Humorous jokes: insightful summary of 31 provinces and cities

Humorous Jokes: An incisive summary of 31 provinces and cities

Most of the jokes reveal the perverse phenomena in life and are ironic and entertaining. There are different levels of interest. I have selected some funny humorous jokes, I hope you will like it, let’s have a laugh together!

Humorous Jokes: An incisive summary of 31 provinces and cities

Guangxi

The gap between Guangdong and Guangxi is the gap between the east and the west. Beibu Gulf, Beibu Gulf, Beibu Gulf.

(Comment: Friendship Pass should be changed back to Zhennang Pass, maybe it will become the front line again soon)

Guangdong

It is not easy to be the leader. Per capita, it is surpassed by Zhejiang, and it is almost caught up by Shandong in total. Shenzhen still always wants to be independent. I had no choice but to risk my life and run forward.

(Comment: Contribute more to the tip of the tongue of the Chinese people)

Fujian

In my impression, Fujian is as wealthy as Zhejiang, but on average it is not as good as Liaoning and Inner Mongolia.

(Comment: Taiwan will be included in Fujian in the future)

Hainan

Flowers bloom all year round, and the grass is evergreen all year round. The mild climate and beautiful scenery make it a paradise for tourists. Of course, the premise is that you must have enough money, because although the wages here are at the same level as Guizhou, the prices are comparable to those in Beijing.

(Comment: The day restaurants stop robbing customers, Hainanese people will have good days)

Hong Kong

Within ten years, there will be no city in mainland China Can surpass Hong Kong.

Beijing

I eat the food of the whole country, drink the water of the whole country, and go to Tsinghua University and Peking University that the people of the whole country spend money to support. Not only do I not show any gratitude, but I feel that I am extremely noble. Who let China be the capital, the most beautiful place?

(Comment: Since ancient times, tributes have been sent to the imperial city, and the imperial city has always produced outstanding people. The servants of the Prime Minister's Office are seven grades, and the maids and eunuchs have been demoted to ministers.)

If Tianjin says you can do it, then you can do it. If you say you can't do it, you can't do it. If you are allowed to develop, you will be extremely brilliant. If you are not allowed to develop, you will just stay on the sidelines. Tianjin is a typical planned city.

Comment: Beijing is so awesome, I’m overpowering you, neither far nor near, just follow it.

Shanghai

After so many years of development, the most prosperous enterprises in Shanghai are still monopolistic and semi-monopoly state-owned enterprises, such as Shanghai General Motors, Shanghai Volkswagen, Baoshan Iron and Steel, Shanghai Tobacco, Shanghai Petrochemical, etc. .

(Comments: A group of the most shrewd and honest people manage a prosperous long-term house that is jealous of the whole family.)

Chongqing

Area and Zhejiang is almost the same, its population is about the same as Shaanxi, it is a medium-sized province and a municipality in the name. Thirty million people have to work hard and don’t let people laugh at us.

(Comment: I’ve been working as a companion to the capital for a few years. If you want to truly enter the aristocratic club, you still need some experience.)

Heilongjiang

Doing nothing is Heilongjiang The biggest act. Economically, it doesn't matter to the country whether Heilongjiang exists, but ecologically and environmentally it is unimaginable to be without Heilongjiang. We can't even have a tiger at all.

(Comment: Has Beidacang been built in Beidahuang?)

Hebei

The victims of the current system have not received any preferential policies from any country, but they often Received "care" from the nearby buildings in Beijing. The only one who benefited was probably Shijiazhuang, the provincial capital.

(Comment: Reminds me of the sunshine of Beidaihe)

Henan

A victim of the current system. People in Henan are poor not because they are lazy.

(Comment: Henan has a large population, does it have anything to do with the system?)

Qingdao, Jinan, Yantai, Weihai, Weifang, Rizhao, Shandong? Together they create the most powerful country in the north of Shandong. Fortunately, Jinan is far more open-minded than Shijiazhuang, otherwise Shandong would be just another Hebei. In order to develop Qingdao and Yantai, Shandong can build a highway network extending in all directions to the peninsula. In order to restrict Baoding and Langfang, Hebei did not say anything about building the Bao-Ba Railway, which is only 60 kilometers away from Tianjin. Although this railway has extraordinary strategic significance for Hebei, and the National Development and Reform Commission had already approved the project ten years ago.

(Comment: Shandong’s contribution is not only the birth of Confucius two thousand years ago)

Shaanxi

Eight hundred miles of Qinchuan are filled with dust of 30 million The old Shaanxi opera bellows Qin opera.

(Comments: The Eternal Qin Emperor and the Tang Dynasty, Zhang Xueliang who captured Chiang Kai-shek in 1937, millet and rifles in Yan'an, the red capital)

Gansu

Water Less than Guizhou, but higher income than Guizhou. One south and one north are brothers in distress. It seems that Gansu is slightly stronger.

(Comment: I am afraid that the bend of the Yellow River passing through Lanzhou will become the Crescent Moon Spring in the future)

Ningxia

Ningxia’s mutton steamed buns are better than those in Xi’an I eat too much, but people think that Xi'an is authentic. It seems that it is useless to say anything about a bad background.

(Comment: Promotion is too important. Fortunately, people at least know that wolfberry is good in Ningxia.)

Xinjiang

The area is equivalent to Hebei and Henan , Shandong, Shanxi, Hubei, Hunan, Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Fujian, Anhui and Liaoning combined, the population is equivalent to one-quarter of Shandong Province. It is said that there is oil under the desert, but it is hidden deeper.

(Comment: The most valuable things are hard to find in Hotan now.)

Qinghai

Very cool, very clean, clear sky, low of white clouds. Prices are not high, the mutton is very tender, there are no mosquitoes, and there are very few flies. In July, you have to sleep under a quilt, and the golden rapeseed flowers are in full bloom. Can you find a more beautiful summer than Qinghai? Anyway, I haven’t found it. I love Qinghai.

(Comment: Xinjiang and Tibet are getting better, Qinghai is also getting better)

Tibet

Such a blue sky, such white clouds, such a cute little Monk, the boundless grassland and the vast and lonely sky make people never want to come back. But it’s not okay if I don’t come back. The air there is really a bit thin. But with the railway being built, it will be much easier to come and go.

(Comment: Two words, magical! It’s just that people only go up to the roof to view the scenery.)

Jiangsu

People’s impression of Jiangsu seems to be limited to the Yangtze River. South, instead of doing this, it is better to simply let Northern Jiangsu be separated. Lianyungang, a good location, is not as developed as a county in Suzhou. It's really a bit of a bully.

(Comment: It is not so much a county in Suzhou, but a small town near Shanghai.)

Zhejiang

Liu Yong has long said,? Qiantang Prosperous since ancient times?.

(Comments: Qiantang has been prosperous since ancient times, and the white snake likes Xu Lang; the East China Sea has boundless fishing grounds, and Guanyin protects it.)

Anhui

There are people, land, and mountains. , there is water, next to Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and Shanghai is only two hours away. It seems that nothing can stop Anhui's progress. Of course, it would be better if there are ten more Cherys.

(Comment: I’m afraid no one can say anything about outstanding people now.)

Jiangxi

There are people, but fewer than Anhui. There is land, but it is also better than Anhui. Few, Anhui has Huangshan, Jiangxi has Lushan, Anhui has the Yangtze River, Jiangxi also has one, and there are also Ganjiang River and Poyang Lake. Now Anhui has begun to exert its efforts, but Jiangxi has not yet found a direction.

(Comment: China is referred to as china in the world, originating from Jiangxi)

Hubei

Use all the material resources of Hubei to become the great Wuhan It is recommended that Hubei Province be renamed Wuhan City.

(Comment: The area along the river in Wuhan has a bit of the Bund feel, which reflects its historical status as a treaty port.)

Hunan

I have always thought that Hunan’s natural geographical conditions It seems to be better than Hubei, but Hunan's economic development and political status have always been slightly inferior to Hubei. Work hard, Hunan, don't always let people think of you when they recall the bloody and cruel modern history.

(Comments: The waves in Dongting are surging, the sky is snowing, and the people of Changdao are singing moving poems. The dream I want is so vast, and the land of hibiscus is full of sunshine. The great man only used poems to praise his hometown, but did not give any extra money to his hometown. What kind of benefits have they been given?)

Sichuan

After Chongqing was separated, Chengdu's backbone straightened up with just one word. If the province's efforts to build it are not as good as Chongqing, then no matter what It can't be justified.

(Comment: Originally, the two major cities could be linked together, but now they no longer have this advantage)

Guizhou

The sky is high and the emperor is far away, so there is no dispute with the world. One Maotai is enough to last for several lifetimes.

(Comment: Starting from the Zunyi Conference in 1935, the Communist Party of China moved from a branch of the Communist International to an independent political party, and Marxism in China was able to be confidently aligned with the reality of the Chinese revolution. Combined. This is of great significance. It is far from the emperor, but it is huge to fight for it!)

Yunnan

If one day people across the country stop smoking, what will happen to Yunnan? What to do? Then save money to travel. Yunnan, Yunnan, it really deserves the romantic name of the South of Colorful Clouds.

(Comment: Romantic, relatively close to "Dream")

Jilin

It is very close to the sea, but very far away. You can smell the fishy smell of the tide, but you don't have an inch of beach to yourself. I don’t know why the Tumen River estuary had to be closed when demarcating the boundaries between China, the Soviet Union and China and North Korea. Otherwise, wouldn’t Jilin also be on the coast?

(Comment: Isn’t the forest sea also a sea? The more the sea fills in, the less it becomes. , Lin Hai can grow bigger and bigger!)

Liaoning was once silent, but now it is rising again. With Liaoning's industrial base and geographical conditions, it seems that nothing can stop Liaoning's rejuvenation.

(Comment: The days when Dalian was like a country, Shenyang was like a province, and Liaoning was like a city are already very far away.)

Inner Mongolia

After three days of separation, we should look at each other with admiration . Inadvertently, it has surpassed Fujian and Liaoning. Especially the rise of the energy base Ordos in recent years: although there are some difficulties at present, they are temporary! It is less than one percent of the country's land area, but it contains one-sixth of the country's proven coal reserves and one-third of natural gas. 1. One-half of rare earths were not enough last year. There were less than 2 million people in the city, and the fiscal revenue was more than 80 billion!

(Comment: The sky is vast, the fields are vast, the wind is blowing, and the cows and goats are shining)

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