Who can provide the lines for the sketch "A Thing in a Sentence"? (Add who said it before the line!)

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Guo Zi: Yeah! So many people!

Lili: I hate it!

Guo Zi: It’s okay, my wife! Legal...

Oh, married life is as sweet as honey,

I got a daughter-in-law named Lili,

No quarrels Don't be angry,

Look, you always feed me when you have nothing to do!

(Lili took a bite of the apple)

Guo Zi: Hum hum hum....

Li Li: What's wrong?

Guo Zi: You are so touching!

Lili: Huh?

No, I am talking about the woman in the newspaper.

Her deeds are so touching!

Listen:

Every time she peels an apple,

she hands it to her husband’s mouth first.

Lili: Give it, give it!

Guo Zi: That’s pretty much it!

(SMS sound)

Guo Zi: What’s the sound?

Lili: Short message.

Guo Zi: Who is here?

Lili: Huh!

Guo Zi: Heh heh heh heh...

Lili: What’s wrong?

Guo Zi: It’s her again, listen:

Every time she texts,

Never goes behind her husband’s back.

And when I reply to text messages,

I always ask my husband for grammar and rhetoric.

Lili: Where are you boarding?

Guo Zi: Prepare to climb up tomorrow.

Lili: It’s a text message from my dad!

I said I made dumplings,

I asked if we would go back to eat them!

Guo Zi: Eat, eat, eat!

Lili: I just know how to eat!

Look, look, look!

Guo Zi: Yeah, it’s really my dad.

Then I won’t watch it.

Lili: Huh?

Guo Zi: I don’t care who comes!

Look at you, you are so petty!

Can’t you be a little brighter in your heart?

Lili: What’s the sound?

Guo Zi: My phone number!

Hello? Hello!

Who is this that won’t talk to you after getting through?

Lili: Wouldn’t you know if you call me?

Guo Zi: Yes,

No need!

What if it’s a scam call?

Lili: Hum

Guo Zi: What’s wrong?

I didn’t do anything!

I don’t know who he is either!

Look at you, why are you looking at me?

Lili: I didn’t say anything.

Why are you nervous?

Guo Zi: You didn’t say anything.

You are better than anything you can say!

Look at me! Still watching!

I don’t know either!

Not a single call was answered.

Still watching?

Okay, okay,

Is this okay?

I put it on speakerphone,

All calls come in,

Everything is under your control.

Okay?

Lili: OK,

I also turn it on to hands-free, and I will accompany you!

Guo Zi: You don’t have to, I believe you!

Lili: No, we both believe in hands-free.

(phone sound)

Lili: If you regret it, you can turn off the speakerphone!

Guo Zi: What do I regret? I

Hello

Hello

I am a man.

Hey who is it?

Third Brother: I am Third Brother!

Guo Zi: Third brother!

Didn’t you go to dinner with the clients of our company?

Third brother: Yes!

After they finished eating, they were going to the karaoke hall to sing,

They even asked me to accompany them!

Guo Zi: Then go!

Third brother: Your sister-in-law is annoyed by this the most!

I told her that we worked overtime together,

She will call you soon,

Don’t let me know!

Guo Zi: Then what should I say?

Third brother: Same as before!

Guo Zi: Same as before...

Lili: What is the same as before?

Guo Zi: Our relationship is the same as before!

Oh, you see, you always pull my ears and pull my ears,

You have the ability to pull my hair!

Lili: Head...

(phone sound)

Lili: Who is here?

Guo Zi: How do I know?

Sister-in-law, right?

Hey sister-in-law!

Third sister-in-law: Is your third brother with you?

Guo Zi: Yes, we are together!

Third sister-in-law: Then let him answer the phone.

Guo Zi: Wait a moment...

Third brother... Third brother... Third brother...

Third sister-in-law and third brother Going to the toilet!

I'll call him!

Forget it, I feel relieved when I am with you.

Lili: OK!

That’s how you teamed up to deceive your wives,

Isn’t that right?

Guo Zi: What is cheating?

A white lie!

Lili: What kind of white lie?

This is open deception!

Guo Zi: Dear,

I wouldn’t dare lie to you even if you gave me ten courages!

Lili: Did you lie to me?

I’ll find out after making a phone call!

Guo Zi: Who to call?

Lili: Hello, Brother Lao Wang?

Brother Lao Wang, I am Guo Zi’s lover Lili!

Brother Lao Wang: Lili!

Guo Zi hasn’t come back yet.

He said he was with you, right?

Brother Lao Wang: Oh, yes, yes!

We are together!

Lili: Can you let him answer the phone?

Brother Lao Wang: Oh, Guo Zi went to the toilet!

How about I ask him to go back to you?

Lili: No need,

Just let him stay in the toilet!

Lili: Where to go?

Guo Zi: I’m going to the toilet!

Lili: Stand there!

Guo Zi: Who should I call again?

Lili: Hey, little four!

I am your sister-in-law Lili!

Little Si’er: Sister-in-law!

Lili: Guo Zi hasn’t come back yet.

He said he was with you, right?

Little Si’er: Ahaha!

Lili: Why are you laughing?

Little Si’er: Sister-in-law, don’t worry!

Brother Guo and I are together!

Are you still worried?

Lili: Don’t worry! good!

Then let your brother Guo answer the phone!

Little Si'er: Brother Guo...Brother Guo...

Go to the toilet?

Sister-in-law, he went to the toilet!

Or, I ask him to get back to you?

Lili: No need!

I feel relieved when he is in the toilet!

Lili: Go to the toilet.

Do you have any new ideas?

Guo Zi: Sometimes I also talk about going to the cafeteria.

Lili: Eat...

Guo Zi: Who is here?

Oh, Xiaosi,

Just look for trouble!

Guo Zi: Hello, Xiaosier!

Xiao Sier: Guo Zi, where are you?

Guo Zi: I’m at home!

Little Si'er: Come on, don't fool me! !

Let me tell you,

My sister-in-law called me and I helped you get through it.

Now put down the phone and go home immediately!

Lili: Look at me!

Little Si’er: Why is there a woman next to me?

Guo Zi: Who is she...

Xiao Si'er: I don't care who she is,

Don't forget who you are!

Guo Zi: Are you looking for trouble when you have nothing to do?

Can you have a little sunshine in your heart?

I swear to God,

I am a hundred sincere to you,

A hundred sincere!

Lili: I am totally worried about you!

Guo Zi: Why are you going?

Lili: I’ll ask them!

What about you, buddies?

We are working together to lie, right?

Guo Zi: What are you doing!

Okay, okay,

I was wrong,

That’s almost it.

Come back! ! !

If you use lies to verify lies, you will definitely get lies!

Lili: Isn’t it good for both of us if I lie?

Guo Zi: It’s better for both of us!

Dear!

One sentence can accomplish something,

One sentence can accomplish something,

One sentence can do bad things,

One sentence can produce A harmonious society,

Can you be a little brighter in your heart?

Besides,

If you ask people this way,

Everyone will answer like this!

Lili: My little sisters,

will never answer like this!

Guo Zi: Pull him down quickly, it’s human nature,

Everyone is like this!

Lili: Why is everyone like this?

Absolutely not!

Guo Zi: OK!

Lili: Who to call?

Guo Zi: Feifei.

Hey, Feifei!

Feifei: Who is it?

Guo Zi: Hello, I am your brother Guo.

Feifei: Oh~ Brother Guo~!

Guo Zi: I’ll sit down for a while.

Hey, Brother Guo,

What is Brother Guo!

Feifei,

That’s it.

Your sister Lili didn’t come home after get off work.

She said she was working overtime with you, right?

Feifei: Well...yes, we work overtime together!

Guo Zi: Please let her answer the phone!

Feifei: Wait a minute...

Lili... Lili...

Oh, why are you going to the toilet at this time?

Brother Guo, Lili is in the toilet!

Tell me if you have anything to do!

Guo Zi: No need,

I feel relieved if she is in the toilet.

Lili: How could this happen?

Guo Zi: Let me tell you?

It’s just a matter of words,

They must be doing it for our own good!

Lili: No, call Aunt Li!

I just believe Aunt Li!

Guo Zi: What should I call Aunt Li?

Lili: Do you want to fight?

Guo Zi: Don’t look for trouble!

Lili: If you don’t hit me, I will!

It’s OK, tell me now!

Guo Zi: Hello!

Aunt Li!

Hello, I am Guo Zi.

Aunt Li: Oh, Xiao Guo!

Guo Zi: That’s right, Aunt Li,

This Lili didn’t go home after get off work,

She said she was working overtime with you,

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Really?

Aunt Li: No!

(Lili: you, you, youyouyou!)

Guo Zi: Hello Aunt Li!

That’s okay!

Aunt Li: Xiao Guo,

Lili has gone to the toilet.

How about I ask her to call you back later?

No, Aunt Li,

Thank you!

(Guo Zi: you, you, youyouyou!)

Lili: How could this happen?

Guo Zi: Straighten that hand yourself.

What did I say?

Just one sentence!

One word can make things happen,

One word can make things bad,

Can you be a little brighter in your heart?

Guo Zi: Aunt Li!

Quick, say it!

I don’t care!

Lili: What should I say?

Guo Zi: Say whatever you like!

Lili: Hello Aunt Li!

Aunt Li: Lili, where are you?

Lili: I’m at home!

Aunt Li: Don’t fool me, Guo Zi called.

I’m so anxious that I’m looking for you all over the world!

Go home quickly,

Don’t make Guo Zi anxious!

Lili: I’m really at home!

Aunt Li: What the hell is going on?

Lili: That’s what happened.

I was at home and Guo Zi said I was not at home.

Let’s see if you can help us smooth things over.

As a result,

You were fooled!

Aunt Li!

Aunt Li, I'm sorry...

Are you okay?

Aunt Li: Oh, I’ll be fooled!

As long as you two are in harmony,

happy and safe, I will be relieved!

Guo Zi: Lili, I swear to God!

I have never lied to you!

Lili: I am Guo Zi too!

I have never lied to you!

Guo Zi: From now on, we will both be brighter!

From now on...

(Lili: Uh-huh!)

Guo Zi: Uh-huh?

I’m hungry!

Let’s go home and eat the dumplings!

Let’s go! quick!

What time is it?

(The phone rings...) Lili: Huh? ah! ah? ah!

Guo Zi: (Imitates the braying of a donkey)

Lili: Oh, stop it!

It was the call from the eldest sister.

Guo Zi: Sister, what’s going on?

Lili: The eldest sister is married for the second time.

You know she has an ex-husband, right?

Guo Zi: Of course I know about the American.

Lili: Later they divorced,

The Americans returned to China with their children,

Now they are back with their children.

Guo Zi: Huh?

Lili: The eldest sister wants to see the child,

The child wants to see the eldest sister,

But isn’t the current eldest brother-in-law a bit petty?

Guo Zi: I know him too well!

Lili: The eldest sister said she was going to see her child,

so she came here,

and asked us to help to smooth things over!

Guo Zi: What should I do about this?

I will answer the call when my elder brother-in-law calls!

No problem!

Lili: It’s coming, it’s coming, pick it up quickly!

Guo Zi: Hello, who is it?

Eldest brother-in-law: I am the eldest brother-in-law!

American and Chinese?

Guo Zi: Hello! What's going on with this elder brother-in-law?

Oh~~ Do you want to ask,

Did the eldest sister come to our house?

Here we go, just walked in!

Eldest brother-in-law: Where is it at your house?

Then let her answer the phone!

Guo Zi: Here we go again!

Sister!

(To Lili) Have you seen the eldest sister?

(Lili: Guo Zi Guo Zi)

Guo Zi: You are so smart and you can learn it as soon as you learn it!

Hey, eldest sister has gone to the toilet!

Brother-in-law: Open the door!

Guo Zi: Is it inappropriate for me to open the door when she is in the toilet?

I mean if you open the door,

I am right at the door of your house!

Lili: It’s over, here it comes!

Yuanba, you said you could do it well!

Just do it yourself!

Guo Zi: Not yet!

Guo Zi: Go and open the door!

Lili: Go ahead and drive!

Guo Zi: I beg you!

Lili: I beg you!

Lili: Rock, paper, scissors!

Guo Zi: Rock, paper, scissors, open the door!

Lili: You, open the door!

Guo Zi: I won!

Lili: Whoever wins wins!

Guo Zi: Eldest brother-in-law,

Eldest sister is in the toilet.

Lili: The eldest sister is in the toilet.

The eldest sister is really in the toilet.

Eldest brother-in-law: Guo Zi, what’s wrong with you?

Guo Zi: I always wanted to go to the toilet but never had time!

Lili: Hold on for a while, the eldest sister is in the toilet!

Eldest brother-in-law: Okay. Stop acting!

Your eldest sister didn’t come to your house,

There is no one in this toilet at all!

Guo Zi: How do you know?

Eldest brother-in-law: Your eldest sister’s ex-husband brought the child with him.

Do you know that he came back from the United States?

Do you know?

(Guo Zi shook his head, Lili nodded, and then looked at each other, Guo Zi nodded, and Lili shook her head.

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Eldest brother-in-law: Do you know or don’t you know?

(Guo Zi and Lili turned their heads together)

Brother-in-law: Okay, stop acting!

Your eldest sister’s ex-husband brought the child with her,

came back from the United States,

because she was afraid that I was petty, so she didn’t tell me about this!

Isn’t this just a matter of a child wanting to see his mother, and a mother wanting to see her child?

I told you to go out for a meal today,

I left in a panic,

But I didn’t take my wallet!

Guo Zi, it’s not appropriate for me to go on this occasion.

I mean you two, take a look.

Who can help me send this wallet?

Guo Zi: Why are you giving me a wallet?

Eldest brother-in-law: Why don’t you understand?

We have to treat this meal,

We can’t lose our status in front of the Americans!

Guo Zi: Brother-in-law, you are so bright!

Brother-in-law, you are so right!

We were just talking,

To be honest,

It’s about what you said,

Tell the truth. Strong in everything!

Right Lili?

Lili: You go to eat,

I will deliver this wallet,

Guo Zi: I will deliver this wallet.

I don’t want to eat,

I also want to see the American brother-in-law!

No,

I mean, look at what the American elder brother-in-law thinks,

There is no such thing as the Chinese elder brother-in-law!

Let’s go together later.

I went to the toilet.

Lili: Guo Zi’s phone number!

Guo Zi: Pick it up for me and say I have to go to the toilet!

Lili/eldest brother-in-law: Who believes it?

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