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Funny quotations from lovers

Lovers' funny quotations

For those who are affectionate, every day is a festival, a cold and warm sentence, a loud line, a reminder, a legend, a yearning, a heart-to-heart hope, a love, a lifelong love, and a crystal love. Happy Valentine's Day! The following are the funny quotations of lovers I brought for you. Welcome to read them.

1. I miss you very much, but I'm embarrassed to call you, afraid that you are busy, afraid that you will ignore me, and afraid that you think I am harassing you. I really want to contact you, but the pig won't chat with me, so I can only read the text messages stupidly! Happy Valentine's Day!

2. See? Have you fallen in love? Have you thought about it? Did you follow it? Have you created opportunities for yourself? Want to confess? Stop dreaming! Express your true feelings on this auspicious day of Tanabata! Yue Lao will definitely help!

3. Without you, I'm lonely, I can't see you, I'm frustrated, and I'm not qualified to say that I love you. I miss you so much, which is a bit too much! See you, hard touch-the south wind! -burnt! Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!

4. You don't need bricks or tiles, and you can laugh and laugh with each stroke. Hey, build a magpie bridge for you with sweet words. I wish you a sweet and cheerful love life, happiness and happiness often have peach blossoms, and make a lot of people happy. Happy Tanabata!

5. My life is no longer lonely because of you, my back is no longer lonely because of you, and my happiness is no longer lonely because of you. Because of you, I feel sweet, secure, contented and happy. Dear, happy holidays, love you the same.

6. On Valentine's Day, send you four happy lovers to bring you a happy mood; Good luck lover, bring you everything you want; A successful lover brings you a bright future; A healthy lover brings you infinite happiness!

7. Joy in grassland and green land, hand in hand under the moon. Holding flowers for your lover, the natural beauty is beautiful for you. I am a green leaf forever with you, and you are a flower forever blooming. Spring, summer, autumn and winter do not separate, and flowers and leaves wither into mud. Green valentine's day, love each other and never leave.

8. You are my rice. I can't move without you. My photos are not romantic without you. On Valentine's Day, I want to say, "You are my greatest attachment in this life, and my life will be wonderful because of you."

9. white day sky, let romance fly for a while. The ocean of handmade cookies, let the sweetness fly for a while; Beautiful world of love, let happiness fly for a while. Happy ringing, let the message fly for a while.

1. record sincere love every word; Bit by bit, merged into sweet memories; Paragraph by paragraph, write down tender words; Diaries record the beauty of love. Diary day, may all lovers be well, and be happy forever!

11. Tea should be strong; Road, to go straight; Pig's trotters should be eaten well; Ah, this one with a mobile phone is not bad. Ha ha. Happy Valentine's Day!

12. I will build your happiness; I'll make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; Your willfulness, I will give in; I am the only one who cares for you. I am a professional pig farmer. Happy Valentine's Day!

13. Green Valentine's Day, send you a blue rose. Being together is a promise; Send you two blue roses, it is fate that you and I meet; Send you three blue roses, you are my deepest love. Flower language expresses sincerity, hand in hand forever.

14. I miss your beautiful smile, your gentle embrace and every minute with you. That kind of happiness is unforgettable! Looking forward to the weekend coming soon, I can see you again and have fun together!

15. In a wonderful life, there are too many incredible things, just like the encounters of love. On the beautiful journey, when we were young, we met together. Besides cherishing it, I still cherish it. Silver Valentine's Day, may you be happy!

16. Although love is a romantic affair, marriage is a bread and butter. But marriage should also be chic to keep fresh for a long time. Rose Valentine's Day, send you a bunch of roses, and the old couple should be romantic. Flowers are worthless, and the price is infinite!

17. Red roses, white roses and blossoming all make my heart drunk. Red Valentine's Day, white day, has made people who love each other look forward to haggard. I wish the vast number of Prince Charming a happy holiday and a happy marriage forever!

18. If love is a desert, you are the green state I yearn for; If love is a forest, you are the tree I rely on; If love is watching, you are the mountain I am waiting for. , Green Valentine's Day; Happy holidays, baby!

19. Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

2. It is not painful to give up someone who loves you very much, but it is painful to give up someone you love very much. It is more painful to fall in love with someone who doesn't love you.

21. The wind blows across the beach, raising the splendor of memories; The river flows through Qian Shan with endless thoughts; Yunfei flies across the horizon, relaxing romance; Love reaches the heart and tells the sweet love. Kiss Valentine's Day and love you forever.

22. Loving you is my specialty; Spoiling you is my advantage; Loving you is my wish; Cherish you, is my oath in this life! Rose Valentine's Day, I send you a bunch of roses to express my love for you all my life and love you wholeheartedly!

23. Missing you is the sweetest diary I have ever written. You are happy, so I am happy. Meeting you is my greatest happiness. Diary day, every fragment of you is the sweetest diary I have ever written.

24. When white day arrives, a bunch of flowers will send auspicious roses in pairs, lilies in a hundred years, magnolias in love, jasmine in happiness, Jin Ju every year, and peony in peace!

25. It's not my selfishness to take away your heart, it's my deep friendship for you. The wind blew that night, and your gentle body fragrance filled the air, and your charming smile came to my mind. At this moment, I don't want to say anything more, but I only hope to be happy with you for the rest of my life.

26. An "eggplant" freezes many beautiful memories, and a "click" records my love with you. A "yeah" is an indelible memory. May your album be Valentine's Day, and happiness will always be the title song.

27. People with feelings, every day is a festival, a cold and warm sentence, a loud line, a reminder, a legend, a lovesickness, a heart-to-heart hope, a love, a lifelong love, a crystal love Happy Valentine's Day!

28. The soul-to-soul collision ignited the crackling sparks of the branches of the Spring Festival, and we walked into the world of spring hand in hand.

29. Photo Valentine's Day, not too impetuous, but as calm as a photo; Music Valentine's Day is not too noisy, but it is as beautiful as music. May the lovers in the world have a happy holiday, soul mate and a beautiful marriage.

3. Wear a black suit, a black hat, black shoes, eat black noodles, drink black coffee, and have a black Valentine's Day, but don't be black. May my transparent greetings bring you red happiness and purple happiness.

31. Gently send you a kiss, let the short message send it, and kiss it on your eyes; Let the breeze send it and kiss it on your cheek; Let the stream send it and kiss it on your hand; Let my heart go, my heart is connected, kiss on your heart, sweet in your heart, kiss on Valentine's Day, kiss my baby.

32. With the passion of rock and roll, the free and easy jazz, the femininity of classical music and the passion of pop music, I send you the most musical wishes for Music Valentine's Day. I wish your love is euphemistic and pleasant!

33. Valentine's Day is coming. Warmly remind me in advance to send some flowers and plants implicitly, run away with lively hands, really eat enough, sing and dance enthusiastically, cuddle romantically, fall down in the crazy night, and send a timid text message!

34. Valentine's Day is coming. In order to reflect the local characteristics, I use China elements to tell you in a Chinese style, qixikuaile! I wish you a happy day!

35. On the occasion of Valentine's Day, on behalf of the Buddhist Tathagata Guanyin, the emperor mother of Dong Fangyu, the Milky Way, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, the Moon Chang 'e WU GANG, I would like to give my sincere wishes to the comrades who are fighting on the front line of love. Happy Tanabata!

36. On Valentine's Day, a mm called him "Come to my house, no one!" He ran away with excitement! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one.

37. Valentine's Day will continue to be sweet with lovers, and those who don't, don't be discouraged. Redouble your efforts with goals, keep searching without goals, have a romantic candlelight dinner, and really get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it secret!

38. Thank you for getting to know each other in this life. I miss you so much. I'm sure you are the love of my life. My life is bleak without you. How much I need you, come back to me! Happy Valentine's Day!

39. I will be very happy with you, and you are my pistachio. Every time I come near you, I have a heart-warming feeling, and tonight is no exception. When I finally meet you after waiting, I want to say loudly that I love your computer! Happy Valentine's Day!

4. I miss you very much, but I'm embarrassed to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, you ignore me, and you think I'm harassing you. I really want to contact you, but the pig won't chat with me, so I can only read the text messages stupidly! Happy Valentine's Day!

41. See? Have you fallen in love? Have you thought about it? Did you follow it? Have you created opportunities for yourself? Want to confess? Stop dreaming! Express your true feelings on this auspicious day of Tanabata! Yue Lao will definitely help!

42. On Valentine's Day, a MM called him "Come to my house, no one!" He ran away with excitement! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one.

43. Valentine's Day continues to be sweet with lovers, and those who don't, don't be discouraged. Redouble your efforts with goals, keep searching without goals, have a romantic candlelight dinner, and really get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it secret!

44. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You should live bravely. Without you, who can set off the beauty of the world? Happy Valentine's Day!

45. I will build your happiness; I'll make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; Your willfulness, I will give in; I am the only one who cares for you. I am a professional pig farmer. Happy Valentine's Day!

46. Two frogs are in love in the park. The male frog hugged and hugged the female frog, and the female frog sighed! I really miss you when you were a child, with no arms or legs. It's not like now. You touch your hands as soon as you meet!

47. Love is a two-way choice, because you love me, you will never quit. Love is a solo theater, and you are my protagonist forever. Love is the sole agent, and I'm your copyright. Home is a natural partnership, and you can't quit if you join. Please manage love carefully!

48. Today, Chang 'e dated Bajie, the swan also met the toad, and the Weaver Maid also listened to the orders of the Queen Mother to move on. Don't wait for it, just make love and love me.

49. I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I would cut off the electricity. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my major!

5. Love letter, written by me; The phone call was made by me; Roses are from me; Blessing, I said happy white day!

51. I have too much affection for you, more than coffee, more than sesame paste and more than eight-treasure porridge; I miss you so much that I broke the telephone pole and burned the telephone card. Will you be my valentine's day?

52. On Valentine's Day, the little panda told her mother gloomily that all the girls in the class are ignoring me now. Mom asked why, don't they always praise your' sunglasses' for being cool? The little panda said that red contact lenses were popular this year, and they all went after the little white rabbit.

53. On Valentine's Day, I miss you far away, hoping to turn into a homing pigeon and fly to your place, even if all I can do is simply pull a bubble on your head!

54. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling that is wonderful, a happiness that is accompanied by you, and an idiot will read it all. Happy Valentine's Day!

55. I just want to tell you that I don't love you on Valentine's Day. It's impossible. I don't love you. It's unreasonable. I don't miss you. I'm more wronged than Dou E. I won't send you a text message. It's thunder and lightning.

56. Valentine's Day is coming. Warmly remind me in advance to send some flowers and plants implicitly, run away with lively hands, really eat enough, sing and dance enthusiastically, cuddle romantically, fall down in the crazy night, and send a timid text message! ;