The boss asked, do you remember how many buttons I wore yesterday? I said six. What kind of joke is this?

When I was doing morning exercises, I saw my wife next door's face hurt downstairs.

Two neighbors were talking there: "Oh, my God! What happened to her family? "

A: "Didn't you hear it last night? It seems that the couple are quarreling. "

Q: "I heard that, huh? Isn't her husband on a business trip? "

Answer: "I came back in the middle of the night ..."