Modern xiehouyu

Xiehouyu is a special language form of Chinese. It is a special language form created by the masses in their life practice, and it is a short, funny and vivid sentence. The following are my two-part allegorical sayings about modern times. Welcome to share them. Modern two-part allegorical saying 1

1. The earth god farted (swaggering)

2. The grass on the city head (upside down)

3. Eating sugar cane upside down (getting better)

4. Throwing a turtle on a slate (playing hardball)

5. Toad yawned (with a big breath). Scholar meets soldier (unreasonable)

9. Hemp woman's foot wrap (smelly and long)

1. Nephew plays lanterns (as usual)

11. Dead duck (mouth shut)

12. Snake swallows elephant (greed)

13. Raw rice is cooked into mature rice (late) A tiger slaps a fly on its head (he doesn't want to live)

17. A father kowtows to his son (outrageous)

18. He punches his face to be fat (he wants to save face)

19. He throws stones in the toilet (arouses public anger)

2. A cat cries a mouse (crocodile tears). 2. A false alarm

4. Dreaming of recruiting Xu-wanting to be partial

5. Craft of being a clay figurine-creeping (pinching) hands and feet

6. Selling glutinous rice balls as a biscuit-generalist

7. Being a magistrate lost his seal-confused official

. The scabbard for inserting the knife-frame cover

9, throwing caution to the wind-selling iron

1, the result of banana-one heart

11, the bright handkerchief for juggling-not hiding anything

12, the cloth for juggling-covering the cover

13, Baoyu and Xiang. Make glutinous rice noodles into Yuan Xiao-difficult to knead

16, change robes into undershirts-more than

17, shriveled suona-see how you blow

18, boil crabs in boiling water pot-see how long you run wild

19, crazy girls tell jokes-laugh and laugh

. A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a lecherous

23. The car broke down the steering wheel-rampaging

24. Ask my sister-in-law for company-uneasy and good-hearted

25. Poor widows go to the market-no one is needed. Ask for money but have no money

26. The mouse falls into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

27. Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary

28. The sedan chair spends time watching a play-poor and happy

29. The sedan chair spends abacus-poor and counted

3. The heifer's menstruation- Farting under the covers-being able to write (smell) and cover (cover)

33, farting under the covers-taking it all for yourself

34, Covering the table with a sheet-as a modern allegorical saying-3

Boating in the belly-an expert (sailing)

Burning a fire in the forest-using local materials (firewood)

Monks holding umbrellas-unable to (make) lawless

Frozen tofu-difficult to (mix)

Big cock making trouble. Don't plant cypress trees in the bamboo forest-pro (green) and pro (green)

Confucius moved-lose everything (book)

No umbrella when it rains-it's the first time to eat wine-it's the first time (bad)

Wear gloves in June.

6789 —— No food (1)

Barley is skinned —— white man (benevolence)

Lights on the clouds —— empty name (Ming)

bricklayer's ` Hands-suspicious (mud)

wooden raft in the water-not (sinking)

straw as a lamp-careless (core)

beans at the bottom of the bowl-vivid (grain) in the eye

rain as the sun-false feeling (sunny)

playing gongs on high mountains-is famous in all directions. Talking about (playing)

beating cotton wool-talking about (playing) not getting on the stopper of the thermos bottle-gambling (blocking) gas

drumming without a heavy hammer-ringing at one point

a stove with a height of eight feet-holding a lamp under the moon. Playing lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Old spider's stomach-full of secrets (silk)

Boiled tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt)

Paint lime on your mouth-say (brush)

Break the casserole-ask (tattoo) exactly

Tang Priest chanting-a book. String 99 pieces of money-it's out of tune (hanging)

a straw playing drums-I don't want to (ring)

Master's apprentice-idle (sage)

Shouxing plays the pipa-cliche (playing)

Seventy-year-old glasses-old saying (flowers)

Stone.

2. Take a walk in the watermelon field-both sides meet the source (circle).

3. Sell cloth without a ruler-deliberately bad (quantity).

4. Bodhisattva in the land temple-never seen a big incense.

5, the big girl's purse-many tricks.

6. You want to be an official without worrying about food and clothing. When you become an emperor, you want to be immortal-insatiable.

7. The wooden fish of the old monk-the goods that were beaten by nature.

8. The hammer hits the rubber-quietly.

9. Water chestnut is put in the hemp generation-everyone wants to stand out.

1. drink ice water in the cold winter-it's cold to the heart.

11. A blind man visits his father-in-law.

12. Eating pork and chanting Buddhist scriptures-pretending to be a good person.

13 or 3 nights-there is no shadow.

14. Send fur coats in cold weather on March 9th-it's warm.

15. Pig wears glasses-pretending to be gentle.

16, chicken bone soup-no oil and water.

17. Open the coffin and shout "Stop the thief"-wronged the dead.

18. A goat looks after a vegetable garden-unreliable.

19. Beggars dial the basin-there are plans to be poor.

2. Pockmarked with vanishing cream-vague views.

21, white sugar wrapped in arsenic-poison in it.

22. Fly a kite on the top of Mount Everest-the starting point is high.

23, fishing in the tank-as sure as a gun.

24. Peel the belly of cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts.

25. Short people wear high heels-they are not much taller.

26. A short man sits on a high stool-a dilemma.

27. The rolling pin on the chopping board is a bachelor.

eat moon cakes on August 15th-it's just the right time.

29. Swimming in the cesspool-not afraid of death (shit).

3. A big girl looks forward to her daughter-it's too early.

31. cobblestones form the foundation of the wall-the foundation is unstable.

32. Erlang God fights the Monkey King-to change the situation.

33. Two or two pieces of scrap iron are used to make broadswords-not enough.

34. Grass grows on the roof-I don't know where it came from.

35. Fat pigs tend to provoke meat sellers-they want to die.