Give me some jokes that satirize social vices! ! !

Tom was driving through a crossroads when a policeman came up and said, "Congratulations, you are the only one who passed by without running a red light. We decided to give you a certain reward! " "At this moment, Tom's wife poked her head out and said," Look, you insisted on telling you not to drink and drive, and you got caught. "The police were surprised." You drink and drive? "At this moment, Tom's mother-in-law poked her head out and said," You insisted on not stealing other people's cars, so you were caught. The policeman stepped back and said, "Are you driving a stolen car?" "At this moment, Tom's father-in-law poked his head out again:" What? Has it reached the national border? I told you not to leave the country with private guns, but you insisted on doing so. Look, it's been discovered ~ ~ "Police:" ... "