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GM CEO responds to Microsoft Gates' remarks.

General Motors made fun of Bill Gates.

In a speech in 2004, Bill Gates declared: If General Motors can keep up with the technological development like the computer industry, we can run 65,438+000 miles on a gallon of gasoline today.

President of GM responded: If GM develops technology like Microsoft, the car we are driving today will have the following characteristics:

1。 Your car will die twice a day for no reason.

2。 You have to buy a new car every time the road is refueled.

3。 Your car sometimes stalls on the highway for no reason. Sir, you have no choice but to start over.

4。 Some operations, such as turning left, will cause the car to stall or fail to restart. Sir, sometimes you have to reinstall the engine.

5。 Only one person can use this car at a given time. Unless you bought "95" or "NT". and

You must buy more seats.

6。 Apple may develop a car that uses solar energy, which is reliable, five times faster and takes only half the time to learn to use it. But it can only be used on 5% roads.

7。 The alarm signals of fuel gauge, water temperature gauge and battery display gauge will only show the words "general automobile failure".

8。 The new seat forces everyone to change to the same size ass.

9。 Before the airbag bursts, you will be asked to "confirm?"

10。 Sometimes for some reason, your car is locked and can't be opened. To open the car door, you must move the door handle, turn the key and hold the radio antenna at the same time.

1 1。 Even if the performance of the car is reduced by 50% or more, GM will ask car buyers to buy a set of products of its subsidiaries.

A map of the company. Therefore, GM has become the object of investigation by the Ministry of Justice.

12。 Every time GM develops a new model, buyers have to learn how to drive from scratch. Because all of them

The control system is different from the old model.

13。 You must press the "start" button to turn off the engine.