How to write an attractive and funny copy?

1, you think you have nothing to do in your life and you will always see it. Obviously, this is what you think is the most correct thing.

Whenever I can't sleep, I will secretly miss you, your face, your smile, and I will faint if I miss you!

Xiaoming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of wonderful questions, but Xiaoming has never appeared in middle school textbooks, and I know that guy can't get into high school!

4. In the past, my skills were very poor, and I was always speechless by my friends. I was so strong that I hid and practiced hard for a month. Now they can't beat me.

I really need someone. Keeping your mouth shut is a job. Asking me out is to make money. If I don't work hard, I will slap my backhand and take me to the peak of my life!

6. Just eight words are enough to make girls happy: beautiful, ok, buy, not fat, my fault.

7. Some people review like Confucius, while others review like the Goddess of Heaven. I look back like Columbus discovered the New World.

8. I am determined by my personality. I either don't do anything at ordinary times, or I do my best and do my best. As you can imagine, I have hardly done anything in my life.

9. There are always a few friends. When they first met, Plane didn't know which hospital released mental illness a few days later.

10, you hit me, I hit you, you hit me, I hit you. If you want to give me a knife, I can only tell you: I may die, please hold your hand.