Humorous apology, how to apologize sincerely without losing face?

Guide: Sometimes I joke with my friends. If I'm not careful, the joke gets bigger and my friends get angry. I want to apologize sincerely, but I don't want to be too official. Let's take a look at the humorous apology! 1 I am a farmer, don't argue with me! I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey. Don't completely deny me because of this, at least keep me at home for 60 years. Did I scare you? Just kidding, don't mind! Dear: You said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which made me feel tired and miserable, so I sent a text message instead, exquisite and inexpensive! It's all my fault. Don't be angry. It's not good to be angry. Don't you always say that "the prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach", then don't dispute with me. At night 1 1, my wife came home and saw that all the lights in the room were turned off, thinking that her husband was asleep, so she didn't ring the doorbell. When she opened the door, she found a note posted on the door, which said, "You must apologize to me!" " The wife thought angrily, I haven't settled accounts with you yet! Turn on the light and close the door after entering the room, and find a note posted behind the door, which reads: "Or polish my leather shoes." Wife scolds, bah! I'll wipe your ass. When changing shoes, I found a note on her slippers, which said, "Bah, wipe my ass!" " "The wife was amused, and she thought, if you want me to apologize, I will ignore you for a week. You know better. Turning to the back, I saw an advertisement torn from the newspaper and pasted on it. The advertisement reads: "As a woman, I will be upset for a few days every month ..." My wife wants to laugh again: Why didn't you say I was menopausal? Wouldn't it be easier to get down the stairs? This is ridiculous. The wife's anger has subsided by more than half. After washing, my wife went to bed and fell asleep when she saw her husband turn his head. She ignored him, turned on the bedside lamp and read a few pages before going to bed. This has been her habit for many years. Open the book, and there is a note inside, which says, "I know you are already very sad." If you feel sorry for me, you feel a little sad. Don't blame yourself. "In fact, I should also review it. I wouldn't object to you if I hadn't found out that my cousin across the street wanted to see my joke. A man, who has nothing to do with his wife except saving face in front of outsiders? The wife felt a little feverish and felt that she had gone too far. She was sorry for her husband, so she held his head in her hands and turned her face, only to find that there were two big words written on her husband's cheek: "Kiss me. "