Wife and concubine joke

1, How to cut the candles in the west window together, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The husband and wife sat all morning (The Chinese teacher felt dizzy when reading the paper. After class, I fainted again! The correct solution is "when you talk about late rain") 2. If you are poor, you will be immune. _ _ _ _ _ A classmate replied: If you have money, you have wives. If you reach the speed, you will help the world. You have Cai Feng's wings. _ _ _ _ _ _ A classmate replied: It is better to pull a chicken than a phoenix. Another classmate replied: both husband and wife put their homes at home. _ _ _ _ _ Student A: There is another student fighting at the end of the bed. Answer: I married the wrong sedan chair. I was born to be useful. _ _ _ _ Student A: I showed my magic at a critical moment. Another student, A: Mouse's son can make holes (the Chinese teacher in the whole office laughs like a fool). 6. The couplets were issued in the final exam. Couplets are heroes. The text of the work, the couplets of junior three students are: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Classmate A: Li Bai slept soundly. 8. I hope people live a long life. _ _ _ _ _ Classmate A: A meeting lasts forever. (I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it's quite classic. The correct answer is "a thousand miles together") In the ninth and fifth grades, I got "two heads are better than one". Student's answer: The smell is the same (the invigilator laughs with the principal outside) 10. When I use it, I hate fewer books, _ _ _ _ _. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: If people are affectionate, they will die early (the positive solution is "If the moon is long and there is no hatred") 12. No one has died in life since ancient times. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Who has no paper in his stool (no language ...) 13. Do you know? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "Student A: I'm sorry, I didn't know ... (The correct answer is" green manure is red and thin ") 14, Qian Shan Wanshui is always in love, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Not even one more branch (teacher