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Composition: Me and Reading
I love reading
Absorbing knowledge and strength from books is a necessity in life. Since birth, everyone has been learning all kinds of knowledge in order to gain a better foothold in society in the future.
I think reading is like a scientist reading contemporary literary works, or a poet reading the records of an archaeologist. Reading is because you like it, and reading is out of interest. There is a saying that goes well: "Reading cannot change the length of life, but it can change the width of life." It is this kind of interest in reading that makes my life rich and colorful.
Reading has become a habit for me. My favorite thing to do in elementary school was to read all kinds of "idle books", from children's magazines subscribed by my parents to some literary classics. All orders are accepted. Even after I entered middle school, I still loved reading and wanted to give my mind some rest during my busy schedule. Picking up a favorite book is like opening a window and admiring the beautiful scenery outside the window. The scenery may be rough and bold, or delicate and euphemistic, or majestic, or touching. It makes me completely forget about the troubles and unhappiness of studying, as if I am wandering among the green mountains and green waters, breathing the fresh air and waving my thoughts. Wings, feel the beauty of life.
Books are indispensable good friends in my life. I roam in the ocean of books and get great happiness from them, which also broadens my knowledge. In life, The book also helped me a lot.
I remember one Sunday, I was doing homework at home, and the neighbor’s children came to my house to play. Before I finished my homework, I let him play by himself. After playing for a while, he actually picked up my ink bottle. He was so small, and it would be terrible if he knocked over the bottle. I quickly waved my hand: "Don't play with ink..." Before I could finish speaking, The little hand had already knocked over the ink bottle placed on the corner of the table, and the ink spilled all over the child's light-colored shirt. He screamed, was frightened, and then burst into tears. I was so anxious that I was at a loss for words: What should I do? the fat is in the fire! I hurriedly ran to the faucet to wash it, but I couldn't rub the ink stains away no matter how hard I tried. When I was so anxious that I had no idea, my eyes accidentally fell on the book "Knowledge Magazine" placed on the table. I slapped my forehead, didn’t I just watch it? As mentioned above, if there are ink stains on clothes, you can first apply rice grains on the ink stains and rub them vigorously, then soak them in soapy water and wash them, then rinse them with clean water and wash them away. Why don’t I put it into practice! So, I grabbed the shirt stained by ink, ran to the kitchen, took a spoonful of rice, poured it on the stained area, and then rubbed it hard. After a while, the ink stain really faded away. After rubbing it for a while, the ink stain was only a faint copper stain. I rinsed it with soapy water and clean water and wring it dry, then handed it to a neighbor's kid and said, "If you go back and dry it, you won't see any traces anymore. You can wear it now." He asked me with surprised eyes: "What are you doing?" How do you know that rice can wash away ink stains? "I said proudly: "The book told me!"
Reading has increased my knowledge. It is precisely because of books that I know about Zhuge Liang's ingenuity. , the bold and brave Wu Song... It is because of books that I discovered that there are so many stories and so many people in the world. I like the content in the book, humorous, sad, poignant...
I love reading, reading makes my life fulfilling and calm, leisurely and comfortable, quiet and rich, reading Make me happy.
I love reading
In this world, books are like stars in the sky, countless! I just love this "sky full of stars"!
Good books are nutrition for the world. The great poet Du Fu said: "Reading thousands of volumes, writing is like a spirit." These famous quotes about reading always inspire me. Since my parents were not able to study well as they wished when they were young, they placed their hopes on me and determined to train me to study well. During the day, my parents go out to farm together. When they come back at night, no matter how tired they are, they will take out old books or newspapers and read them under the lamp at night. My father and mother’s interest in reading infected me. Therefore, I would take out an extracurricular book to read from time to time, and slowly I became interested in books. Now, I can't live without books all the time. In order for me to learn more knowledge, my mother bought me four volumes of children's encyclopedias.
You must know that the money to buy the books was bought with the money my mother squeezed out of her teeth. If she didn't buy these four books, my mother could still buy several pieces of clothes. So, I decided to taste this "delicious food". After I roughly understood the contents of these four books, I felt that a good book contains a lot of rich knowledge and beautiful emotions. Reading a good book means having a conversation with wise and noble people across time and space. What a wonderful thing it is! Therefore, I must cherish it. In order to read a book, I also made a joke. Once, my mother asked me to buy salt, and I took a book when I left. On the way, I was fascinated by the book. When I was reading with great interest, suddenly, the horn of the car startled me. The books fell to the bottom. When I looked, it turned out that I was already crossing the road. However, I didn't look at the cars on the left and right, so I almost got hit. The driver scolded me, but I just pretended it was nothing and continued reading. When I got home, my mother asked me where the salt I bought had gone, and I realized that I had forgotten to buy salt while I was reading. My mother and I both couldn't laugh or cry. Achieved people in ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad, like reading and are good at absorbing nutrients from books, thus embarking on the road to success. Let us develop a good habit of reading and stay with good books throughout our lives!
Reading is so beautiful
A brisk music gives wings to the mood and flies into the sky like a butterfly; a gorgeous picture washes away the dust for the eyes and refracts like a diamond It brings out the colorful sunshine of life; a fascinating book makes the mind embark on an imaginary journey, like taking a time shuttle to travel between the past and the future...
Reading is beautiful. "Reading a good book is like talking to a noble person." Books can guide us to associate with the best people, and put us among the great masters of the past, as if we hear their voices, observe their actions, and see their people, allowing us to blend in with their emotions, sorrow, joy, and excitement.
Reading is beautiful. Pi Rixiu said: "Only the calligraphy has color, which is more beautiful than Xizi." Reading is like the gurgling water in the stream, like the scattered white clouds in the sky, unfettered, leisurely and elegant. Reading is no longer a glass of water for wanderers when they are thirsty, nor is it a light for night travelers in the darkness. It is the joy of farmers in the golden fields after harvest, and the warmth of a family having dinner under the setting sun.
Reading is beautiful. The ancient Sima Qian said: "Read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles." In the vast ocean of knowledge, we are more aware of our own insignificance and shallowness, so that we can work harder and harder. We can lack fame and wealth in life, but we cannot live without books. We can miss luxurious events, but we cannot lose the opportunity to read.
Reading is beautiful. Beauty lies not only in listening to books talk, communicating with books, and letting books answer questions and solve problems. Beauty lies in the tenderness when the light kisses the pages, the rustling sound when the wind blows on the pages, and the peace of mind when people read the pages.
Reading makes the whole world beautiful together. Life is also beautiful because of reading.
Classmates, from now on, let us devote ourselves wholeheartedly to reading activities, wander in the ocean of books, and let the fragrance of books accompany us every day! Let us understand the meaning of life and the principles of being a human being from Chinese and foreign classics; learn the wisdom of being a human being from fairy tales and fables; appreciate the majestic mountains and rivers of the motherland and the profound literary history from Tang poetry and Song lyrics; feel the splendor and color of life from prose novels...
Finally, let us once again sound the reading slogan: walk with the classics and lay a good foundation for life. Go with the Expo and expand your horizons. The spirit of poetry and calligraphy in the belly comes from China, and the most beautiful thing is the fragrance of books that can reach far.
I love reading
If someone asked me what I wanted to do when I was terminally ill, I would not hesitate to say: "Reading!" Yes, I love reading. . I have loved reading books since I was a child. When I was young, I loved fairy tales, the romantic love in fairy tales; the rose essence with a sense of justice in fairy tales; the beautiful and kind-hearted Snow White in fairy tales; the tall and handsome Prince Charming in fairy tales; and more. I like the pink fantasy of fairy tales... Yes, I love books. On the first day of elementary school, the opening gift my mother gave me was a thick composition book. I didn’t dare to take it. My mother looked at me expectantly, so I had to timidly take the thick composition book. Book. From then on, I realized: When I grow up, I can no longer indulge in the dream world of fairy tales. I have to start reading compositions and encyclopedias with dense words.
When I opened the thick composition book my mother gave me, I was quickly attracted by the contents. There were also fairy tales in it, but it lacked the childishness of childhood. The lyrical chapters, descriptions of scenes, descriptions of people and narratives... all deeply attracted me. The lyrical pieces make people move; the descriptions of scenes make people immersive; the writings about people make people feel as if that person is right next to them; and the narrative pieces are sad and make people feel happy... Whenever When people ask me why I love reading so much, I will say: "Books are good for people. My life has been integrated with books and can no longer be separated! Yes, I love books very much. Once in my memory, I On the way to the zoo to see animals with my mother, I saw a bookstore filled with people. I immediately forgot about going to the zoo to see animals with my mother, squeezed into the bookstore, took out a book and sat down. I was reading a book on the floor of the bookstore fascinatedly. After a long time, my hair was pulled by someone. I jumped up in pain. When I looked back, it turned out to be my mother! Why are you pulling my hair? People haven’t seen enough yet! "Haven't seen enough?" Didn’t you agree to go to the zoo to see animals? Why are you sitting here reading? I thought I was walking too fast and you couldn't keep up! So you are reading here! It really scared me to death! Mom pouted and said, "Okay, stop looking, go to the zoo!" "After that, he picked me up and left. "Wait a minute, I want to buy this book! "When I arrived at the zoo, I felt that the zoo was very boring. I got addicted to reading again. I quietly ran to the entrance of the zoo with my mother on my back, sat on the threshold and started reading again! It was my mother who pulled out my hair again, and I I just woke up from the "sea of ??books"! "Look at you and read the book again. You haven't seen the acrobatics in it. What a pity! "Mom started nagging again... Yes, I love reading very much. A book is a flower that has just bloomed, with sweet nectar of knowledge. A book is a good tour guide, leading us into the world of knowledge. Books, It is a small boat that carries us into the bay of knowledge. I love books. Please help me with "Too Many Words Are Lost"!
There is such a story! The guest who came from afar solemnly gave the host a gift box. The host accepted it very happily. When he opened it, he saw that there were only three ordinary little golden figures.
The host asked strangely. Why did the guest give him such a golden statue? The guest took out three golden statues and put them on the table. He did an experiment with a straw and showed it to the host. When the straw passed through the left ear of the first golden statue, The straw came out from the right ear; the guest put the straw into the left ear of the second golden man, and the straw immediately spit out from the golden man's mouth; when the guest again put the straw into the left ear of the third golden man. , but was swallowed into the stomach by the third golden man, and could never come out again.
This story actually tells us a truth about life: There are people who are very negative and don't care about anything. He can think with his heart, but it is difficult to do it with his heart. He has a dawdling attitude towards life.
That is, the first Jin man does not think about everything, let alone. Will take action, go in the left ear and go out the right ear, as if nothing happened. This is a negative and confrontational emotion towards life, and it is also a kind of indulgence towards oneself. Even good opinions and constructive suggestions are ignored. Too lazy to pay attention, immersed in their own fixed thinking for a long time, not wanting to develop or break through, and living a life based on one day at a time
Some people are very smart in small things and like to focus on the present. They are also good at taking advantage of every opportunity. In order to show their knowledge, they like to ask around and then talk irresponsibly.
Some people are simple-minded and do not use their brains in everything. They like to be the protagonist of small talk. There is not much malice, but I don't analyze what I see and hear. What I say is just a simple repetition of others, and I say everything that should be said and shouldn't be said.
Talking about it. There may not be any intention, but sometimes I am too keen to spread some unrealistic remarks, which can embarrass people around me and even cause a lot of trouble, and it is very likely to be used by people with ulterior motives.
< p> Sometimes you need to be kind. What you hear and see may not be true. One-sided words can hurt people invisible, and irresponsible communication may cause unnecessary interference to others.This is also what the second golden man wants to warn people: be careful with your words and deeds.
In a specific environment or a specific period, silence is the best way to behave.
In many cases, many things are not just what anyone wants. There are many objective and subjective factors that affect the development of the situation.
It is best not to comment on many unconfirmed remarks, keep them in your stomach, and let the bad rumors stop in your silence. Being responsible for others is also respecting yourself.
Modern society should be an era of flaunting one's own personality, flaunting one's own self-confidence, and being silent about some dark things.
Being upright depends on your true ability, rather than stepping on the shoulders of others and using specious slander to get what you want. Even if everything can be temporarily obtained, it is not safe enough. Lost the dignity that a human being should have.
"Silence is golden.
"In the chaotic moments of life, silence can keep you awake.
When the huge waves of life come, use your steady actions to resist them. At this time, the power of words is pale and ineffective. Even if you use all your strength, you can't shout out the sound of the waves. To compete with the volume, silence is not giving in but accumulating the strength to rise up next time, looking for opportunities to walk out of the true glory of life. What does it mean to say too much will lead to mistakes?
If you talk too much, you will definitely make mistakes. Pinyin: [ yán duō bì shī ] Explanation: If you talk too much, you will definitely make mistakes.
Source: "Guiguzi·Benjingfu": "There are many shortcomings in talking too much.
" Sentence creation: (1) Wu Hao did not explain too much whether he came from ghosts Gu, as the saying goes, too much talk leads to misunderstanding, so Wu Hao chose to deal with it silently, but after hearing Huang Yun's words, he couldn't help but speak out.
(2) But Feng Yu was not talking at this time. He knew that if you talk too much, you would be wrong. Sometimes you should not insist too much. This is a truth that Feng Yu has realized now.
(3) Originally, I wanted to ask what kind of sales it was about, but Mr. Wang was afraid that he would make mistakes if he said too much, so he simply pretended to be inexperienced and waited to see what happened.
(4) My cousin has been reading poetry and books since he was a child. He always says that if you talk too much, you will make mistakes, so he keeps everything in his heart and does not say it out loud.
(5) Zhu Dapeng, however, was eager for Mr. Su’s advice and did not give the other party more opportunities to ask about his background, lest he say too much and make mistakes. Quotations: If you talk too much, you will lose your virginity.
If you don’t keep secrets, you will lose your virginity.
A gentleman keeps his secrets secret.
Both of these sentences come from the "Book of Changes".
The original text is: "When chaos arises, words are regarded as order.
If the king is not secretive, his ministers will be lost; if the minister is not secretive, he will lose his virginity; if several things are not secretive, it will cause harm.
This is why a gentleman is cautious and does not leave.
"It means: when "chaos" occurs, words are often the stepping stone to help.
If the leader (leader) speaks carelessly, he will break the trust of his ministers (subordinates). If the minister (subordinates) speaks carelessly, it will harm himself. If he does not treat important matters carefully, he will cause disaster.
Therefore, a gentleman (a wise person) is very careful and rigorous in speaking and doing things, and will not talk or act arbitrarily.
... How to understand that talking too much leads to mistakes?
An ancient saying goes: "Just because you speak too much about right and wrong, all troubles arise from force."
"You can't speak deeply when you communicate with someone shallow, and you will miss out if you speak too harshly, so think twice before you speak!" Because words are the main tool for communication between oneself and others. The most effective way to communicate with the outside world is language. If you don’t speak, you will not have any contact with the outside world. However, the more you say, the more information you will reveal to others. Information The more you say, the more likely it is that loopholes will appear, or if you say too much, you will unconsciously say information that may misunderstand others or that you did not intend to convey.
The mouth is the door to disaster, and the tongue is the sword that cuts you off! Trouble comes from the mouth! Silence is golden! High School Composition 800 Words Narrative: Conduct in Modes
There is a foreign proverb, "There is only one step from greatness to ridiculousness."
There are proverbs in China that “haste makes waste”, “biting off more than you can chew”, “too much is too much”.
These folk proverbs all talk about "degree".
There are thousands of things you can say about the wisdom of life, but the most important one is that "everything has its limits."
Measure is the limit within which a certain thing maintains its quality and quantity, and is consistent with the quality of things.
There are limits or boundaries at both ends of any degree, called joint points or critical points. Beyond this range, the nature of things changes.
The boiling point of water is 100 degrees Celsius, and the freezing point of water is zero degrees Celsius.
The temperature range of water is from zero degrees Celsius to one hundred degrees Celsius. After this degree, water either turns into water vapor or ice.
People live in "degrees".
My greatest pursuit is freedom.
Once a person loses his freedom, can he still have happiness and joy? Could he still be making a difference? However, freedom is freedom in a certain degree. Excessive freedom will lead to loss of freedom.
A spring can be pulled no matter how hard it is within its elastic limit. Once it exceeds this degree, the spring cannot recover.
There is also a problem of "degree" in life and doing things. This side of "degree" may be bright, but the other side of "degree" may be dark clouds. The "degree" in daily life ” can be seen almost everywhere.
For example, drinking is a happy thing in life when friends get together to drink, chat, exchange information, and enhance relationships.
But when you drink too much, something will happen. In the least case, you will make a fool of yourself, in more serious cases, you will harm your harmony, and even worse, you will harm your body and interfere with your business.
For example, when speaking, there is also a degree of speaking.
Don’t say too much or not say too much.
The ancient Greek philosopher Soragtes said: "People have two ears and two eyes, so they should listen more and watch more and be careful what they say. If you talk too much, you will make mistakes.
"Joking is the key to interpersonal relationships. It is a lubricant for relationships, but be careful not to overdo it, as it will hurt your feelings if you do it too much.
Humorous speech makes people happy, but when it is excessive, it becomes vulgar or harsh.
Humility is a virtue recognized by everyone. Humility means not being complacent, being self-aware, and treating yourself and others correctly. Excessive humility turns into hypocrisy.
It is obvious that he has a lot of knowledge, but it is not because he is ignorant; it is obvious that he has achieved a lot of achievements, but it is not because of his small skills; he is obviously capable of shouldering important responsibilities, but he refuses several times, saying that he has no virtue and talent, and can only do small things.
Diligence is a virtue.
It is a good thing to be diligent, work hard, and have a strong professionalism.
However, people should not push themselves too hard when doing things. If the string is stretched too tight, it will break easily.
The energy and time you put in every day should be moderate, otherwise it will be counterproductive.
Although the spirit of persisting in working despite illness is commendable, it is not advisable.
If you don’t have conditions, why don’t you go see a doctor for treatment? Some people are putting the cart before the horse by overdrafting their lives to make money.
For example, regarding the understanding of beauty, the ancient Greek philosopher Plato said: "Beauty is appropriateness.
"Song Yu described the daughter of the east neighbor in "Dengtuzi Lustful Ode" Beauty: "If it is increased by one point, it will be too long; if it is reduced by one point, it will be too short; if it is powdered, it will be too white; if it is applied with vermilion, it will be too red."
"It can be seen that beauty is just right.
Excessive or inadequate is not beautiful.
Everything has the dialectical unity of quality and quantity, and there is a specific quantitative limit. Once this limit is exceeded, the nature will be transformed, and beautiful things will be transformed into ugliness.
For example, regarding the understanding of truth, Lenin said: "As long as you take one more step, as if it is a small step in the same direction, the truth will become a mistake.
" It can be seen that , just right is true.
If it falls short, it is really not comprehensive. If it exceeds the scope of application, the truth becomes a fallacy.
There is only one step away from truth and falsehood. How can we make the issue objective and reasonable? In addition to strengthening self-cultivation and raising the level of awareness, it is also necessary to reasonably position the perspective of the problem.
Find the correct perspective and maximize the quality of observation, analysis, and problem solving.
For example, the understanding of goodness.
Being kind to others and doing kind things is a great virtue of human beings.
However, just the right amount is good.
Pampering your children is not true love. Those who help the poor are certainly worthy of praise, but it is not as good as inspiring people to be self-reliant, teaching people to be self-reliant, and helping people get rid of poverty.
There is scope for doing good deeds. How can we be compassionate to monsters like Tang Monk, be kind to evil wolves like Mr. Dong Guo, or be compassionate to poisonous snakes like the farmer in Aesop's fables.
Kindness to evildoers is a crime against the people.
Only with "degree" can there be "harmony".
Since the beginning of mankind, the relationship between humans and nature has always been in disharmony.
In the beginning, humans blindly worshiped and identified with nature.
Treat nature as your own master.
This is a kind of excessiveness in understanding; then, as humans become stronger and more advanced, they want to be the masters of nature and wantonly ask for wealth from nature. This is another kind of excessiveness in understanding.
Man should not be the master of nature, but can only be a friend of nature, forming a harmonious unity between man and nature. This is the appropriate relationship between man and nature.
"Degree" is everywhere around us. "Degree" does not harm your life, but makes your life better.
Only those who abide by the laws can live their lives safely.
It is difficult to adhere to the way of doing things. Only if you adhere to it can you have harmonious interpersonal relationships, an environment suitable for your own growth, and only then will the God of destiny visit you.
Pay attention to art, science, life, business, and life.
How can a person not study and follow the "measures" throughout his life? "Du" is a university question.
The benevolent, wise, sage and philosophers at home and abroad in ancient and modern times have all discussed "degree" in their theories.
Dialectical materialism in Marxist philosophy talks about "degree". For example, only when quantitative changes reach a certain level will qualitative changes occur.
Confucianism emphasizes moderation and impartiality; Laozi advocates letting nature take its course and adapting to nature; Buddhism talks about psychological balance; Darwin talks about "survival of the fittest".
It can be seen that being observant is not a small skill in life, but a major skill in life.
Some people think that determination is the wisdom of life.
Yes, great ambition creates courage, great ambition sharpens will, great ambition tempers perseverance, and ambition placed high and far away becomes a great weapon.
However, determination requires "measurement".
If the ambition is too concrete, it will suffer setbacks. If the ambition is too far-fetched and unrealistic, it will be too lofty.
Determinations also need to be "tailored", otherwise it will be a castle in the air.
Some people think that passion is the wisdom of life.
Yes, interpersonal communication cannot be separated from enthusiasm.
However, there are also "degrees" of enthusiasm in interpersonal communication.
If your heat is too high, it will burn people; if your heat is too low, it will make people indifferent.
Failure to warm up when it should be done will cause your interpersonal relationship to be "broken", and heating up when it should be cooled down will go against your will.
Grasp the "degree"... If you talk too much, you will make mistakes.
If you talk too much, you will make mistakes. yán duō bì shī If you talk too much, you will make mistakes.
Source of allusion: "Guiguzi·Benjingfu": "If you talk too much, there will be shortcomings.
" (No next sentence) Synonyms: To speak frankly about the disaster, to speak out. Antonyms: be cautious, speak less, be tight-lipped. Explanation of the idiom: If you talk too much, you will definitely make a mistake.
Examples of idioms: He is cautious all his life, and his motto in life is "Too many words lead to mistakes". If you talk too much, you will lose your meaning. Quotations
Huangdi's "Inscriptions on the Golden Man" says: If you don't talk too much, you will lose more if you talk too much; if you don't do too much, you will get into trouble.
Chen Tingjing of the Qing Dynasty said in "Yan Zhi": If you are expected to be easy to say, you would rather hurt your body.
To put it simply, there is no end to the misfortune.
Yizi said: Few words are not taboo.
There are also examples: when you meet someone, you can only say a few words, but don’t put your whole heart into it; romance is not about talking, but having nothing to say is the longest; speak less to be rich, write more to be rich; Water flows slowly, and people speak slowly; words are worse than silence; silence is gold, suffering is blessing; think more when encountering problems, express less in meetings, etc., etc., all of which warn people of the importance of speaking carefully. .
Yang Xiu, what a genius! There is no debate as to whether Yang Xiu should die or not.
His talents are definitely above ordinary people - he can easily lift the veil of Cao Cao's mind, which is called a genius.
However, his wisdom is not even better than that of ordinary people - Yang Xiu, who relies on his talents and is a little arrogant, does not know how to respect others. He offended Cao Cao countless times, making Cao Cao hate and fall in love again; it should be Said that he did not understand current affairs.
From a human perspective, I neither love nor hate him, but it seems that I should be grateful to him.
Yang Xiu was ignorant of current affairs and ultimately decided to be executed.
In this human society, there are actually many tiring places.
Yang Xiu prevented himself from being burdened by certain things. He did not deliberately suppress the performance of his skills, but just followed his own thoughts.
But this aspect of him makes him unfit to survive in such a society. He should live in an innocent society.
Although this way, some of his talents cannot be displayed, but he can fully live out all of Yang Xiu.
I also hope to live my true self completely and without restraint, but - the society I am facing, the society that reflects it to me and allows me to live in it, makes me have to tire myself out. , sometimes loses its authenticity - unless it is separated from society.
However, society belongs to this society, I belong to myself, and my dreams belong to me.
Although it is difficult to fully realize your dream, don't lose your spiritual self.
Sometimes you need to disguise, you have to disguise, it doesn't matter, because it is just a coat, because you do it for your own dream, the real dream.
When a dream comes true, change your coat to a thinner one.
There are two types of people who are least burdened by foreign affairs. One is the wise person, who has seen through everything, seen everything away, and becomes unrestrained; the other is the big-hearted person, who does not think about it. Everything, not caring about anything, becoming unrestrained.
It is good for these two kinds of people to get real and fulfilled, no matter what they become.
Those who are destined to live among them will despise all darkness and go first to all light.
Yang Xiu belongs to the sandwich part. He can't distinguish between darkness and light. He seems to only hope that the one will suit his appetite and not see clearly.
Yang Xiu, what a genius! Yang Xiu, what a genius.
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