Please make fun of humorous jokes in the first person. The content should look a little awkward and funny, and it is good to get extra points.

Push me again and I'll play dead for you! I have not only a car, but also my own! There are so many people who despise me. Who are you? I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't made a beauty plan! Not only am I lucky, but also athlete's foot!

Although I am a farmer, you can't say that I am backward: I know that the hottest women's group in Hong Kong is called Swallowing Shit, the best mobile phone is called Mule Chicken Duck, the President of the United States can't die, and the most expensive car is called Fishing Shit to eat. Shh, don't laugh, idiot!

Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully, "If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?" ! ! "

I look much better than Si Buxiang, at least I look like a pig, and my IQ is much higher than that of a donkey. People call me Zhuge Liang, but I'm actually Chu Keliang, and I'm much better than Lei Feng. At least I will help. Lei Feng can't even help, it's worse than me! !

I hope you are satisfied!