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Funny sentences describing chickens

1. The meat on the cock's head-the size of an official (crown)

2. Living in a chicken coop-a hole all over the body

3. V. Wet feather duster-fashionable (wet hair)

4. Chicken feathers are in the sky-frivolous

5. Chicken crows with mice and cats- The shelf is not small

9. The old hen holds an empty nest-it's not simple (no eggs)

1. The old hen goes to the tree-pretending to be a hero (eagle fierce)

11. The eagle catches the chicken-one is worried and the other is happy

12. The hen flies to the tree-not a good bird

13. Ass Put chicken feathers on the tortoise's belly-turtle's heart is like an arrow

17, golden pheasant put out the fire-suicide

18, put eggs in an iron shell-foolproof

19, force the rooster lay eggs-deliberately make things difficult

2, chicken step on the keyboard-playing the piano

21. Scratch the egg from the chicken's ass-impatient

25, a goose runs into the chicken group-about your neck length

26, poking the chicken nest with half clothes-making trouble in secret

27, killing the chicken and cutting its guts-asking for it

28, putting chicken feathers on the duck's head-a pun (crown) I'm not as good as chicken

31, tying chicken feathers on telephone poles-what a brave man!

32, listening to chickens crowing on Mount Everest-high-profile

33, honking the left hand and drumming the right hand-boasting. From Henan to Hunan-it's even more difficult

37. Husband's chicken is on fire-bureaucrat (Guan Liao)

38. Deaf people go to the theatre-feast their eyes

39. Toad carries small hands-leng chong local leaders

4. Selling cloth and salt-taking care of leisure (salty) Dirty mother cries dirty-dirty to death

44, notice posted on the roof-God knows

45, turn off the chicken under the bed-wake you up

46, catch the chicken on the eaves-it's not easy to play tricks on

47, get the chicken butt for the bodhisattva-poor respect