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My son-in-law was badly hurt by a ghost.
As long as children go out to work, they have to work for others, which leads to coming home late. Every time they go home, they always take an axe with them. One is to deal with the sudden attack of wild animals, and the other is to drive away ghosts. Others are afraid of iron tools such as knives and axes, and they will stay away when they see them.
Just a few days before his uncle's 40th birthday, that is, the Lunar New Year, he was working in Peng Shu's house in Youpuwan. It happened that Peng Shu was engaged. Peng Shu's parents and the guests who accompanied him tried to persuade him to drink. He drank a little too much, which led to his uncle working in the afternoon. Seeing this, my father advised him not to work and go home to rest, and asked him with concern if he needed someone to escort him home. His uncle said shyly. This work is difficult to do. I'm going back to rest first. I won't be sent home less than three miles. "
When he set out with an axe in his hand, Peng Shu's father advised him not to bring an axe. It's still early, and there will be no ghost interference on the road. My uncle said he took the axe, but he took it anyway.
The son-in-law went home and went to the mountain road behind Tianjiawan. This mountain road is less than two miles, and there are many ravines in the deep mountains and forests. If it is sunny, I am not afraid to go alone. If it is cloudy or rainy, it will be a little creepy.
The son-in-law walked into the mountain with an axe in his hand, separated from his home by a hill, and when he got up the hill, he saw his house. At this time, he saw two women running towards him under the mountain bag in front. He thought to himself: Usually, few people walk this road. They dare not take this remote mountain road, only those who are bold and take shortcuts can take it. Today, I saw two women walking on this mountain road. Later, when they met, they stopped each other and told ghost stories to scare each other.
My uncle turned around and looked back, but I didn't see anyone going up the hill behind him. When he turned around again, he didn't see the two women just now, so he felt very strange. Out of curiosity, he stood on the road and looked up for a while. As a result, he found the two women standing in the middle of firewood not far from him, looking at him. The tall woman said, "uncle, it's scary to have a big axe in hand in broad daylight." Put it down quickly. " Come on, I caught a hare, and I dare not catch it with my hands. "
Hearing this, Uncle put down his axe and went up the hill to two women. People were confused and didn't see the rabbit. He said angrily, "How can you lie? I have no time to play with you two. I want to go home. " He doesn't want anything to do with them.
"I didn't lie to you. Just as you were going up the hill, the hare suddenly ran away from my feet. So, don't be angry, and then come with us to find it, maybe there will be other gains. " The son-in-law wants to go back, but his feet don't listen to the command and he can't move. He was surprised that he had met a ghost and regretted not bringing an axe.
The two women immediately began to walk up the hill. At this time, uncle somehow followed two women up the hill and walked less than 30 steps. The short woman said, "There are such big mushrooms here!" " "My son-in-law looked down the short woman's finger and really saw the extra-large mushrooms he had never seen before. He walked a few steps to the mushroom, only to see that it was not very fresh, so he picked it up and held it in his hand.
After a while, I found a smaller mushroom. My uncle has mushrooms in his hand, and if he wants to take mushrooms again, there is no place to put them. At this moment, the short woman suggested, "Uncle, take off your pants and put them on. If you can't eat this mushroom yourself, give it to others, or dry it before eating. " My son-in-law thinks it's reasonable.
My son-in-law took off his pants and put in mushrooms. I followed two women to find mushrooms. After searching for a few minutes, I found extra-large mushrooms, picked them up and put them in my pants.
Picking up, picking up, picking up a lot of mushrooms, taking off a pair of pants and cashmere pants worn outside, full, picking up again will take off the inner warehouse. At this moment, the tall woman said, "We are still looking for mushrooms. When we can't wear it, we can take off our pants. However, these pants only suit you. As long as you dare to take it off, we will let you take it off. "
Uncle felt a little interesting and said, "As long as you let me take it off, why not?" When the son-in-law finished, he reached out to take off the pants of the tall woman, but the two women ran away. When my uncle was interested, he began to pursue two women. No matter how he chased them, it was only a few steps away. So he chased you all over the mountain and said, "Don't run, I will catch up with you and take off your pants."
When it was dark, the children still didn't catch up with the two women. Who knows that when chasing, I was slapped by two people, and my hand was caught by the other side, and I couldn't get rid of it. The older man asked, "Who are you chasing? Whose pants are you taking off? Where are your pants? "
"Who are you two? Why did you hit me? I don't want to stop me from chasing two women. I'm going to take off their pants and install mushrooms today. "
"I am your eldest brother, he is your second brother, what woman are you chasing? Why can't I see two women? "
"You two are my brothers? It's dark. Why are you two on the mountain? Just now, two women were in front of me. Why did they suddenly disappear? "
"My family is very worried. Fortunately, I found your axe on the road and concluded that you were cheated by a ghost. Fortunately, those two female ghosts are kind-hearted, otherwise you would have died. " My uncle's eldest brother said.
The son-in-law followed the two brothers looking for mushroom pants, and the eldest brother told him;
When the sun went down, Peng Shu's father saw his uncle's sister-in-law when he went shopping in the village community. He asked the other party, "Your brother-in-law drank too much at my house and worked for a while in the afternoon. I didn't let him do it for fear that he would hurt himself. I suggested that he go home and have a rest. I was going to send someone to take him home, but he didn't agree and went home by himself. "
"I didn't see him. I'll go back and ask. "
My uncle's sister-in-law hurried home, arrived at his brother-in-law's house and asked my nephew, "Did your father go home?"
"I didn't go home."
"Bad thing! Go to your mother, go to your father! " Terrible: cctop.
Adults in the whole bay were shocked to hear what their uncles and sisters said, and they all knew something was wrong. Everyone went into the house to look for a flashlight, looked down the mountain road where the child came home and found an axe on the side of the road. So the two men grouped up the mountain to look for it. No matter how they called, no one answered.
After searching for a while, the uncle's two brothers saw their younger brother running desperately on the mountain and said, "You two run separately. I must catch up with you and take off all your pants. " The two brothers caught up with their younger brothers in a few steps, grabbed their younger brothers' hands and slapped them left and right to wake people up.
After searching for a while, the three men found the cashmere trousers for loading things and poured out all the things in the trousers. At first glance, the noses of three people are out of breath, all of which are cow dung, and none of them are mushrooms.
Then I found another pair of pants, and it was full of cow dung. My uncle said, "What I saw and picked up was obviously mushrooms, not cow dung. Why have they all turned into cow dung? "
Your uncle's eldest brother said, "You are possessed by ghosts. What you see is not the real thing, so you can't hear what others say, so you can't hear when we call you. As long as you are obsessed with ghosts, you must slap your face and wake each other up. Only in this way can we save a life, otherwise we will be killed by ghosts. "
After uncle was cheated by a ghost, people gradually became abnormal. At home, he often said: two girls let him go up the mountain to play, and the family began to be afraid that he would run out and lock him in the house. Later, somehow, they opened the door and went up the mountain to find the two women. Please treat your uncle by superstitious means when he is brought home. The money was spent, but it was useless. The doctor treated him, but it didn't work. My uncle's wife had the blacksmith build a pair of chains and lock him up. This lock has been used for more than 30 years. I didn't untie the chain until my uncle died.
When my uncle was alive, I went to his house several times and said hello to him. He ignored me and said nothing. I was scared when I saw him. Seeing his miserable appearance, I just want to say that ghosts and gods have killed my uncle.
Once I asked my uncle's eldest brother, "Why do ghosts and gods cling to my uncle?" He told me a secret: when my uncle was alive, he cut down an ancient pine tree. That ancient pine tree is a symbol of the gathering of ghosts and gods, which infringes on ghosts and gods. There is no cure for his illness.
The ghost's brother is very scary.
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