How many jokes are there about polar bears?

Version 1: It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, Penguin was particularly bored at home, so he went out to play with polar bears, but on the way, he found that he forgot to turn off the gas at home. It has been 65,438+00 years, but the gas still has to be turned off, so the penguin went home and turned off the gas. After turning off the gas, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said ..." I won't play with you! " "

Version 2: It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin stayed at home and was bored. He was going to play with polar bears, so he went out, but on the way, he found that he forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, but the door still has to be locked, so the penguin went home to lock it. After locking the door, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said ..." Let's go to your house to play ~ "

Version 3: It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin was particularly bored at home and wanted to find a polar bear to play with. He went out with him, but on the way, he found that he forgot to turn off the refrigerator at home. It's been 10 years, but the refrigerator is about to close, so the penguin went home and closed the refrigerator. After turning off the refrigerator, the penguin set out to look for the polar bear again, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " As a result, the polar bear shouted to the outside without even opening the door this time: "I don't want to play! " "

Version 4: It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin was particularly bored at home and wanted to find a polar bear to play with. He went out with him, but on the way, he found that he forgot to turn off the refrigerator at home. It's been 10 years, but the refrigerator is about to close, so the penguin went home and closed the refrigerator. After turning off the refrigerator, the penguin set out to look for the polar bear again, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, the polar bear is not here. The neighbor seal told him that the polar bear just came home yesterday and said that he forgot to turn off the refrigerator. Today, he has set off to play with penguins.

There is a polar bear living in the North Pole. This is the only one. He got bored and began to pluck his own hair, one ... two ... three ... and it didn't take long. After it was pulled out, it said, "It's so cold ..."

Later, the penguin passed by and saw a pile of polar bear hair on the ground, so he ran over and asked the polar bear what was wrong. The polar bear told the penguin in detail, but the penguin didn't believe it ... so the penguin began to pull one by one ... finished ~ ~ It said ... "What the polar bear said is true ... it's really cold! ! ! "

The news reached Africa. A tiger in Africa didn't believe it. He deliberately lay on the prairie in the sun and wanted to start pulling up his hair. Soon, he pulled out all his hair. He paused for a moment and said, "Polar bears can lie ... I've pulled out all my hair ... and it won't be cold ..."

Just like polar bears, penguins and tigers pluck their hair ... The lion, the king of beasts, learned the news ... He just wanted to know ... why are all a bunch of animals plucking their own hair? ! Is this a new fashion? So the lion also joined the plucking ... a little bit ... two pinches ... three pinches ... Wait until the lion plucks his hair ~ ~ Hey, nothing happened ... Just when the lion regretted his boring behavior ... another lion rushed over at a fast speed ... with a loud @ # $%&; * Then ... the lion cried and said that .............................. "whoops ~ ~ ~ It turns out that plucking will be mistaken for a lioness by the same sex ... through @% # *.

A tortoise also went to the North Pole and wanted to pluck his hair. The tortoise said, "I have no hair ...",

As a result, a horse sneezed at the equator and said, who said anything about me? It makes me so cold.

Birds fly in the sky and see a group of animals plucking their hair, so they pluck it. One hair, two hairs, three hairs ... When it was pulled out, it said ... "Ah ... I can't fly!" " Then he fell to his death. Another victim who saw a cold joke. .................

Lions and tigers were very angry at the deception of polar bears, so they set off for the North Pole to find the polar bear theory. When the lion and tiger arrived after a few months' journey, the hair of course grew back. So after meeting, the polar bear said to the lion and the tiger, "Really, if you don't believe me, you can ask the penguin, or you will know if you pull again." So the lion and tiger began to pluck their hair again with a grain of salt, and the tortoise who arrived later joined us. In the end, everyone came to the same conclusion. ! ! "