Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - The song of life and age, so classic

The song of life and age, so classic

It’s so classic and domineering to understand life.

1. Those who love to play tricks, please stay away from me. We are not the same.

2. A bitch will always be a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can’t afford it!

3. Don’t tell others everything. What you say is from your heart, and they will hear it as a joke.

4. Please don’t treat me as a fool. It’s not that I don’t know some things, it’s just that I see them and bury them in my heart.

5. No matter how fragile you act, no one will sympathize with you. Do you understand that there are too many bitches who laugh at you?

6. A strong girl just wants to find someone stronger than her. A man who protects her and gives her domineering warmth. Not a man who only says I was wrong and sorry. In fact, the sentence "If you don't let me sleep yet, who will want you if you don't sleep" is more popular than "Baby, go to bed early"!

7. When others point at your sore spots and laugh, you can only smile stupidly. You turn your face. Others will say that you can’t take a joke, so you laugh until you bend over and burst into tears. In this way, we will always accommodate others and hurt ourselves

8. No matter what kind of girl she is, ordinary or outstanding, she should be a mentally and materially strong woman. If you want money, make it yourself; If you want an RV, buy it yourself; if you want a man, find it yourself, instead of waiting for others to give you money or foolishly waiting for a man to come to you. A woman's happiness is in her own hands and comes from her own hard work. If she wants to rely on a man for happiness, it is simply impossible.

9. Being single is not a selfish choice, but a wiser choice than being with the wrong person.

10. The only creature that can survive bleeding for a week is a woman.

11. You have your background, and I have my story. If you don't understand my story, don't give me unnecessary comments. Don’t look at me today through yesterday’s eyes.

12. Maturity is not about the heart growing old, but about keeping a smile while tears are rolling in your eyes.

13. From heaven to hell, I am just passing through the world.

14. We are all gods, please give me some face~~

15. When others start to call you crazy, you are not far away from success...

p>

16. When most people are concerned about whether you fly high, only a few people care about whether you are tired from flying. This is friendship.

17. When we remove the stumbling blocks set by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

18. When the tears flow down, you realize that separation is also another kind of understanding.

19. Waiting... may not be easy; hurting... is easy.

20. Waiting for your concern, waiting until I close my heart.

21. You must have the courage to lower your head and the confidence to raise your head.

22. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

23. No matter what age it is, there is no sense of gangsterism at all.

24. Thank you for your unfeeling and letting me learn to give up.

25. Give up on you in the next life! !

26. I will not let those who lift me up fall down, and I will not let those who knock me down stand up until they die.

27. Give you a slap and then rub you, this is the human heart.

28. When I say I like you, you must hug me and say: "Damn, I didn't tell you earlier!!!" I am domineering, and I also like my man to be domineering.

29. For those who are close to me, I am not joking about stabbing you. For those who are obsessed with old paper, I am not joking about stabbing you at any time.

30. When I’m with a partner, the most important thing I want to tell my partner is: “I’m willing to give you my heart, so please don’t give it back.” Can you please give it to me? ”

31. I hate when people who are nice to me are nice to others. I have said this to everyone around me, and in fact it is true many times.

32. Say what you think. Don’t hide it. There are many people in this society who are playing tricks on you. Speak out your thoughts and others will not play tricks on you. Of course, you still have to watch what people say, and don't talk nonsense.

33. Girl, when you enter society, it’s time to curb your temper. Don't tell others everything. What you say is from your heart, and what they hear is a joke. Girl, remember, many dogs pretend to be like people, so don’t believe too much in those appearances.

34. Baby, if you are cool, you will show your class, and if you are cheap, you will show your creativity. If you spend your whole day posing in front of men who have girlfriends, that's not sexy.

35. Love has only two outcomes, either everyone goes back to their own homes, or your mother becomes my mother.

36. In fact, if you have something to say, you should say it, if you are dissatisfied, you should scold it, if you have emotions, you should vent it, and if you have love, you should talk about it. Our age group will say goodbye soon, and we will regret it later. Now, just scream to the sky and say, "Fuck you, uncle, don't be afraid of this and that all day long, no matter how big things are, they will eventually pass."

37. "We have been in love from the age of 16 to the age of 27, and we got married this year. We just want to prove that love at the age of 16 is not rebellion, but meeting the right person too early."

p>

38. Don’t be too demanding when looking for a girlfriend now. The one who is cute and will never grow old is Chibi Maruko-chan. The one who is beautiful and can cook is Nima’s rice cooker, who is financially independent and thinks of you. That's your mother in the center.

39. I love you without any purpose. Just love you. Just be yourself for once in your life. This time, I want to give you the world. This time, being bruised and bruised didn't matter. This time, use all your courage. This time, I don't care about anything. But just this once is enough. Because life can no longer bear such heavy love. I am willing to give up my self-esteem and reserve for you, no matter whether it is worth it or not, no matter how humble my love is.

40. Whoever dares to gamble his happiness on my sister will risk my life to prevent him from losing!

41. I dare to say that I love you, so much that I will be happy and sad for you every day. I dare to say that I love you, so much that I am every bit as crazy and stupid as you. I dare to say that I love you so much that I miss you crazily every moment. I don't need you to give me lots and lots of promises. I don't need your passionate love. I just want to love you simply and plainly. I love you and I will try my best to love you until the day you stop loving me.

42. I put my heart in your chest, and from now on you decide whether it is happy or sad! I put my lifelong love in your blood to let you know that I really love you! I put one of my eyes in your eyes, and from now on you decide whether they are dark or light!

43. You are in New York and I am in Beijing. During the long separation, I only did one thing, loving you full-time. If love could become a career, I would never leave early and never change careers. My tenure is for the rest of my life. The happiest job in the world is to be your full-time lover.

44. You will not meet the second me who will devote everything to you like this; you will not meet the second me who will devote my whole life to you like this; Even if you think you don’t care, your life is still important; you won’t meet the second me. I usually can’t even say a word, but I am willing to write this for you... because I care, because I love you, because of all this I am willing to have you regardless of anything.

45. If you love me, just give me your hand, and I will hold you until the end of your life; if you love me, just give me your heart, and I will put it with my heart. Be together until my heart stops beating; love me, give me your sorrow, and I will share all the sorrow with you until you are no longer sad; love me, give me your tears, I I will dry it with my body heat until I see your smile.

46. I can’t guarantee or promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, you will see that I have died of hunger in your arms with a smile on my face.

47. Your mobile phone is attached to your body; my messages are attached to the mobile phone. I really want to break through the screen and let me hold you. Through the cycle of life and death, you are the only one I love!

48. When love cannot be perfect, I would rather choose no regrets; no matter how beautiful the next life is, I don’t want to lose the memory of you in this life. I don’t ask for eternal beauty, I just want you in my reincarnations!

49. The white clouds never promise its stay to the sky, and the scenery never tells its eternity to the eyes. I don’t have many promises or sweet words, just because true love doesn’t need too many words to express!

50. I look at you speechlessly, like an anemic star, unable to see the footprints of your arrival; my mood at the moment is like that coin, half storm and half flower; think too much : I will exchange my life for your beauty.

51. If you are by my side, I will marry you; if there is an afterlife, I want you to marry me; if you walk by me, I will never miss you.

52. When I wake up with the first ray of sunshine in the morning, I am thinking of you; when the first little flower blooms under the sun, I am thinking of you; when the first breeze blows in the afternoon, I am thinking of you. I'm thinking of you; when the first dream comes at night, I'm thinking of you!

53. I really want to be your mobile phone: always held in your hand, often hearing your thoughts, taking pictures of the beauty you see, and always keeping me in your heart. .

54. If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice. Clumsy love, dull life, clumsy cuddling, silly together. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, I can still nest in the haystack, hug you tightly and bite your ears...

55. It’s not because I miss you because I’m lonely, it’s because I only think of you when I’m lonely. If you have a reason to call you! I think you will be disappointed, because I have so many reasons. Do you want to hear them? Just answer the phone later.

56. It’s so difficult to love you without any desire or request! I love you, but I have to be secretive, so tiring! I love you, but my heart breaks, so miserable! But he did all this willingly, so stupid!

57. With you, I will no longer be a lonely eagle flying in the blue sky. I would rather rest on the tree in front of your door, watching you and protecting you.

58. The swans fly away and the birds never return. It is a waste of time to remember the past. The clouds open and the shadows of two daggers under the moon. The water flows meet again in several places. The sunset and the moon come out and people lean on the moon. The single nobles follow each other. (I can't live without you)

59. When I see you, I'm afraid of getting an electric shock; when I can't see you, I need to recharge; if I don't have you, I will lose power. Loving you is my profession, missing you is my career, holding you is my specialty, kissing you is my specialty!

60. My dear, I love you. My mouth wants to kiss you. My eyes want to see you. My hands want to hold you. I always miss you in my heart. I hug you in my dreams. I will depend on you in this life and will never feel wronged. you.

61. Fate is the continuation of the feelings at the end of the previous life. Fate is the unchanging vow before reincarnation in this life. Fate is the happy agreement that you and I have said. Fate is that we can meet again when we are human again. beautiful dream!

62. The first time I saw you, my heart felt like boiled water mixed with red wine. There was a kind of mild excitement. Life without you is like French fries without ketchup. I hope you can understand me. heart.

63. Life can be ordinary, just like the blue lake under the blue sky. Life can also be poetry, singing along the way. As long as we hold hands, every day will be happy.

64. Let me hold your hand, hold you and my dreams, and go to a bright future. No matter where we are, we will be with you forever. You are my past life. The lover of this life.

65. When my breathing stops, you are still in my mind; when my thinking stops, you are still in my heart; when my heart stops, I will meet you again in the next century.

66. May the heavy snow in winter cover all your troubles, and the snowflakes in the sky clear away all your sadness and sadness. May my love bring you the most intimate warmth in this cold winter!

67. I will give you a forgetwort and catch a happy bird for you; when the happy bird comes with the forgetwort in its mouth, please sort out your heart. That is the best thing I can do to you. Blessings, I hope you will be happy until you grow old!

68. My thoughts wander on Mars, my blessings float on Mount Everest, my concerns soar on the "Shenzhou VI", my attachments are refrigerated in the Antarctic, and my thoughtfulness sings all over the world - no matter No matter how far you are from me, you can't escape the love network I have carefully wrapped around you.

69. I have one hundred thousand I love you, and I give you one every day. That can be divided into 273 years and 355 days, but we can’t live that long, so I will still have to love you in the next life and the next life. Continue: I love you!

70. If the world is short-sighted, I would like to stand on a high place, hold your hand and tell you how I feel; if the ears of the world are blocked, I would like to become the wind , passed the bottom of your ears, and said personally: I love you!

71. Prescribe a love elixir: sincerity, tenderness, respect, consideration, and understanding. Take health as the guide and take it with tenderness like water. The dosage is not limited, the more the better. Long-term use can help you grow old together.

72. Silliness is my specialty, and foolishness is my ideal. When foolishness and foolishness are intertwined, it is the most beautiful paradise in my dream! Don't laugh at me, I'm so infatuated, I will love you stupidly and madly until I grow old!

73. The colder you are, the more I want to get close to you. The more rational you are, the more I want to love you. No matter where you are, my love will always be with you, every day, every day, every day. Minutes and seconds.

74. You are like a spring breeze that stirs up the waves of love in my heart; you are like dew-covered petals, bringing me a room full of fragrance; you are like a whistle dove crossing the blue sky. , brings me peace of mind. In this life, I only love you!

75. There is only one name in the world that makes me worried like this. It is like an invisible thread, one end is firmly tied to my heart, and the other end is held in your hand. My dear, I think of you all the time!

76. The white clouds never promise to stay or stay in the sky, but they accompany them day and night; the scenery never tells the eyes about eternity, but it is always beautiful; the stars never promise light to the night, but they work hard to shine; I have never I won’t tell you that I miss you, but I will always care about you!

77. You are mine in this life. If you become an animal, I will pamper you every day; if you become a plant, I will take good care of you; if you become a mosquito, I will feed you every day. .

78. If I can have 1,000 times of good luck in this life, I am willing to give you 998 times, leaving only two times for myself: once to meet you, and once to accompany you forever!

79. Life is a book that can only be read once, and first love is a love that makes people think about it a thousand times.

80. Take a bath with your lover. It's fun, promotes love, and saves water.

81. The most precious thing about love is sincerity; the most praiseworthy thing about love is selflessness.

82. When you are tired, don’t be stubborn and take a break; when you are bored, don’t be bored and have fun; when you are sleepy, don’t hold on and go to bed early; when you are happy, don’t keep it to yourself and share it; you miss me, Don’t say anything, get in touch. Life is short, be kind to yourself!

83. Love is like shells on the beach - don't pick the biggest one, nor the most beautiful one. If you want to pick it, just pick your favorite one. Once you pick it, you will never go to the beach again.

84. Only when the dense places of flowers and willows can be opened can we see the means; when the wind is fierce and the rain is fierce, we can stand firm.

85. Faces that have become blurred over time will make us feel more and more lonely in the future. Until one day you search for the lost memory and realize that the person in the memory is so familiar.

86. Not all beauties who look coquettish on KAN are bitches, they may also be salesmen.

87. I don’t tidy my room, I am the beauty in a messy room.

88. Some people look much better when applying facial masks than in real life.

89. The law stipulates that men cannot get married until they are 23 years old, but they can serve as soldiers at the age of 18.

This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; second, it is more difficult to live a life than to fight; third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

90. I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask me to answer this or that.

91. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

92. Have you been thrown up three times since you were born, but only caught twice?

93. Don’t fall in love with me, it’s hypocritical. If we can, let's get married.

94. Your love rival and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they can’t swim. Would you choose to go to a disco or go to a KTV?

95. I am not your little raccoon, and I can’t play with you as much as you want.

96. Life is short, it must be sexy.

97. Don’t do something wrong and just throw all the dirty water on yourself, and you still have to keep it to flush the toilet.

98. The cool thing about Xinwen Lianbo is that even if you keep changing channels, you can still finish a piece of news completely.

99. Who are you making that expression with? . The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

100. Do you know me well? If you have nothing to do, just play a video. You can treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear. Classic quotes about life are so classic

1. Buy when you buy, don’t compare prices; eat when you eat, don’t regret it; when you love, just love, don’t doubt; when you fall apart, fall apart , don’t slander.

2. Many people say they like Xinyu, like a certain sentence, and lightly hit the center. In fact, you need someone to accompany you, someone to understand you, and someone to love you.

3. As long as you go the right way, I believe you will succeed through hard work. There is no free lunch in the world, and there is no pie in the sky. God rewards hard work. If you stick to your beliefs, dare to venture, and fight hard, you will definitely win. There is no road longer than feet in this world, and there is no door that wisdom cannot open. The will is an unbreakable shield.

4. Three elements of progress: you can do it yourself, someone says you can do it, and those who say you can do it can do it.

5. Love does not exist where I live, but where I love. Love is an unknown world that cannot be explained by all the famous quotes in the world. Men can understand the universe but cannot understand women because men lack those brain cells.

6. Life is like chess. The key to victory lies not in the gains and losses of a few chess pieces, but in gaining the upper hand. The only way to win is not to be greedy for the meager profits of a moment or a place, and not to dwell on minutiae.

7. Human nature is so cold, as long as it is exchanged for something better, it will be willing to give up.

8. There is nothing to complain about. Today’s choices are the foreshadowing of tomorrow.

9. The heart is a bag. To hold less things is called the heart, to hold more things is called the mind, to hold more things is called scheming, and to hold more things is called scheming.

10. Once upon a time, you had returned home, and your friend called and asked you to go out to play. Without saying a word, you immediately put your clothes back on and went out to play. Now, you will say lazily: I have gone home, I won’t go, I’m tired. At this moment, you finally realize that you are old. ---Zhang Xiaoxian

11. Before a baby is born, do parents ask him if he wants to be born in this world?

12. Everyone is born a king, but most die in exile.

13. People love some people, marry and have children with other people

14. Some pressures always have to be shouldered by oneself, just say it. It became a complaint full of negative energy. Seeking comfort is of no use and only adds to other people's worries. And when you go through difficulties and obstacles alone, you will definitely be grateful to yourself for holding on without saying a word. come on. ---Gu Nai

15. I just like the way you can't stand me but can't kill me

16. The scenery of life is colorful. Whether it is gorgeous or colorful, elegant or fresh, every life must have its own unique charm. A person's life has vigorous glory, but more of it is plain and gentle. People need a kind of plainness, which is silent but everywhere

17. I don’t know when, I have a faint indescribable longing for you in my heart.

Is it a trick of creation or is it destined to be predestined in previous lives? There are waves of love for you in my heart. I always think of you in my dreams. If I have even a moment of fun with you, I will not be sad in my heart and have no regrets in this life.

18. If you love someone, you don’t have to say anything, but don’t be indifferent to them. Silence can still accompany you, silence can still care, and words are not the only way to express love. But if silence turns to indifference, that is zero exchange of emotions. It is no longer love, but leaving. Yes, silence can be love, but indifference must be hurt.

19. It is better to refuse seriously than to agree casually. Commitments are limited and energy is tight. You can learn two other skills: casually rejecting annoying people and seriously agreeing to your sweetheart. The classic philosophy of life is so classic

1. We may love the wrong person, or we may cry over things that are not worth it, but one thing is certain, that is, mistakes can help us Finding the right person can also help us do better next time. Who doesn’t make mistakes? We have all had painful experiences, and we have also regretted a little bit of the past. However, you cannot equate yourself with the mistakes you have made.

2. Stop being hesitant. Don't always think before and after, otherwise you will cause problems that don't exist at all. Analyze the situation first, then act decisively. You can't change the reality you don't want to face. Making progress means taking risks. You can't take the second step without taking the first step, that's how life is.

3. The most useless thing in life is weakness, and the most terrifying thing in life is weakness. A weak mind cannot tolerate the differences in the world. It is better to be strong and accept all differences. If your steps are weak, you will not be able to overcome all the ups and downs in life. It is better to overcome all the ups and downs with strength. Weak emotions cannot influence the ruthlessness in the world. It is better to respond to all ruthlessness with strength. A weak soul cannot deal with the evil in the world. It is better to deal with all evil with strength.

4. A strong heart makes a person strong; a weak heart makes a person fragile. When people are gone, as long as the heart is still hot, it can always warm the strong feelings and wounds. Even if the mountain collapses, as long as the heart can still stand, it can always stand up with a strong backbone. The road is broken, as long as the heart can still crawl, it can always move towards its own firm direction. Even if the ground sinks, as long as your heart can still move upward, you can always maintain your ideals. The sky has fallen, but as long as the heart can still fly, it can always spread its firm wings.

5. Money is not everything. It cannot buy health, relationships, and it cannot buy trust. But a person's attitude towards making money can explain a lot of things. The look of a man working hard to make money for his family is probably the most attractive in the world. Because the sign of a mature man is to put his family on his shoulders and turn his responsibilities into a motivation for making money. Rich men may not necessarily be cute, but men who are willing to make money for women are extremely cute. Lu Qi

6. We have been competing with others all our lives, trying to convince others, want others to understand, and want others to do things. But such efforts are often futile. Because it has nothing to do with you what others do. The most important thing for people is to compete with themselves. Why do attempts to lose weight fail? Why can't dreams come true? Being able to convince yourself and make yourself think about doing it is the most difficult thing. There is no point in being an enemy. Only by being your own enemy can you have a future. Lu Qi: We have been competing with others all our lives, trying to convince others, want others to understand, and want others to do things. But such efforts are often futile. Because it has nothing to do with you what others do. The most important thing for people is to compete with themselves. Why do attempts to lose weight fail? Why can't dreams come true? Being able to convince yourself and make yourself think about doing it is the most difficult thing. There is no point in being an enemy. Only by being your own enemy can you have a future. Lu Qi

7. Happy people know how to control their thoughts. They don’t let negative emotions control them. When a situation looks like it might not be good for someone, happy people look at the positive side. They firmly believe that there is something positive in even the worst of situations. Your spiritual world can make or break you, so protect it.

8. Happiness is not killed by huge disasters or fatal mistakes, but by small mistakes that are repeated little by little. This is very true. It's usually not the big things that ruin your happiness, but the little things. Maybe you don't like someone or have a small breach of trust, but these little things can really ruin your happiness, so pay attention to them.

9. The first man taught you love and sorrow, but the last man gave you eternity. A woman deserves to be cherished most by the last man, not the first.

10. There has never been a perfect man in this world who is completely loyal to you, let alone a perfect marriage that is completely loyal to you. Accepting blows one after another and learning to forget the hurt again and again is a wise marriage. Strategy!