Sales jokes in communication industry

Mobile: I'm confident that I can turn 3G into 2G.

Telecom: I am confident that the broadband and narrow band will reach the level.

Unicom: I am confident that the mobile phone signal will reach PHS level. The old joke two years ago:

Officials of the Ministry of Information Industry were worried about the reorganization of the telecommunications industry, so they went to Wutai Mountain to find a monk to guide them.

The old monk said: since the birth of operators, their fate has been doomed.

Move, move, there are many crops, abundant grains, adequate food and clothing, and wealth;

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China Railcom, China Railway and China Gold lost money and operated at a loss;

Netcom, net, two big differences, one door, the worst two operators behind closed doors to engage in integration, not much better;

Telecommunications, electricity: a day, a crooked hook, the sky is square, but the sky is safe, that is, we have to take a detour.

Letter: a person's words are bound to be biased, so they will take a detour.

Two years later, the sequel:

After being instructed by a monk, the officials of the Ministry of Information Industry immediately reorganized the operators after being transformed into the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology.

After the reorganization, officials of the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology were still worried about the development of the three new operators, so they went to Wutai Mountain to find a monk to guide them.

The old monk said: the fate of operators has been doomed since the day of reorganization.

Mobile connection Tietong, mobile: Heduo, iron: gold loss, mobile Tietong will lose money, but the mobile family is thick, there is still food and clothing, and there is still money!

Unicom and Netcom are connected, connection: ear off, network: door off. If the net is closed, these two differences can still form a net; The meaning of linking people's ears, how can you connect!

Telecom buys network, electricity: one hook a day, the day is square, but the day is stable, that is, we have to take detours and circles.

Letter: a person's words will inevitably get lost, so he will still take detours, buy the internet at a high price, invest a lot, and toss and turn.

Give netcom half first, and then merge Unicom half. Maybe one day another company will be merged. How many detours to take!

Before going down the mountain, officials of the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology still had doubts about the future, so they asked what to do next.

The old monk said: work for the public, trust for the heart, and public interest for the people; Work is real and faith is virtual, so it is appropriate to solve the karma between reality and reality; Work is underground, faith is in heaven, and it turns between heaven and earth.

Don't forget the excavator when you draw water. You need someone to tie the bell to solve it. As for how to deal with the aftermath, I can only say here.

When yin and yang are reversed, time and space change and love is complete, please come to Wutai Mountain again!

The official got the message and went down the mountain happily.

This is a joke, Bojun. Smile, don't take it seriously!