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Follow-up: What do men want? Do you want me to be rich in Gao Shuai during the day or in Gao Shuai at night?

Elizabeth began to seek answers from everyone around her: the princess, the priest, the wise man … no one could give her a satisfactory answer.

Elizabeth was told that there lived a poor uncle in a dark castle in the suburbs. It is said that he knows everything, but the fees are high and the requirements are bizarre.

The deadline is coming. Elizabeth had no choice but to go to Uncle Dirty. Uncle Wretched promised to answer his question, but only if she married Irina Kaptelova Huang, Elizabeth's closest friend and one of the noblest knights of the Round Table.

Elizabeth was frightened. He looked at her uncle, hunchbacked and ugly, with only one tooth, and her body smelled like a gutter ... Eliza was a yellow XXXX, delicious and delicate.

Elizabeth said, "No, I can't force my friend to marry Sabie like you for freedom! Otherwise, I will never forgive myself. "

After hearing the news, Irina Kaptelova Huang said to Elizabeth, "I am willing to marry him for you and our country."

So the wedding became public.

The wretched uncle answered this question with his teeth buckled with leaves. "What men really want is to dominate their own destiny."

Everyone knows that Uncle Dirty told a great truth, so Elizabeth is free.

At the wedding, the wretched uncle grabbed things with his hands, burped, cursed and pinched his feet, which made everyone feel sick. Elizabeth also cried in extreme pain, but Elizabeth Huang was as humble as ever.

On the wedding night, Eliza Huang insisted on entering the new house regardless of everyone's dissuasion, and was ready to face everything. However, a handsome man who has never met is better than Daniel Wu, Bichel is better, and Gao Fushuai, who is richer than Iron Man, is lying in his bed. My uncle said, "I'm half stingy, half invincible, and Irina Kaptelova Huang. Do you want me to get rich in Gao Shuai during the day or in Gao Shuai at night? ……"

What a cruel question this is. If you were Irina Kaptelova Huang, what would you choose? ..... At this time, the voice of the professor of personality psychology fell, and the students were silent first, and then they began to have a heated discussion. The answers are even more varied, but in summary, there are two kinds: during the day, Gao Shuai has money at night, because her husband is her own, and there is no need to be vain; Another option is to be rich in Gao Shuai during the day, because you can get the envy of others, and you can have fun outside at night, and it doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or ugly when you get home. After listening to everyone's answers, the professor didn't comment, only said that the story actually had an ending, and Irina Kaptelova Huang made a choice. So everyone asked the teacher to tell the result.

The teacher said that Irina Kaptelova Huang replied: "Since you said that what men really want is to control their own destiny, it's up to you!"

Uncle wretched finally burst into tears. "I choose to be stingy day and night!" I hate taking a bath every day and men's perfume! I love to pick my feet and look at the photos of Fan Bingbing! I love DOTA because I don't want to give up the team battle and become a pig teammate because of your short message! I just like eating noodles without washing the pot! I love instant noodles and ham sausage! I love Laoganma and Lanzhou Lamian Noodles, as well as Shaxian snacks, because this is a loyal hymn! I was born to wash my socks until I can't wear them! I like obscene jokes and dirty jokes! I also like watching big breasts on the H-net! Because I love you! "

Hearing this, Irina Kaptelova Huang felt a little milk pain. . . . . .