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At this moment, I am standing in front of the gate of Saint Laurent High School, looking at the European architecture hidden in colorful flowers, just like a palace. The classical and solemn teaching building is modeled after Milan Cathedral, and the towering Gothic spire goes straight into the sky. The tall colonnade is carved with exquisite reliefs, silently interpreting fairy tales. God, this exquisite building like a work of art is actually a school!
I later learned that Saint Laurent High School was designed by the world's top architects, and all the reliefs on the building came from European artists. They are works of art, not handicrafts.
Alas, rich people are so boring! I chewed watermelon-flavored bubble gum and thought very disdainfully.
Walking into the gate, I saw many students gathered on a wide lawn, and a striking banner fluttered in the wind, which read "Opening Carnival".
A carnival party was held just after school started. Such an open school spirit is probably only available in Saint Laurent High School!
Huh? What is that smell? Barbecue? A strong barbecue smell came to my face, and the saliva flooded instantly.
My eyes seem to have become radar, searching for the source of fragrance. Sure enough, not far from me, there is a grill, and there is barbecue on the shelf!
Wow! My favorite! My feet ran towards the barbecue.
Kick off a schoolbag, step on two feet, bump into several shoulders, and finally have a close contact with my dear roast lamb tenderloin!
Sorry, students who were hit by me, blame these barbecues for being delicious!
Ignoring the eyes of the students around me as if they could kill people, I quickly rushed to the barbecue table. Just as I shook my hand excitedly and picked up a bunch of golden barbecue, a slender white hand held my wrist, and then a lazy magnetic voice sounded in my ear, which made my heart itch.
"This classmate, don't be too rude."
My clenched wrist trembled with his voice, and a strange emotion broke out in my heart ... Finally, this emotion broke through the door of reason, and I excitedly said loudly, "Don't stop me from eating!" " "
As soon as I said this sentence, I listened. As soon as this sentence was said, I heard the sound of gnashing my teeth and various comments from all directions.
"Oh, my God, she didn't even look at President Ye Chen!"
"And also fierce him!"
"Is she conscious?" What are these girls talking about? I was just thinking about my favorite barbecue. I sound like a heinous crime. I turned my head angrily to see who made me the focus of attention. Oh, my God. . . This, what is this? His face is as white as my favorite milk, without any flaws; Lips are as moist and elastic as my favorite jelly; Eyes shining like top obsidian. At the moment, he is frowning slightly, and his beautiful eyes are squinting at me. What a beautiful boy! I looked at him stupidly and didn't know how to react at the moment. The next second, his wet lips bent slightly, then leaned down and slowly approached me. Please. Don't lean on me! My heart is beating harder. The smell of perfume coming from him seems to be the fragrance of flowers when flowers are blooming, mixed with the smell of barbecue, which makes my bag begin to stun the students in the luxury villa in the swimming pool.
At this moment, I am standing in front of the gate of Saint Laurent High School, looking at the European architecture hidden in colorful flowers, just like a palace. The classical and solemn teaching building is modeled after Milan Cathedral, and the towering Gothic spire goes straight into the sky. The tall colonnade is carved with exquisite reliefs, silently interpreting fairy tales. God, this exquisite building like a work of art is actually a school!
I later learned that Saint Laurent High School was designed by the world's top architects, and all the reliefs on the building came from European artists. They are works of art, not handicrafts.
Alas, rich people are so boring! I chewed watermelon-flavored bubble gum and thought very disdainfully.
Walking into the gate, I saw many students gathered on a wide lawn, and a striking banner fluttered in the wind, which read "Opening Carnival".
A carnival party was held just after school started. Such an open school spirit is probably only available in Saint Laurent High School!
Huh? What is that smell? Barbecue? A strong barbecue smell came to my face, and the saliva flooded instantly.
My eyes seem to have become radar, searching for the source of fragrance. Sure enough, not far from me, there is a grill, and there is barbecue on the shelf!
Wow! My favorite! My feet ran towards the barbecue.
Kick off a schoolbag, step on two feet, bump into several shoulders, and finally have a close contact with my dear roast lamb tenderloin!
Sorry, students who were hit by me, blame these barbecues for being delicious!
Ignoring the eyes of the students around me as if they could kill people, I quickly rushed to the barbecue table. Just as I shook my hand excitedly and picked up a bunch of golden barbecue, a slender white hand held my wrist, and then a lazy magnetic voice sounded in my ear, which made my heart itch.
"This classmate, don't be too rude."
My clenched wrist trembled with his voice, and a strange emotion broke out in my heart ... Finally, this emotion broke through the door of reason, and I excitedly said loudly, "Don't stop me from eating!" " "
As soon as I said this sentence, I listened. As soon as this sentence was said, I heard the sound of gnashing my teeth and various comments from all directions.
"Oh, my God, she didn't even look at President Ye Chen!"
"And also fierce him!"
"Is she conscious?"
What are these girls talking about? I was just thinking about my favorite barbecue. This makes me sound like a heinous crime. I turned my head in anger, trying to see the creep who made me the focus of attention. Oh, my God ... What, what is this?
His face is as white as my favorite milk, without any flaws; Lips are as moist and elastic as my favorite jelly; Eyes shining like top obsidian. At the moment, he is frowning slightly, and his beautiful eyes are squinting at me.
What a beautiful boy! I looked at him stupidly and didn't know how to react at the moment. The next second, his wet lips bent slightly, then leaned down and slowly approached me.
Please. Don't lean on me! My heart is pounding even harder. The smell of perfume coming from him, like the smell of flowers in full bloom and the smell of barbecue, makes me dizzy and itchy. "Ah, ah, Ah Jo!" I sneezed, and the loud noise made my head buzzing.
Ah, it's much simpler! I rubbed my nose and finally woke up from two intertwined smells. What, a boy wears such a fragrant perfume. Ah, no matter how beautiful and fragrant you are, you can't compare with my dear barbecue!
I immediately took my hand out of his hand, stepped back and turned to the chef who was roasting mutton kebabs. I piled up the most cordial smile and said, "Please give me two kebabs!" " "
However, the uncle chef across the street didn't seem to hear me. He just looked at the beautiful boy behind me. God, does Uncle Chef like beautiful teenagers now?
Looking down at uncle chef's eyes, I froze instantly.
"My God!" I covered my mouth and screamed. This beautiful young man, known as the president of the night minister, still stands noble and elegant, with the same eyes and mouth as before, but ...
"You ..." He gently stroked his cheek with white hands, and then gently tore off a piece of bubble gum to "drive the corpse" from his face!
There was silence around, and everyone stared at him silently.
He slowly tore off the "corpse" of bubble gum, and then gracefully bounced off the sticky bubble gum with his slender fingers. Then, he gently lifted my chin with his fingers, forced me to face him and said, "You spit bubble gum on a noble person like me ..."
His voice seems to have a charming power. I looked at him in a daze, and my nose was full of the fragrance coming from him. Oh, my God, what the hell is going on here? Please don't lean your face to me again. I, I can't guarantee what will happen next!
Ah, he looks like a cream cake, and his red lips are like cherries on the cake. I really want to take a bite ... ah, the cream cake actually found me on its own. I really want a cake. Just let me take a bite. Just take a bite. Move inward ...
Wait, wait, wait. Is this the smell of barbecue? No, I prefer barbecue to cake!
When I smelled the smell of barbecue behind me, my mind suddenly woke up. What am I doing? I can't believe I'm so close to this night, minister. God, he smells like barbecue.
I pushed his close face away, ignoring the stunned eyes around me. Brick reiterated to Uncle Chef: "Please give me two skewers of barbecue!" "
"Ah-"The lawn was hissed and the girl screamed. "That idiot refused a kiss from President Ye Chen!"
Is it a great thing to refuse him? I took the meat I had just tested, chewed it, and looked at them doubtfully. That night, the minister will have a seriously shocked expression.
"I'm sorry, your beauty seems worthless." I don't know when a beautiful young man with gold-rimmed glasses appeared beside President Ye Chen. Unlike President Ye Chen's diamond-like dazzling appearance, he is relatively low-key, and his bright eyes sparkle with cunning light.
"Really?" President Ye Chen immediately returned to normal, with a gentle smile on his face and gently said, "Excuse me, this beautiful girl, may I kiss your forehead?"
"Well, that ..." I swallowed and looked at the young man with beautiful eyes. "Is there anything wrong with the minister this night ...? "I pointed to my head.
"What? How dare you say that about this young master! " As soon as my voice fell, beautiful boy, the president named Ye Chen, immediately shouted angrily and his face became extremely gloomy. "Do you know who I am?"
Well, isn't this a brain problem? His face is so changeable that he asks the girl he first met to kiss him. It's ridiculous! My beloved barbecue is more attractive. I held up the meat and gave him a white look, not going to answer his question.
"He is the first handsome boy in Saint Laurent High School." When I was about to leave this strange scene with meat, the boy with glasses suddenly said, in a loud voice, as if to let everyone hear, "Did you just refuse the kiss of the first beautiful boy?"
"Oh, red night minister? I remember. " I nodded seriously, and then said, "So, Miss Ikeno, the first beautiful teenager, can I leave now?" I looked at him sincerely. There seems to be a lot of other delicious food at this so-called carnival party.
"I didn't expect the first beautiful male red night minister to be rejected one day." Before Red Night Minister could answer me, a boy's voice came from behind. As soon as he appeared, the people around him immediately gave way, and everyone's expressions became dignified.
"Oh, it's Nanfeng Dao. He will never miss this opportunity to humiliate President Ye Chen!"
"There may be another conflict. He is the sworn enemy of the president! "
Two classmates next to me are whispering.
The boy named Nanfeng Blade went to Ikeno Dust and said in a hypocritical sympathetic tone, "But it's good for you."
The minister of Red Night raised his head and showed an alert look.
"I said this is a good thing, because now you should understand that you are not everyone's idol. Although the facts are cruel, at least you can wake up! " The boy named Nanfeng Blade looks very happy-happiness is due to the pain of Minister Red Night.
Red Night's ugly face suddenly returned to normal, and she looked at Yi Nanfeng's blade disdainfully. There seems to be a huge storm brewing between two people.
"The existence of people like you really woke me up." On a red night, I tilted a little and gently fiddled with the hair covered on my forehead. Suddenly I grabbed the collar of Nanfeng Blade and stared at him coldly and said, "Remember, Nanfeng Blade! It's not your turn to teach, young master! " Then he stared at me coldly.
"Dry, dry? I didn't teach you a lesson, ahem. " His eyes were so horrible that I almost choked on the meat in my mouth.
"You ..." He suddenly approached me again, his cold face was full of smiles and warm as spring. "Remember this! I will definitely get ... yours! " After that, he left me and Nanfeng Blade in a daze and hurried away.
Ah! What are you doing? Is this man crazy? Scared me to death! Do you understand me? Has his head been smoked by his own perfume? Are all good-looking boys so weird?
"Hello." The boy with glasses stopped me with a smile when he passed me. "My name is JiYaZe. You'd better be careful! " "
What? Is this a naked threat? There is something wrong with the beautiful boy's head!
After the so-called first beautiful girl left, people immediately dispersed and the carnival continued smoothly. Sitting on the grass, I enjoyed fruit and cake. The aftertaste of food left between lips and teeth, the warm sunshine on my body and the dream castle-like aristocratic college in front of me have completely forgotten the accident at the opening party. I am such a person who easily forgets unpleasant things, haha!
I stood up and stretched myself, ready to find my classroom.
According to the instructions in the notice, I found the classroom in Class 3, Grade 2.
There are already many students in the classroom, and there is a middle-aged man who looks like a teacher. Seeing me, the teacher stopped me at the door of the classroom and asked, "Are you Yin Luoxi?"
"Yes, sir."
"Just received the notice from the school that you have changed classes (1)." The teacher pointed to another classroom with a straight face and said, there is no problem at all.
"Why?" I had a faint premonition that something had happened and asked with a little trepidation.
"This you ask the headmaster. Sorry, I'm going to start class! " The classroom door slammed shut.
The teachers here are so fierce! I muttered in my mind and walked nervously to the classroom of Class (1).
Pushing open the door, I quietly looked inside and saw Minister Hongye and Jiyaze.
Is this what Giaz said, "You'd better be careful"? Oh, my God, is this revenge?
Shit! There must be no good fruit to eat in their class. My brain suddenly went blank.
"My little princess, aren't you going to come in?" Just as I stood at the door awkwardly, not knowing whether to go in or leave, suddenly a spring breeze waved to me and said:
Why is he so enthusiastic about me ... I froze in place and looked dull.
Seeing that I didn't respond, Minister Hongye stood up gracefully, seemingly inadvertently dialed the hair that covered her forehead, slowly walked up to me and gave me a faint smile.
Suddenly I feel that he is like a luminous body, which makes me a little hard to open my eyes. Because the sun is too bright. I rubbed my eyes, then gave him a wry smile to show my friendship, but I muttered in my heart, won't he have any tricks?
I put my left hand behind my back, extended my right hand to me, then bent down slightly and said softly, "My little princess, in order to welcome you into our big family, please allow me to hold your hand and take you to your seat."
"No, it doesn't matter." I smiled and waved, bypassed the bent minister of Red Night and entered the classroom. I'm so old that I'm bound to be laughed at for letting others lead me by the nose.
Suddenly, I found that everyone opened their mouths and looked at me like a monster. What happened? Did I do something wrong again? I scratched my head and saw Giaze beckoning me to look behind me.
When I looked back, I found that the minister of Red Night still kept the posture just now, but from my point of view, the veins stood out on his forehead were exploding.
At this time, Minister Hongye straightened up, turned to look at me and said with a smile, "Little darling, this is not good for you!" " You turned down my kindness again, which made me puzzled! "
"ah! I am so embarrassed. Ha ha, my mother told me that girls should be self-reliant, and ... "
Just as I was about to publicize a set of theories taught by my mother, Ji Yaze did not know when he had come to our side and said, "Mr. Yin Luoxi, your seat is in the sixth row. Please come with me. "
"Oh, ok." I smiled at the Minister of Red Night and followed Jiyaze.
This seat is really good. It is far from the podium and near the window. The air quality is not generally good, and the most important thing is that it is quite hidden. You can eat snacks here in the future. Ha ha ha, great!
I just put down my schoolbag and was reaching for my favorite snacks when a familiar smell came to my nose. I turned around. What? My deskmate turned out to be the Minister of Red Night. What happened?
Feeling my surprised eyes, I sat down, supported my chin with one hand and smiled at me. "Are you surprised?"
"Quite a surprise!" I gave a wry smile and a cold sweat broke out on my forehead. "Then, then, please give me more advice."
I spent the whole day in fear. I always feel unfriendly eyes from all directions. If these eyes can see through people, I must be riddled with holes now!
After school in the afternoon, I found myself unexpectedly famous.
My classmates looked at me strangely, and I could hear a whisper from time to time: "She is the Yin Luoxi who rejected President Ye Chen!"
I am puzzled by all kinds of statements. Do people in aristocratic schools like to talk about these little things?
Fortunately, there is no harm in sitting at the same table with the minister of Red Night except that he is often burned by some unfriendly eyes and confused by the ambiguous words and actions of the minister of Red Night.
Although I still don't know why the headmaster transferred me to this class, I think since I'm here, I should let everyone feel my sincerity. I, Yin Luoxi, have always been a good boy who unites classmates and loves the group.
My classmates will look at me with hostility. It must be because they don't know me yet. When they find me easy to get along with, they will definitely get along with me. So when I got home, I carefully made a large hand-made chocolate. Dispelling misunderstanding and hostility with delicious food is my unique skill, which has always been tried and tested.
I seem to be able to imagine my classmates' faces when they eat my own chocolate. They will be full of praise. This is my best dessert.
The next day, when I confidently walked into the campus with a box of chocolates, I was shocked by what I saw!
God, the long avenue from the school gate to the Gothic teaching building has been arranged as the king's back garden. Countless flowers and vines are surrounded by "hearts", such as roses, Datura, mallows, crocuses ... and many other flowers I don't know at all. The whole street turned into a long flower corridor.
Under the flower gallery, on the left is a group of boys in black evening dresses, and on the right is a group of girls in evening dresses, standing side by side neatly. And among them, the Minister of Red Night is walking towards me leisurely.
He was wearing a white-rimmed dress with shiny diamond epaulettes on his shoulders. His soft chocolate hair floated lightly in the wind, his bright eyes sparkled and his tall nose cast a faint shadow beside his nose. If he has a halo on his head and a pair of wings behind him, I even believe that he is the cute little angel on the snack bag.
He came to me lightly, and the sun made me dizzy. I seem to see countless petals floating behind him. He is just like the prince who came out of the cartoon I read.
However, when I came to my senses, I found that he had been followed by two little flower girls. It turns out that the petal rain just now was not an illusion. A drop of cold sweat immediately appeared on my forehead-what the hell is this red night minister doing?
"Rosie, do you like the formal welcoming ceremony I arranged for you?" Minister Red Night bowed gracefully to me with a bright smile on his face.
"You, what are you doing?" I was so shocked by what I saw that I couldn't speak clearly. I looked at the dazzling red night minister in front of me and felt like an ugly duckling.
I must look silly now, with a lunch box in my left hand and a carefully made handmade chocolate in my right. Because I don't have a new school uniform, I wear a big gray T-shirt with a dark yellow duck printed on it. The schoolbag on my back is obviously one size bigger, because I always bring a lot of snacks every day, so the schoolbag that is too small is not suitable for me at all.
From the moment I entered the school gate, I found that everyone looked at me with the eyes of aliens. It's no wonder, because Saint Laurent High School looks like a holiday today, and it's really strange for me to be here.
The minister of Red Night went straight to my left and whispered in my ear, "My little princess, it's all for you!" " "He turned a circle gracefully, lift up your face, a pair of enjoy yourself.
Then he bent his right arm and said in a voice sweeter than honey, "I hope my little princess is happy!" " Please take my arm, close your eyes and feel everything in front of you. Saint Laurent High School will be the starting point of your dream, and you will shine like a noble and enchanting blue rose in the morning light, in ... "
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