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Funny sentences describing chickens
2. Living in a chicken coop-a hole all over the body
3. V. Wet feather duster-fashionable (wet hair)
4. Chicken feathers are in the sky-frivolous
5. Chicken crows with mice and cats- The shelf is not small
9. The old hen holds an empty nest-it's not simple (no eggs)
1. The old hen goes to the tree-pretending to be a hero (eagle fierce)
11. The eagle catches the chicken-one is worried and the other is happy
12. The hen flies to the tree-not a good bird
13. Ass Put chicken feathers on the tortoise's belly-turtle's heart is like an arrow
17, golden pheasant put out the fire-suicide
18, put eggs in an iron shell-foolproof
19, force the rooster lay eggs-deliberately make things difficult
2, chicken step on the keyboard-playing the piano
21. Scratch the egg from the chicken's ass-impatient
25, a goose runs into the chicken group-about your neck length
26, poking the chicken nest with half clothes-making trouble in secret
27, killing the chicken and cutting its guts-asking for it
28, putting chicken feathers on the duck's head-a pun (crown) I'm not as good as chicken
31, tying chicken feathers on telephone poles-what a brave man!
32, listening to chickens crowing on Mount Everest-high-profile
33, honking the left hand and drumming the right hand-boasting. From Henan to Hunan-it's even more difficult
37. Husband's chicken is on fire-bureaucrat (Guan Liao)
38. Deaf people go to the theatre-feast their eyes
39. Toad carries small hands-leng chong local leaders
4. Selling cloth and salt-taking care of leisure (salty) Dirty mother cries dirty-dirty to death
44, notice posted on the roof-God knows
45, turn off the chicken under the bed-wake you up
46, catch the chicken on the eaves-it's not easy to play tricks on
47, get the chicken butt for the bodhisattva-poor respect
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