Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Seek a good movie.

Seek a good movie.

Chasing shadows

If there is a treasure in this world, where is it and what is it?

Ye He Changgong (), a master beyond the Great Wall, lives in seclusion in the Central Plains. One day, he saw the Ryukyu Ninja Moon Heart (Wu Peici) in the street, and was attracted by her piano music, so he fell in love.

In order to get the "secret treasure of Mao Kaiguo", Mingyuexin sneaked into the palace to steal the treasure map, and launched a fierce battle with three masters who were also looking for treasure. In the battle, the treasure map disappeared mysteriously. In order to continue searching for the whereabouts of the treasure, several people settled in Daming Border Town. Every full moon night, these four people will show their magical powers and continue to look for the whereabouts of the treasure map. Xu Sanguan (Fang Zuming), the richest man in the town, is very rich, and the three owners are criticized by Xu Shao for their rent. Xu Shao is very talented, but his beloved Dragon Palace and Tang Wei (Nana), the adopted daughter of Mingyuexin, are not in love. Mingyuexin used beauty to try to get information about the treasure map from the mayor, Wang Gu Yue.

The treasure map unexpectedly appeared in the town, attracting many heroes from all over the world to gather in the town. People from all walks of life fought in the town in an attempt to keep the treasure for themselves. At this point, Moon Heart led Tang Wei and Xu Sanguan to find the location of the hidden treasure. However, after all kinds of experiences, Mingyuexin finally discovered what is the real treasure in life.

Panda warrior

During the Southern Song Dynasty, the Lao Lang of the State of Jin sent an assassin to sneak into Lin 'an in an attempt to assassinate the general (Ren Quan) who made great efforts in the literary performance of "One World with One Heart" in Lin 'an City. They found that there would be a dancing panda from Wolong on the day of the performance, so they came up with a plan to kidnap the panda as a dart catcher in order to get close to the general. Wang Laoji (Liu Hua), a darts master who lives in Sichuan and is over 40 but has achieved nothing, is mistaken for "the best darts master in the world" and takes on the task of escorting giant pandas. In order to prove that he can eat this bowl of rice as a master of darts, Wang Laoji took a secret book of darts with him and set off without hesitation. Unexpectedly, I met the female mountain thief Jinlian (A Duo) halfway, and was once again mistaken for Huang Laoji, a lover who had been waiting for many years; When I arrived in Lin 'an, I met a talented female catcher (Deng Jiajia) who was mistaken for a criminal selling wild animals. At this time, jabber also appeared in the whole food restaurant, trying to impersonate a giant panda and cheat him away. Whole Foods Hotel has gathered many forces. Wang Can Lao Ji finally successfully completed the task of holding the dart? What ridiculous story can you make up?

robber

One year in the prosperous Tang Dynasty, two thieves came to the bitter bamboo forest between the barren hills and mountains. They are Xue who is good at shooting (Hu Jun) and reckless and cheerful (Wujiang). The two settled down in Maqi village, and at the same time, three officers and men came to the village. One of the officers and men tried to do something wrong to Ma Qi's daughter Luo Niang (Wang Xiao), and Xue Chen helped and killed these officers and men. In the village, Zheng () obeyed the laws of the Tang Dynasty, but arrested them and prepared to let them see officials. The next day, a team of officers and men came to catch the thief and severely attacked the villagers. Xue Chen, who escaped at night and was caught back, was furious and killed all the evil officers and men.

During his stay in the village, Xue XIII had a one-time relationship with Ying Ge (Yu Xiaolei), a female butcher. On the other hand, Liu Chen is infatuated with Luo Niang and prefers to return to rural life. However, after all, they are blood-stained thieves, and Li Zheng still wants to rely on the government to get rid of them. ...

Tang Bohu Dianchouxiang 2: Four Great Talents

Tang Bohu (Huang Xiaoming), a rich second generation, has been practicing martial arts since childhood. However, in order to fulfill his father's last wish, mother Tang () forbade Bohu to practice martial arts and make trouble outside, and used tricks to restrain Bohu from studying hard to gain fame. At that time, Tang Bohu became good friends with Wen Zhiming (Zhou Libo), boring inventor Xu Changgu (Richie Jen) and talented gambler Zhu Zhishan (Chen Baixiang), and they were called "four bad friends" among the neighbors. Zhu Zhishan, who is greedy for money, introduces Tang Bohu to study in Jizhai, hosted by the Infinite Monk (Fan Shaohuang), which makes Bohu accidentally meet the woman Qian Qian (Zhang Jingchu). Since then, Bohu has been obsessed with Qian Qian, but Qian Qian seems to have hidden secrets and inhuman outsiders. At the same time, four bad friends accidentally uncovered the mysterious corner of Qingfeng Temple behind Jizhai in endless teasing each other. This temple is not as calm as it looks. ...

gain two ends at once

Jinsha station in Guizhou, far from the mountains, is dilapidated and sparsely populated. Cheng Yi Shi Yi-pao (Wu Zongxian), Tumbler (Xue Cun) and Wu Zeng Weng (Ng Man Tat) do nothing all day, or kill time by hunting or telling cold jokes. On this day, Yushu (Gao Hu) and Xinxin (Ruby Lin) with extraordinary appearance came to the post office, and then the officials who escorted the criminals arrived. All kinds of people gathered in the post station one after another, but Shi Yibao was excited and didn't realize the danger.

It turns out that during the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, Yan Song, a traitor, controlled Chaogang, framed Zhongliang and brought disaster to the country and people. From time to time, Zhang Yinglong (Han Zhenhua), an imperial envoy, participated in Yan Song's illegal activities many times, turned against the villains, fell into sin and sent them to the frontier. In order to avoid future trouble, Yan Song ordered his confidant to kill Zhang Yinglong here. Zhang's daughter Xinxin followed her here to save her father. A big war is inevitable. ...

Perfect and beautiful

Luban, a carpenter, left a secret book "Missing a Door", and made wood art according to the tips in the book, which can have amazing results; However, this book has a side effect, that is, the owner of this book will never be perfect, and there will always be unpredictable disasters waiting.

A few years ago, Jiangnan crane, a descendant of Luban, took this secret book out of the palace and made a happy rocking chair with the records in the book-the man who rejuvenated. This aroused the sinister intention of the female boss of the dry cabinet and her little six. They murdered the Jiangnan crane and took away the "missing door".

Zhu Xiaotian (Leon Jay Williams), the prince of the Ming Dynasty, is bent on becoming a top carpenter like Lu Ban. He went out of the palace incognito to find a "missing door" and met Tang Xiaodie (Crystal), the sister of Jiangnan Crane. When they found that the crane in the south of the Yangtze River had been killed by the proprietress, they chased the proprietress all the way to Longmen Town, where a lively night of throwing hydrangeas was being prepared. The Nangong family, a famous family in Longmen Town, courted, and the promiscuous proprietress and Xiaoliu became artists in Beijing, and Zhu Xiaotian accepted hydrangeas. People from all walks of life staged this colorful farce together.

In order to "lack a door", everyone is working hard; However, when it got it, it realized that what it wanted most was exactly what it could never get.