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(A) the beginning of the unconscious
On a beautiful and silent night, a mysterious atmosphere surrounds us. What is this? Yes, it is romantic and warm.
This kind of atmosphere can't help but make you have some romantic associations, which will make your blood boil from head to toe. At this moment, if you are sitting next to someone you have always loved, it will be a wonderful thing, but if you love someone and he loves you, but you don't know that you love each other deeply, that is the greatest pain in life! But there is a person, she is like a matchmaker in China, like an elf who gives strength to the prince in a fairy tale, who gently pulls open the invisible gauze between you, so that you can see each other clearly. When I faced "despair", it was my good friend who lifted this veil. ...
Under the empty starry sky, we strolled on our way home. The road seems to be long and long, but time flies. Whenever I am with him, I always have a strange feeling in my heart until my friend says to him, "Ling Feng, Bing really likes you, don't you feel it?" If you really don't love her, please make it clear to her that I don't want her to be hurt unnecessarily. " But I still boldly said, "Is this true? I can't believe so many boys like him, but he likes me. In fact, a corner of my heart has been waiting for her. I will love him and take care of her. "
At this time, my friend smiled with satisfaction and she looked much more relaxed. At this time, I have fallen asleep. These are all from my friends. The next day, we went out together as before. He just often chats with me during the day, but I don't think so. In the evening, some people said they left early. I think so, so I'm going! But he said to me, "Ice, don't go yet. I want to show you something. " I was surprised, but his words made my heart beat faster and my breathing faster. He took me to a clearing. To my surprise, the clearing is a big heart made of candles, and the center of the heart says "I love you". Seeing this scene, I was shocked and didn't know what to say, and then Ling Feng pulled it. I really love you. Will you be my girlfriend? "I didn't say anything, but I feel as if the world has stopped and time has stopped. I only heard Ling Feng and my heart pounding. This feeling of happiness gathered in my heart and seemed to block all the blood vessels in my body. Then, he nodded slightly. He was happy to close our distance, but I gently pushed him away and said, "This.
We sat under the chair hand in hand, listening to the charming night. ...
(B) the starting point of happiness
"Ice, wait for me." A voice is calling me. I turned around. It turned out to be my best friend Tingting. She gasped and said to me, "You are so lucky! It's so happy that so many boys are jealous of you every day. It's really dragging! " I was puzzled and said, "We are the same. Besides, what's good about this? " he gave a shrug of the shoulders. I added, "By the way, you just said I was lucky." When I mentioned this, her excitement index went up all the way. "Oh, Nanyi in our next class likes you and says she wants to catch up with you." I couldn't help but grunt. "You know I am a single-minded person." Before I finished, she said the next sentence for me. "You are a genius!" "Everyone knows this!" I think I hope LAM Raymond doesn't know. But the truth is always against me, and as a result, the whole group knows about it. (pathetic! )
(at noon 10)
Ling Feng found me now, walking and chatting with me. Between his words, I felt a sour taste. I don't know what he thinks, but I feel very happy. He suddenly asked me, "You, you don't like others!" I smiled and said, "Of course ... of course." At this time, LAM Raymond's expression is very strange. He looks very nervous. The more I watch it, the more I want to laugh. I just laughed here and didn't finish the second half of the sentence. "Come on!" He is crazy. "Of course, of course-will! Ha ha ha ..... "His expression suddenly became terrible, and he almost wanted to eat me. My smile was made by him to run away quietly. LAM Raymond seems very angry. "I left early!" So he left me and left angrily. I was at a loss, and a strange feeling came to my mind, which really "had a different taste".
(at night)
After school, I saw Ling Feng. I don't know where the anger comes from, but I still keep smiling. "LAM Raymond, how was your afternoon? I just found that Nanyi is really funny! " I turned and left. I think he must be so angry that he wants to hit someone now. At night, I was lying in bed thinking about what happened one day, and suddenly a question came to my mind, "Did I go too far? Is it too cruel to LAM Raymond? " I began to regret my behavior today and wanted to call Ling Feng to apologize, but it was too late. I've thought for a long time, but I still think it's better to call tomorrow. The more I think about it, the more I feel sorry for Ling Feng, so I have to go online to kill time. I didn't feel a little sleepy until dawn. I slept until noon. My first thought after waking up was to call Ling Feng. The phone was connected and I was about to explain it to him when he hung up. This really makes me angry. I left him a message on QQ, "Ling Feng, you have gone too far". I hate you! "
(Another lonely night)
Ling Feng called, and I wanted to scold him, but he didn't give me a chance. He said he wanted me to go downstairs, hum! I won't fall! After 20 minutes, I thought he had left. I stuck my head out of the window and saw him still downstairs. I sent him a text message, "Go, if you don't leave, I'll ..." "I won't leave until you come down. I will wait until you come down. " I'd better make it clear to my face I don't know why, as soon as I saw Ling Feng, I remembered that he hung up on me this morning! So I turned and walked to the cave again, but LAM Raymond grabbed my hand. "Ice, don't be angry. I'm angry because I took your joke seriously. I care about you. I really love you. Do you understand? " He hugged me and pushed me away. My anger has not disappeared at the moment. LAM Raymond saw it. "Come on, I'll take you to my house. No matter how hard I struggle, I can't shake off his hand. I don't know how long he has been gone, but I always feel that the road is so long that it seems to be endless. We finally arrived. He pushed open the door, and I felt like I was in the deep sea, covered in blue. In a corner of the sea, a soft light shines, illuminating the whole "love sea"! He put his arm around my waist in the back building and rested his head on my shoulder. It's strange that I didn't resist May be moved by this "love for the sea". Just listen to him quietly and say, "Oh, my God, I was wrong. Don't be angry, okay?" "You hung up my phone, why did you come to me? "I said in a strange tone, and he looked puzzled." I didn't! "I'm glad you called me! Why did I hang up on you? " We looked at each other and he smiled. "Oh, I remember, someone called this morning, and then the phone dropped. I think I'll call again if it's important. I waited for a long time and didn't call back. I thought it was nothing important, so I ignored it. ! ""all right! I'm not angry anymore, but ... ""What's the matter? " "I'm good hungry oh! I haven't eaten much all day today. It feels good to be hungry when I'm not angry! " "Well, I'll cook for myself and let you have a good taste of my cooking!" "good!" Soon, delicious food will be on the table! "It smells good! You're welcome! " I'm starving. Ling Feng's cooking is really delicious! I am so satisfied, I am like the happiest princess in the world! "Good full! Ling Feng, your cooking is delicious! " "It's late now. Stay with me tonight!" "..." "You sleep in this room and I sleep in this room!" "Yes!" I nodded!
(The next morning)
"Who is so annoying? No one is allowed to sleep early in the morning! " "Little slacker, it's still early. The sun is shining on your ass! " I gently opened my eyes, and he rubbed my waterfall hair with his hand. "Get up, lazy boy."
I wrapped up my trust and love for him and accompanied him all the way. ...
(3) The end of hindsight.
The time we spent together gave us a space to get to know each other better. For both of us, this may be happiness or pain. In the footsteps of time, we have been happy, happy, comforted and even hurt each other, such a beautiful couple, but in the end. ...
In the evening, Ling Feng and I walked on the spacious road. This environment and atmosphere may be the last time for me and him. My nose ached at the thought, and this little detail was seen by Ling Feng. He asked nervously, "What's the matter with you? What's wrong with you? " I saw his expression, but I wanted to cry more. I wish he would ignore me now, but I squeezed out anyway. Look at you closely
Yes! "He looked at me suspiciously. Maybe my smile just now was too unnatural, maybe it was even uglier than crying. "Why are you looking at me like that? What have I done to you? ""ah! No, nothing! ".Since then, we don't have to worry about you anymore?
Say what? You've been so silent. Finally, I broke the silence. "I have something to say to you." He seemed very happy after hearing my words, and looked at me with curious eyes, waiting for me to speak again. Seeing him like this, I hesitated. I thought I couldn't say it, so I said, "Oh, nothing. I just wanted to ask if you slept well last night." "Very good." I dreamed of you! "I gave that unnatural smile again." I'm tired. I'm going home. "I'll see you off!" He quickly caught my words. On the way home, I didn't say much, just listened to him. Occasionally I say, "Really?" "Oh!" "Yes! "Answer him. I really don't understand, the way home is always changing, long and short, I don't know how long it has been. I'm home. " Get up! I'll watch you go up before you go! "In the dim night, I looked at his face and didn't know where the force came from, so I rushed to him, hugged him at once and kissed his lips deeply. At this time, tears could not help but flow down desperately, which may be the last time I have zero-distance contact with him. My behavior puzzled him, so I didn't give him a chance to ask questions. " Say it on QQ tonight! "Although loathe to give up, but I'm afraid I can't help it, and I'll hold him and cry, so I'm going to run upstairs and disappear from his sight as soon as possible.
(After getting home)
When I turn on the computer, I always feel uncomfortable. I think a lot and think a lot. If I don't talk to him now, there's no chance. I have a mouse in my hand and manipulate it quickly. I saw him. "How can I get online?" I have been waiting for a long time! Say what you want to say to me. I know you want to say more than that. ""You are very clever! " (wry smile) My heart is beginning to feel uncomfortable. Every word I type becomes heavy. "I-we-break up. "I couldn't bear it any longer. Tears poured out of my eyes like flash floods, and my heart changed from occasional "waves" to "choppy waves" "His mood should be the same as mine. My heart was stabbed by myself first. This message is an invisible knife that pierced my heart. It hurts, it hurts. " No, it's not what you think. We know each other so well that one day we will get angry over something and even break up. I want to leave my best side in your heart. You know we can't last forever at our age, and I understand. I want to prove to you how much I love you. ""No, although we said we would last forever, please don't be so naive. That's impossible, but I still don't want to lose your good friend Can you understand? I have decided to fly to America tomorrow to be with my parents, and we will meet again by chance. "I quickly turned off the computer and cried until dawn.
In order to make Feng Ling forget me, I embarked on a foreign road and left my hometown. On the plane, I still recall the past.
My tears came out of my eyes again. ...
(D) from the initiation of love began to sprout.
A few years later, (not until I am old, but I have matured a lot. ) I returned to my hometown. Everything around me has changed. I haven't seen you for several years, but what remains unchanged is the rich hometown flavor. Walking, I came to the path that LAM Raymond and I used to walk. When I think of him again, my heart still feels warm. Memories brought me to the place where I used to be.
It's 1 1 month. The cold wind blew on my face. I looked at the clearing in front of the building and remembered the scene before I left ... A familiar figure disturbed my meditation, "Ice! (Is that him? Is it really LAM Raymond? ) I finally waited until you came back. I will wait for you here every morning. Finally, it is' seeing the clouds and seeing the sun'! " That's Ling Feng. That's really Ling Feng. He's not that big boy anymore. What remains unchanged is his sunny smile. Hearing his voice again a few years later, my heart was filled with joy, "Hi! Long time no see, how are you? " He came up to me and asked me, "How is your life?" I shrugged. "Not bad, just miss you as a confidante!" He smiled, and we walked along the road, talking and laughing all the way, but it seemed that there was a person between us, or a mist separated us far away. We all share the joy of reunion with our old friends, but we have no original impulse. When we mention the past, there is only silence. Just after the silence, he always wanted to say something, but I changed the subject again and again and made him swallow it.
(First night back)
When my friends learned that I was back, they insisted on holding a party to meet me. At the party, it was another wild scene, madness and great happiness. Tingting joked: "Are you rekindling your old love?"? Ha ha! Ling Feng has never found a girlfriend! " "We have the right to remain silent!" Tingting smiled, and so did the others. I just laughed, except LAM Raymond. He didn't laugh, as if thinking about something, as if he didn't hear anything! How strange! It's getting late, and everyone deliberately walked away, leaving only Ling Feng and me. "Can I-can we-start again? I mean, give me another chance? " I was shocked and touched his forehead. "You don't have a fever. Why are you talking nonsense?" My behavior annoyed him a little. "I'm serious!" I can see that he is really serious. My smile disappeared. "Do you really want to start over? Will you still love me as before? " "I will." After a while, I nodded slightly in agreement. His smile, brighter than the sunny sun, once again "precipitated" on his face. He hugged me and put his elegant chin on my shoulder as before. "
In this way, we will stick to it forever ... and deliberately smile ",which is enough happiness."
From migrant workers to welding technology experts
—— Deeds of Xu Longjie, a migrant worker of PetroChina Jilin Chemical Construction Engineering Co., Ltd.
Study-forced by his family, he dropped out of school in the third grade. His mother has stomach cancer, and his father works in a small factory in the town, so his salary can't be paid. 1In May 1994, Xu Longjie came to PetroChina as a migrant worker. He studies hard.
In order to earn more money and change the life of his family, Xu Longjie resolutely went out of the countryside to work in cities. 1May, 1994, Xu Longjie came to China Petrochemical Construction Company and became an electric welder.
China Petrochemical Construction Company is a large-scale construction enterprise whose main business income exceeds one billion yuan, with projects all over the world. For the first time in such a big enterprise, Xu Longjie was shocked by the spectacular construction scene, and a new life began. He thinks it is impossible for such a big enterprise to "have two brushes". Xu Longjie was fortunate to meet a good teacher-Wang Xijiang. He knows that Xu Longjie is good at learning technology.
Welding is a highly technical specialty. A qualified welder should have the spirit of bold experiment and innovation, and have a solid theoretical foundation. Xu Longjie practices during the day and studies at night. His monthly salary is only over 90 yuan. In order to improve his theoretical level, he used part of his meager income to buy professional books. Welding technology, welder's manual and fusion welding principle. More than ten professional books 100, such as Fundamentals of Electrotechnics, Automatic Submerged Arc Welding, Welding Equipment, Welder's Skills and Mechanical Drawing, were put on that simple desk one after another. He is eager to learn. Xu Longjie is a man of heart. When he encounters technical problems in construction, he will carefully write them down in his notebook. I have memorized more than 60,000 words just by studying notes at night. There are eight people in a dormitory, and often everyone else is resting, and he is still studying. In order not to affect others, the corridor became his study. At the peak of construction, I have to work for more than ten hours during the day, and the flying welding flowers hurt my eyes through the mask. After reading for a long time at night, tears can't help flowing downwards. Xu Longjie thought of a way-first close his left eye and read with his right eye. In this way, I don't know how many nights he spent. In the corridor of the workshop, he read three or four editions of professional books, such as Welding Technology and Fusion Welding Principle. He not only mastered the theoretical knowledge and operation skills that welders should know, but also mastered some welding theories that can only be learned in universities.
A dream that Xu Longjie dreamed of but dared not expect came true. 200 1, China Petrochemical Construction Company recommended Xu Longjie to study welding at Xi Jiaotong University for further study. He cherished this rare learning opportunity. On the rest day, the students went to visit places of interest, but he took questions to the professor to answer, went to the library to consult relevant books and materials, and learned about the development direction of welding field, advanced welding methods and equipment. During his study, in addition to his daily courses, he also took courses such as office automation and advanced computer language. At the same time, I also got the second-class qualification certificate of the National Computer Rank Examination. This young man who came out of the countryside deeply felt that life was so full.
Success-from the city to the province, from the province to the whole country, Xu Longjie entered the competition again and again, won awards again and again, won honors for the enterprise again and again, and improved his skills again and again.
Xu Longjie succeeded and matured. As a migrant worker, he never thought he could be as brilliant as he is today.
1999, Xu Longjie participated in the welder skill competition in Jilin Province and won the first place in argon arc welding. China Petrochemical Construction Corporation awarded him the title of "Double-qualified Star".
In 2000, Xu Longjie participated in the national welder competition and won the first place in CNPC.
200 1, Xu Longjie participated in the fifth welder technical competition of national engineering construction system and won the top prize of 10.
In 2002, Xu Longjie was awarded the title of "post technical star" by Jihua Group. China Petrochemical Construction Company awarded Xu Longjie the title of Top Ten Model Migrant Workers.
In 2003, Xu Longjie participated in the Jilin Province Workers' Vocational Skills Selection Competition, and won the first place in CO2 shielded welding and the first place in the welder group. Participated in the welder's final (CO2 gas shielded welding) of the National Workers' Vocational Skills Competition and won the Excellent Player Award.
In 2004, Xu Longjie won the titles of Top Ten Professional and Technical Experts in Jilin City, Star of Youth Entrepreneurship in Jilin City and Top-notch Enterprise Skills Talents in Jilin City. Won the provincial and municipal May 1st Labor Medal; Won the first China Top Ten Youth Learning Award.
In 2005, Xu Longjie participated in the national welder competition and won new honors for China Petrochemical Construction Company, Jihua Group Company and PetroChina with excellent results.
On March 17 and April 8, Xu Longjie participated in the welder trials of PetroChina twice and won the first place twice, becoming the main player of PetroChina in the national welder competition.
From April 17 to April 2 1 day, the 7th National Welder Technical Competition was held in Shougang. Experts get together and compete with each other. Players from some units trained for more than half a year before the competition. Because of his busy work, Xu Longjie can only use his spare time for intensive training. Time is short, because of overwork, my physical condition has dropped sharply, so I have to take part in the competition with illness. In the face of strong players, he developed tenacity. Persist in spite of illness until the end, and get the second place in the total score of Group A, among which, the single item of plate overhead welding is the first place, the single item of pipeline horizontal fixation plus obstacles is the second place, the theoretical examination is the second place, and the single item of pipeline 45 fixation is the third place. The CNPC team led by Xu Longjie won the first place in Group A with a total score of 2257.
After the game, Xu Longjie became the focus of people's attention and got the attention of relevant state departments. Awarded the title of national technical expert by the Ministry of Labor and Social Security. Awarded the title of Excellent Welder of National Engineering Construction System by China Welding Association; He was awarded the title of technical expert by China Oil and Gas Group Corporation. Hu zheng, deputy general manager of China Petroleum and Natural Gas Corporation, said when meeting him: "You are a welding expert of China Petroleum and Natural Gas Corporation, and you will play a greater role in developing new welding technology in the future."
Innovation-Xu Longjie is diligent and studious. The more he learns, the greater his skill, the more problems he encounters and finds, and the stronger his desire for innovation. During the working career of 12 years, he wrote a trilogy of troubleshooting, equipment transformation and process innovation.
The unit leader said, why did the same equipment become so handy in Xu Longjie's hands, and the equipment he used didn't like to go wrong? Xu Longjie is a man of heart. He not only knows the operation, but also knows the mechanical principle and maintenance knowledge of the equipment. His hobby is to understand and understand when encountering problems. The submerged arc automatic welding machine of the unit is running. Control instructions are often delayed and cannot be stopped in time. What's the problem? Xu Longjie checked the gearbox item by item from the control system. When he checked the gearbox, he found that the noise of the gear was too high, so he opened the gearbox and saw that the gear was badly worn. By changing the gear position, the long-standing unsolved problem was solved. The welding torch of unit CO2 gas shielded welding machine is often damaged, so it is scrapped and replaced according to the usual practice. After repeated pondering and testing, he repaired more than 20 welding guns, saving 10000 yuan.
Xu Longjie is a man who loves to ponder. He found that it was always difficult to align the trajectory of the boom with the weld when welding the workpiece. For many years, the welding machine has been moved manually. Welding a workpiece and adjusting it seven or eight times repeatedly is not only time-consuming and laborious, but also difficult to ensure the welding quality. He pondered over the equipment, and started with the expansion and adjustment of the equipment with the knowledge he had learned in vocational high school. After repeated calculation and operation experiments, through Xu Longjie's improvement, the trajectory of the welding boom can be accurately aligned with the weld at one time, which not only improves the work efficiency, but also reaches the welding qualification rate of over 99%. Master Wang Xijiang saw that he had solved a problem that had not been solved for many years, and he was so excited that he was full of praise for everyone.
The company undertook the field production and installation of a number of large oil storage tanks in Sudan, and the welding of large fillet welds of storage tanks was a construction difficulty. Some enterprises use manual welding, and some enterprises use imported special angle welding machines, which are expensive. After investigation, Xu Longjie decided to transform the company's domestic automatic welding machine, buy bearings, rollers and other parts, and organize the production of two sets of welding machine guiding mechanisms. These parts were transported to the site in Sudan, where he guided the site installation and practical operation experiments through the Internet. Finally,
Xu Longjie has studied and improved the technology and method of automatic welding for many times. He successfully studied and tested the automatic welding operation methods of pressure vessel cylinder and elliptical head, cylinder and conical head, and cylinder fillet weld. The popularization and application of these methods effectively reduce the labor intensity, improve the work efficiency and ensure the welding quality. After repeated experiments, he improved the welding current, arc voltage, welding speed and other process parameters, so that the welding thickness was expanded from 14- 16 mm to 8-20 mm, and the qualified rate of one-time flaw detection was over 99%. Xu Longjie improved the welding technology of thin-walled stainless steel double-seam elbow without groove, and the first flaw detection qualified rate reached 100%. He also created the first flaw detection qualification rate of heat exchanger tubesheet welding 100.
Dedication-Jihua trained Xu Longjie. He is grateful for returning his kindness. He wants to pass on what he has learned to others and is eager for more young people to grow up like him. A migrant worker stepped onto the rostrum and embarked on a road from personal success to leading the team to success.
The times call for talents, and the development of enterprises needs a large number of talents. Xu Longjie feels a great responsibility. As a senior worker technician and top welding talent, he happily accepted a new task given to him by the unit leader to train more excellent welders for the enterprise. He said, my wish is to teach them everything I have learned from going out for competitions and further study, and I hope they can make new progress on my basis.
In order to participate in the construction of Lanzhou Petrochemical Project, the company urgently needs three Hastelloy welding machines. Time was short, and there was no Hastelloy material for training, so Xu Longjie found alternative materials and directly carried out difficult intensive training. After three days of training, he went to the construction site. The three welders trained by Xu Longjie completed the welding task of 2,000 Mikhail alloy pipes as scheduled, and the first inspection qualified rate reached 100%. In the past three years, Xu Longjie has organized primary training, intermediate training, advanced training, new technology and new materials training, Hager training and so on. Training 150 person-times in the form of theoretical knowledge lectures, on-site practical demonstrations and hands-on operation guidance. All the new employees he trained have obtained welding qualification certificates for pressure vessels of different grades.
In April 2005, Xu Longjie felt unwell when he came back from the Beijing competition. He went to Ningbo, Shenyang and Dalian to build inspection equipment for the company. Then he undertook the training task of foreign welders. At this time, his condition worsened, and he began to have a fever at 2 pm every day, reaching more than 39 degrees. However, in order not to affect the training, his employees were able to go abroad on time and endure illness. Until the end of June, they went to the hospital for examination.
During the trial of the national welding competition, a foreign-funded enterprise in the south offered Xu Longjie various preferential treatments to dig corners, but he politely refused. Such a thing happened many times, and he was unmoved every time. When he came back from the national welding competition, the unit rewarded him with 5000 yuan. After getting the bonus, he was very upset and wanted to do something for the unit. Thinking about it, he chose to ask his colleagues. I bought 13 vocational skills training materials and 100 professional ethics construction books, and gave them to my colleagues before the Spring Festival in 2006.
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