Humorous jokes that amuse girls.

1, don't ask me why I can sleep so long. I was born in the early hours of the morning and was born with insufficient sleep.

2. I used to eat by my face and almost starved to death. I still have to learn to use chopsticks.

3. What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.

4. Teacher: "Imagine what you would do if a bad guy followed you." Xiao Ming: "Stop imagining at once!"

5, mix with me, I have a mouth to eat, you have a bowl brush.

6. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather repeat it. In fact, I don't care about adding mistakes to my own mistakes.

7. Don't be fat, or you will be poor enough to beg, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

8. I fell down in the street and everyone around me laughed at me. I was so angry that I got up and fell several times, laughing my ass off!