50 funny sentences with non-mainstream personality

1. You get what you pay for, and you will feel more hungry after drinking porridge.

2. Carve the QQ number on my tombstone. PS: Allow anyone to add me as a friend.

3. Ma Huateng said privately: Studying Chinese for ten years is not as effective as chatting on QQ for half a year! .

4. When you are rich, your friends will know you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

5. Whether you are cheap or not, the mistress is there. Infertility. Everyone who says he doesn’t want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

6. Looking at a temple from a distance, looking at our alma mater from a closer look, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks.

7. Women are chess players, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although my movements are slow, who has ever seen me take a step back?

8. Chastity is the most expensive dowry for a girl.

9. What will QQ do if you die in a few decades?

10. Mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat.

11. Can’t influence you? I will cremate you.

12. My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, my name is Tathagata.

13. Go on a dating show to challenge your sense of shame.

14. The heart of a cheating man is like an onion, which keeps peeling until he is finally peeled and burst into tears.

15. Thunder, can you be happy if you uninstall it?

16. The handsome guy is too individual and the system cannot display it. Please refresh.

17. Your wife has cheated on you, but you still smile so well

18. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. From now on, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

19. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.

20. You said you pretended to be a famous lady. By the way, your father is Tianpeng.

21. Look how sweet your smile is, just like Pan Jinlian, one of the four beauties.

22. Back then, a friend and a classmate were considered the three insurmountable gods.

23. Some girls are the same as house prices. Only when you look back can you realize that you were wrong in not taking action in the first place.

24. I think it is a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she is cold when she is alone!

25. If you drink a glass of milk every day for 1200 consecutive months, you will definitely live to be 100 years old!

26. There must be a road in front of the mountain, and I can’t stop even if there is a road.

27. Youth is running crazily and then falling gorgeously!

28. If you have never fallen out of love once, you don’t know how cheap you are!

29. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

30. If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

31. My ideal is very simple: to have the body of Brother Monkey and live a good life. life!

32. I feel uncomfortable when I drink water. My stomach hurts when I feel uncomfortable. I drink water when I have a stomachache.

33. A middle parting looks at the nose, straight bangs looks at the face shape, slanted bangs looks at the temperament, and no bangs looks at the facial features. I am suitable for a mask.

34. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know that I have to go to bed early at night.

35. I once suffered from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered!

36. I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead I ate it into meat balls one bite at a time.

37. Which is more pitiful: no money to spend or no one to want? Of course there is nothing to eat!

38. I still lament my small waist back then, but looking at today, I feel regretful and full of fat.

39. Have you noticed that those who don’t like you are very ugly.

40. I have no ability to pick up girls, but it’s a pity that I am just a girl.

41. I am not afraid of celebrating Singles’ Day, but I am afraid that the person I like will not celebrate Singles’ Day.

42. If this world turns me into a prostitute, then I will turn this world into a brothel!

43. We have passed each other countless times, and our clothes were all scratched, but there were no sparks!

44. Gao Fushuai, do you still remember the female diaosi by the Daming Lake that summer?

45. I don’t curse because I have strong hands-on skills.

46. Life is about being born and living, and everything else is just a cloud.

47. You are my Youlemei, but the trash can is your destination.

48. Traveling is to go from a place where you are tired of staying to a place where others are tired of staying.

49. From childhood to adulthood, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

50. Everyone praises me for being virtuous and knowing nothing in my spare time. 1. You get what you pay for, and you will feel more hungry after drinking porridge.

2. Carve the QQ number on my tombstone. PS: Allow anyone to add me as a friend.

3. Ma Huateng said privately: Studying Chinese for ten years is not as effective as chatting on QQ for half a year! .

4. When you are rich, your friends will know you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

5. Whether you are cheap or not, the mistress is there. Infertility. Everyone who says he doesn’t want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

6. Looking at a temple from a distance, looking at our alma mater from a closer look, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks.

8. Chastity is the most expensive dowry for a girl.

9. What will QQ do if you die in a few decades?

10. Mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat.

11. Can’t influence you? I will cremate you.

12. My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, my name is Tathagata.

13. Go on a dating show to challenge your sense of shame.

14. The heart of a cheating man is like an onion, which keeps peeling until he is finally peeled and burst into tears.

15. Thunder, can you be happy if you uninstall it?

16. The handsome guy is too individual and the system cannot display it. Please refresh.

17. Your wife has cheated on you, but you still smile so well

18. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. From now on, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

19. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.

20. You said you pretended to be a famous lady. By the way, your father is Tianpeng.

21. Look how sweet your smile is, just like Pan Jinlian, one of the four beauties.

22. Back then, a friend and a classmate were considered the three insurmountable gods.

23. Some girls are the same as house prices. Only when you look back can you realize that you were wrong in not taking action in the first place.

24. I think it is a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she is cold when she is alone!

25. If you drink a glass of milk every day for 1200 consecutive months, you will definitely live to be 100 years old!

26. There must be a road in front of the mountain, and I can’t stop even if there is a road.

27. Youth is running crazily and then falling gorgeously!

28. If you have never fallen out of love once, you don’t know how cheap you are!

29. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

30. If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

31. My ideal is very simple: to have the body of Brother Monkey and live a good life. life!

32. I feel uncomfortable when I drink water. My stomach hurts when I feel uncomfortable. I drink water when I have a stomachache.

33. A middle parting looks at the nose, straight bangs looks at the face shape, slanted bangs looks at the temperament, and no bangs looks at the facial features. I am suitable for a mask.

34. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know that I have to go to bed early at night.

35. I once suffered from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered!

36. I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead I ate it into meat balls one bite at a time.

37. Which is more pitiful: no money to spend or no one to want? Of course there is nothing to eat!

38. I still lament my small waist back then, but looking at today, I feel regretful and full of fat.

39. Have you noticed that those who don’t like you are very ugly.

40. I have no ability to pick up girls, but it’s a pity that I am just a girl.

41. I am not afraid of celebrating Singles’ Day, but I am afraid that the person I like will not celebrate Singles’ Day.

42. If this world turns me into a prostitute, then I will turn this world into a brothel!

43. We have passed each other countless times, and our clothes were all scratched, but there were no sparks!

44. Gao Fushuai, do you still remember the female diaosi by the Daming Lake that summer?

45. I don’t curse because I have strong hands-on skills.

46. Life is about being born and living, and everything else is just a cloud.

47. You are my Youlemei, but the trash can is your destination.

48. Traveling is to go from a place where you are tired of staying to a place where others are tired of staying.

49. From childhood to adulthood, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

50. Everyone praises me for being virtuous and knowing nothing in my spare time. 50 super domineering quotes about non-mainstream personalities

1. I have my own style, which you cannot imitate.

2. Although I don’t have a love worth envying, I do have friendships that make me proud.

3. When it gets dark, the whole sun is under our feet. What else do we have to fear?

4. You will always be my only one, I don’t want anyone else.

5. Only a rebellious woman can be king

6. Don’t use your past to comment on my future.

7. When I come back, please move out of my heart.

8. I have emotional mysophobia, and I don’t want it if I can’t have it alone

9. What is love? Can I eat and drink? If we don’t have it, will we die?

10. People who touch my sisters! I just want to say that I want to die!

11. A strong life needs no explanation!

12. After all, I can’t be looked down upon by others before I kneel down.

13. The person who can make me forget the past is my future.

14. Don’t talk about a lifetime if it’s not for a lifetime.

15. If you love yourself, don’t let yourself please people you hate.

16. If no one stands in front of you to block the gun for you, just be a hero yourself

17. Just be responsible for the wonderful things, God has his own arrangements

18 , sisters are like brothers and sisters, men are like clothes, you cut off my limbs, I will take off your clothes

19. You have your society, I have my team

20. My happiness , you don’t need to fulfill it

21. I will not throw away my pride and bow to anyone

22. Don’t look down on your failed classmates. Maybe when you grow up, you may not be better than those who failed at first. Hello, classmates!

23. I do everything on my own, and I don’t need you to look down on me

24. The senior sister activates the domineering mode, and she is startling and slightly corrupt at every step

25. I must live like a man, otherwise I'm sorry for watching the joke behind my back.

26. My sister’s world does not need you, there is no doubt about it.

27. I don’t believe in fate, I only believe in fighting with my hands

28. Give me a fulcrum, and I can hold up the sky for you

29. I am not a soft girl, I want to be a masculine girl!

30. If you want me to bow my head, then kneel down!

31. If you haven’t seen my efforts, don’t slander my future.

32. Only those who know my heart well can stay in my heart for a long time

33. Don’t be so curious about me. You are not worthy of being my enemy in love and friendship.

34. Labor and capital are born from originality and will not die from imitation.

35. Five years later, no matter whether you are successful or face the loess, brothers will still be brothers, and best friends will still be best friends!

36. The person who marries me in a few years, I hope it will be you, it must be you, it can only be you!

37. I can understand my world by myself.

38. Baby, throw away the world, throw away the men, throw away the troubles, pain, and obsession, and you can still live a good life.

39. If you regard me as a game, I will cheat and torture you to death

40. Girl, when there is no one behind you, you must live like a man.

41. I am not afraid of anything, even if I am alone all the time.

42. Don’t worry, I will let you know what it means to have good fortune.

43. I have cried for you, but from now on you don’t deserve my smile.

44. I am willing to become a university master, and I am not afraid of liberal arts and sciences.

45. Youth is limited, so don’t waste your time on people who don’t love you!

46. If you love, stay; if you hate, leave.

47. Girls, don’t pick up things that others have taken away, they are dirty.

48. I have learned not to actively provoke others, but that does not mean that I am at the mercy of others

49. Those who hurt me, please remember that one day I will smile Look at you crying.

50. I’m not a rag collector. If you leave, don’t come back. Talk about funny moods of non-mainstream personalities

1. Urinate when you have urine, don’t wait until there is no more urine.

2. If cutting off your hair means cutting off memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?

3. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you have to pretend to be drunk. It seems that you cannot let others look down upon you.

4. Others say that I am very thin, but I am not obviously fat.

5. Use your smile to change the world, don’t let the world change your smile.

6. Teacher, do you dare to speak in a lower voice and let me have a good sleep?

7. I’m not a rag collector, so I can’t let you be there whenever you call.

8. On the train, a white man and a black woman were breastfeeding their babies. Mom, mom, white baby, stop and act like a spoiled child, I want to drink chocolate milk too.

9. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can become a mother casually.

10. Managing your strengths can increase the value of your life; managing your weaknesses can devalue your life.

11. Looking at the face of the class teacher, I have the urge to drop out of school. How can I study? In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles' Day, and college students celebrate Children's Day. .

12. How many children have been harmed by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat?

13. In front of a beauty: if there is danger, you must save it; if there is no danger, you must save it even if it creates danger.

14. Do all the bad things you can do while you are young, there are only a few years left.

15. Even the pigs are laughing, why are you still so bitter?

16. Being mean is also an art, let’s improve this art together!

17. A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will it take for you to forgive him? B: Forgiving him is a matter for God. My mission is to send her to see God.

18. Instead of planting grass for people to lie on, why not plant cactus instead!

19. What is your lung capacity? How can you boast so much?

20. Your new love is not someone else’s broken shoe.

21. One person’s loneliness, two people’s fault, why should I choose me when I love him? !

22. Happiness has just begun, but sadness has already lurked. Sentences with non-mainstream personality

Sentences with non-mainstream personality

I was also an infatuated person back then, but it rained... and I drowned

I liked it so much You, you will die if you like me

I am soft-hearted again. I forgive you again. I just hope you take advantage of this opportunity.

If the heart moves, there will be thousands of tears.

I have been looking for you for a long, long time, as if I have been searching for you for a century; I have thought of you for a long, long time, as if I have thought of the end of my long youth; I have thought of you for a long, long time, as if my life has ended like this. .Everything can be brave, including the love I was confused about, the love I was timid and scattered, the love I once gave up and no longer love, the love I once chose to lose my memory, like the past, like the cold autumn wind.

It turns out that friendship will gradually fade over time and become very unfamiliar∞∞

When you meet the right person at the wrong time, there will always be beauty and heartbreak in such an encounter. Maybe you have to believe that There is a saying: "There has never been perfection in the world, so why bother to pursue it? Once you have it, it doesn't matter if it lasts forever.

This ordinary heart cannot carry so much love.

Finally, I said I hate you, but I love you, but I hate so many people, but no one is the one I love.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money. < /p>

The secret to staying young is to have a restless heart.

Those who are rich often make money, and those who have no money often go home to get some money to make money.

A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover that can be taken away is not a lover.

Men are most afraid of being called young, and women are most afraid of being called old. < /p>

To not be able to get what you want, to be unable to give up, to not hesitate to get something, this is the greatest sorrow of human beings.

Happiness is a comparative level, and you must have something at the bottom to feel it.

One sentence of "take it" is better than ten sentences of "I will give it to you"

The biggest difference between doing and not doing is: the latter has the right to comment on the former.

< p> If he is diligent, that means he has just fallen in love with you; if he is clumsy, that means he loves you deeply; if he is calm, that means he is tired of you.

Look back occasionally, otherwise you will never be. They are all chasing without knowing what they have lost.

Before the words are spoken, you are the master of the words, and after they are spoken, you become the slave of the words.

The earth is in motion. , a person will not always be in an unlucky position

A man’s mission is sacred and firm: first, to defend the motherland! Second, to listen to his woman!

When we believe that we are right. At a time when the world is already very important, in fact, the world is just ready to forgive our naivety.

Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. No matter you spread it out or hold it tightly, there will still be a drop from your fingers. Every drop flows cleanly.

When I was a child, I felt that my father was not simple. Later I felt that I was not simple, and then I felt that my children were not simple.

No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is. The relationship with the mother-in-law is also good; no matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is still poor.

People make mistakes mostly because they use their brains too much when they should use their true feelings, and when they should use their brains. And too emotional.

Freedom is not about doing what you want to do, but about not doing what you don’t want to do.

The most terrifying thing about life is not that you don’t know what will happen tomorrow, but that you have seen your whole life now and cannot change it.

The depth of trust in a friend does not depend on whether you smile at him, but on whether you are willing to cry in front of him.

The world doesn’t care about your self-esteem, people only care about your achievements.

Don't overemphasize your self-esteem until you have achieved something. ——Bill Gates

Love can never be a balance. If you want to be happy in love, you have to be willing to be sad.

No matter where I am, as long as you exist, I will be happy.

I will no longer miss what should be abandoned, and no longer hurt what should be cherished.

The night gave me black eyes, but it made me fall in love with the pain the night gave me.

It may take me a lifetime to figure these two things out. What we said at the beginning will last forever, and now yours will never come back.

Those flowers bloomed and scattered.

You should delete all your chat records so that I can’t see the story between you and her.

Please be confident. You are just a piece of scenery, there is no need to look up in other people's scenery.

The whole world can give up, but you cannot be replaced

Let the tears drop into the sea and go with the waves

No matter how many words or words you lose, Language is nonsense.