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Humor is a dirty brain teaser.

Funny and meaningful brain teasers are the most popular, so do you know what a humorous and obscene brain teaser is? The following is a humorous brain teaser I compiled. Welcome to read the reference. I hope you like it.

1. The house is dirty and messy. How can I clean it up in the shortest time? A: Close your eyes, out of sight is clean.

2. Where can I risk my life? Answer: Hospital.

You can't buy any cloth in the cloth shop. Answer: Songzan Gambu

4. What can't be magnified with a magnifying glass? Answer: Angle.

5. What will happen to the fans if the girl's idol is in a vegetative state because of a car accident? Answer: awesome.

6. I have never given birth to a child, raised a child, or recognized an adopted mother, but I was a mother before I claimed an adopted son and daughter. Excuse me, who's calling? Answer: the groom.

7. Is the story of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves an oriental nightmare or a western nightmare? A: None of them are fables.

8. What color are the teeth of black and white babies? Answer: The baby has no teeth yet.

9. Why can Lao Wang's horse eat Lao Zhang's elephant? Answer: Because they are playing chess.

10. Why do you say that women will get married if they wear high heels? Answer: Because wearing high heels is slow, it is easy for men to catch up.

1 1. Lao Gao walked ten kilometers by bike, but the surrounding scenery never changed. Why answer: He rides an indoor exercise bike.

12. Is the wolf coming? Guess a fruit name answer: carambola

13. Why do police wear white belts? Answer: pants will fall off if you don't bring them.

14. What should I do if I accidentally break my mother's favorite vase? Answer: Pretend to faint.

15. Johnny dreams that the cat will eat him every night. He is not a mouse. Why? Answer: He plays Mickey Mouse in Dienis during the day.

Wang Xiaoming is going to dive! But why are there more and more onlookers, but no one is willing to save him? Answer: There is a diving competition there, and he is one of the contestants.

17. Why do people go to the toilet? Answer: prevent extinction.

18. Superman went to the telephone booth and suddenly began to cry. Why? Answer: He is too fat to get in.

19. On a dark and windy night, there were waves of dog barking, but suddenly it sounded outside? Knock, knock, knock. Who do you think it could be? Answer: No matter who advises you, you'd better not open the door.

20. Why did two-year-old Ding Dong see Obasan calling her next door? Uncle? And the other person is not angry at all? A: Because he is an Arab.

2 1. Sister got the gold coin. Why doesn't she want it? Answer: I will give you gold coins. He is going to Hawaii.

22. What happened after Xu Xian met the white snake? Answer: I don't know, because he was scared by the white snake.

23. What money is the most practical but can't be used? Answer: dead money

The tramp who has been wandering for many years suddenly stopped wandering one day. Why? A: He is dead.

25. The old man loses his hair every day and does everything. There is only one way to make him never lose his hair. What can we do? Answer: Shave.

26. What animal has one foot in the sky, one foot on the ground and one foot in the water? Answer: monsters.

27. It costs ten cents to buy a pair of high-grade women's leather shoes. How much does it cost to buy one? Answer: One is not for sale.

28. A 500,000-ton tanker sank. What first surfaced? Answer: air.

29. Why is Rodin's sculpture? Meditator? Naked? Answer: He wants to look good in that dress.

30. How to make the equation X+I=IX hold in the simplest way? Answer: +X

The word 3 1. is not difficult to guess. Confucius guessed for three days. What word is it? Answer: Crystal.

32. When-=? A: When the calculation is wrong.

33. Why do snakes shed their skin? Answer: Because the skin itches.

34. Why is there a podium in the classroom? Answer: Improve the status of teachers.

35. after something is broken, no matter how sophisticated the instrument is, it can't find the crack? Answer: feelings.

36. What can only be done with one hand? Answer: cut your nails.

37. What house caught fire but no one ran out? Answer: mortuary.

38. People who can't sing are all great, aren't they? Answer: Adam and Eve.

39. Why do you take an umbrella when it rains? Answer: If you like,

40. What is the greatest contribution of television to mankind? Answer: Let the world know the benefits of punctuality.

4 1. What's your relationship with a boy and a girl? Answer: Play the "male" and "female" thief.

42. Why did Confucius travel around the world? Answer: Because airplanes were not invented.

43. What will never happen at the railway station? Answer: since it can't happen, of course it can't happen.

44. There is neither rain nor sunny day. Why does a gentleman want to open an umbrella? Answer: He is a psycho.

45. What do boys and girls have in common? Answer: They are all people.

46. What kind of grass has the strongest vitality? A: The wind blows on both sides.

47. What's five plus five? Answer: Two hands.

48. What is the highest mountain in the world? Answer: Peak.

49. How many sides does a circle have? A: Two sides, one outside and one inside.

50. Why invite people to dinner when you get married or have a funeral? Answer: announce that there is one more person in the family to eat, and then announce that there is one less person in the family to eat.