Who has a funny neuropathy test ~ ~>_<! ! Wow haha

1. 1 When eating scrambled eggs with tomatoes, do you often worry about eating tomatoes or eggs first? Yes-→ Go to 2 No-→ Go to 4 2. Don't be afraid of being laughed at by others. Do you dare to take an ostrich to Chang 'an Avenue? Yes-→ Go to 3 No-→ Go to 6 3. Do you often lose sleep because of where you put your hands when you sleep? Yes-→ Go to 5 No-→ Go to 7 4. When you wake up in the morning, do you often worry about going to the toilet or brushing your teeth first? Yes-→ Go to 6 No-→ Go to 8 5. Do you dare to tell jokes crazily at a sad graduation ceremony? Yes-→ Go to 9 No-→ Go to 10 6. Someone told a joke that was hard to laugh at. Are you afraid to laugh? Yes-→ Go to 7 No-→ Go to 10 7. Do you dare to wear beach pants to an important party without being afraid of being scolded? Yes-→ Go to 1 1 No-→ Go to 12 8. The person you hate wants to give you a crystal toilet without flushing. Will you accept it? Yes-→ Go to 10 No-→ Go to 9 9. Do you really want to play the game of "master kissing dog" with stray dogs? Yes-→ Go to 1 1 No-→ Go to 15 10. You ordered a bowl of beef noodles, but the boss brought a plate of fish balls. Will you eat? Yes-→ Go to 13 No-→ Go to111. Do you dare to use the invented "cold toilet three-stage mouthwash machine"? Yes-→ Go 16 No-→ Go 12 12. Your friend who quarreled with you gave you an egg tower and told you to shut up. Will you say yes? Yes-→ Go 15 No-→ Go 14 13. Do you miss telling stories to monkeys in the zoo? Yes-→ Go 14 No-→ Go 18 14. Will you quit your job because you hate the company stapler? Yes-→ Go 17 No-→ Go 15 15. The invigilator is walking around in your seat. Will you stare at him? Yes-→ Go 18 No-→ Go 16 16. A stranger wants to treat you to delicious fried rice with ham and eggs. Will you accept it? Yes-→ Go to 20 No-→ Go to 19 17. When you chew gum, do you chew with the fixed side of your teeth? Yes-→ Answer No-→ Go to 19 18. When you eat broad beans, do you swallow them with shells and meat? Yes -→ C No -→ D 19, calling you crazy, would you admit it? Yes -→ B No -→ A 20. Said you might become a psycho in the future. Can you believe it? Yes -→ bNo-→ d Answer: A input [9827] B input [9829] C input [9742] D input [9758] Reply to remove the space before the number [? ] You are an out-and-out psychopath, and you have reached the level 4 of mental illness in China! Even if you don't admit it, it's useless, because it is enough to prove that you have so much patience to finish these problems. I hope you can give full play to your patience, virtue and iron tooth character in your work, and do not rule out the possibility of getting ahead in the future. [? ] You are a group of kind people with mental illness. You have reached the national mental illness level, but you are lucky to pass this level test! But that doesn't mean that your symptoms are lighter than others. On the contrary, what you should worry about is that you are the one who is most likely to be influenced by others and make your symptoms worse. I hope you're okay. Don't talk to others. [? ] You are a heroic psychopath, and you have reached the national psychiatric level! Although the symptoms are quite serious now, please don't lose heart. As long as you are exposed to some interesting things, your mental state will gradually normalize and return to the fourth level because of your optimistic personality. However, we must get rid of the habit of taking part in dangerous activities. [? ] You are crazy! I'm terminally ill! You have reached the national level of mental illness! What's even more frightening is that although you keep saying "I'm not crazy!" "But your subconscious tells itself," I am the king of mental illness! " "You should receive treatment.

2. Q: Do you know what you are doing?

It is not normal to answer what is being done or irrelevant.

On the contrary, normal people usually answer after a few seconds of silence, and even call names.

Q: You saw what I was doing.

It is not normal to answer with exclamation or uneasiness.

On the contrary, normal people usually get angry or laugh, and then say some jokes or sarcastic words.

Q: Your pants chain?

It is not normal to answer with a smile or "he opened it" or "something came from outside" and do nothing.

On the other hand, normal people usually feel embarrassed, laugh, hide and pull up, or be surprised. They will make up the field with some humor, pretend not to hear, just look around and act quickly.