Humorous jokes about environmental protection

1. Animals hold a big party. Kangaroo: I bring my own environmental protection bag every time I go shopping, and I never use plastic bags that pollute the environment. Spider: Now I seldom surf the Internet in the low-carbon era, so I concentrate on cross stitch. The mosquito pressed the firefly without saying a word, and the firefly was angry. What are you doing? I'm looking for the power switch, save electricity!

After supper, my father became addicted to cigarettes. He sneaked to the door when my mother was washing the dishes. Maybe he is too forgetful. He came in before the last bite was finished, and my mother saw him ... Mom: "What are you doing!" " Dad: "I didn't smoke!" " "Mom:" Then what are you throwing up! ""Dad: "Floating clouds ..."

3. European and American debt crisis, global stock market crash, soaring property prices in China, food with preservatives, fruits and vegetables with pesticides, garbage dumping, environmental protection is not done well, anti-counterfeiting will only shout slogans, and people complain. The monkeys in the zoo complained to the court: the bananas we eat are poisonous. You humans are embarrassed by yourselves, so why bother us?

The latest research found that women who wear less clothes will accelerate global warming. When a man sees an exposed beauty, his blood flow will accelerate and his body temperature will rise, which will lead to an increase in heat output and direct warming. In addition, when men see the exposed beauty, their breathing will become rapid, and the exhaled carbon dioxide will be more than usual, which will indirectly lead to the warming of the environment.

Bajie walked the horse, but returned empty-handed. Tang Priest: "Where's the horse?" Bajie: "The horse farted and was detained by the traffic police." Tang Priest: "You won't be detained for farting, will you?" Bajie cried: "The police say that it is environmentally friendly now, and the exhaust gas exceeds the standard! ! "