at him and stuffed Xiaoqing, who had turned into a snake, into my sleeve.

Why does this man walk quietly?

He stared at me quietly.

His eyes are actually peach-blossom eyes with various emotions, but when he looks at people, he stings and cool thin.

After a long time, he finally smiled.

If you don't go, you have to go. You can go to town along this mountain road. This girl is so beautiful that there must be many people who can take her in.

He threw me the oiled paper umbrella in his hand. The handle of the umbrella was exquisite and cool.

I frowned.

Don't always call me a sissy. I have a name. My name is Yao Zhuo.

Why did you suddenly kick me out?

I think I want to play a wronged woman, and my eyes turn red in an instant.

I have a heart to accompany girls. He hung his eyes, and half of what he said was true. If that girl stays any longer, I can't protect her.

Who wants your protection? I am very strong.

I'm not leaving.

When I said this, I obviously felt Xiaoqing hugging my wrist.

Gu Wenxing didn't persuade me much either. He never does anything laborious.

He just turned and looked at me and left, as if giving me advice.

Follow the girl, but let's talk first. ...

I'm not as good as girls think.

He still calls me a girl.

Why don't you go!

Finally, I can breathe, and Xiaoqing hissed and exhaled at me.

Why should I leave? Anyway, why are you shaking like this?

I turned over the oil-paper umbrella that Gu Wenxing gave me. The workmanship is very exquisite, and you can tell at a glance that it is not an ordinary product.

He is Gu Wenxing! You don't know this man?

Are you afraid because this umbrella is made of snake bones?

Finally figured out the reason why the handle feels so good, I waved at Xiaoqing.

It has nothing to do with this! He is a "cancer", and the Jianghu says that he is the bane of Dreadwind.

I picked my eyebrows.

Wherever he has been, as long as he has sex with people, the ending is extremely tragic.

At this point, her voice began to tremble again.

Do you know what he has done recently? He stole the secret of the Elegant School and spread it.

Elegant school is his master. It is because of this secret that the Elegant School is now in jeopardy.

Besides, not everyone can repair this secret book. Nowadays, more and more Taoist priests in the Jianghu are fascinated by it. ...

I listened with relish, and Xiaoqing talked with me endlessly for a long time. To sum up, Gu Wenxing seems to be a serious person, but he likes to make waves everywhere.

And I heard that it is cruel and cunning, and it will be reported.

Therefore, everyone in the Jianghu avoids him. He is a master who no one dares to mess with.

Oh, I see.

I nodded.