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Huizhou city is scarce, but it still kills a sheep every day, dare not translate.

Huizhou city is scarce, but it still kills one sheep every day. (1) Dare not compete with officials.

Huizhou market is cold, and you can kill a sheep every day. (1) Dare not compete with officials. When buying, just ask the butcher to buy some bones from the sheep's back. There is also a little meat between the bones. After cooking, dry it while it is hot. The water will not dry until it is hot. Soak it in wine, sprinkle a little salt and bake it a little bit. Pick around all day and you'll get two pieces of iron between Ken's head.

I am very happy in my heart, like eating a crab claw. I eat it every few days, which is very beneficial. I have been eating poultry in my rich kitchen for many years. I have never eaten bones in my life. How can I know the taste? It's a joke to write it on paper and send it to you, but it can actually be used. But it can be said that those dogs are not happy.

Su Shi (103765438+1October 8th to1August 24th) is known as "Dongpo Jushi" and "Su Dongpo" in the world. Han nationality, Meizhou people. Poet and poet of the Northern Song Dynasty, litterateur of the Song Dynasty, one of the main representatives of the unrestrained school, and one of the "Eight Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties".

Politically, it belongs to the old party, but it also has the requirements of reform shortcomings. Wang Yang's prose is unrestrained and fluent, and his poems have a wide range of themes and rich contents. There are more than 3,900 existing poems. His representative works include Mid-Autumn Festival, Fu on the Red Wall, Twenty Dreams of Jiangchengzi in the First Month, Night Tour in Chengtian Temple, etc.

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