Help find some jokes

01: During the four years of college, I always thought that I was a talent, but I was wrong, I was not! I'm actually a genius! ! !

02: On September 28, 1949, I was arrested. On the first day, the enemy tortured me severely, but I couldn't do anything. The next day, the enemy splashed me with pepper spray, but I still couldn't do it. On the third day, the enemy used a honey trap, and I pulled it off. On the fourth day, I still wanted to recruit, but tmd was liberated!

03: I used chopsticks to hold a "hair" out of the rice I had just beaten high up at the cafeteria window. Looking at the messy look on the face of the cafeteria chef, who was turning green and white, I felt crazy. Deyi: Hey, you can have free lunch again today. The young man serving the dishes next to him looked up and saw it, and patted the master on the shoulder: "Old Liu, did you pee without washing your hands just now?"

04: I threw the coin into the air - if it came up heads, it was Go to bbs; if the back is up, go to qq; if the coin stands up, I will go to self-study!

05: You: Every girl was once an angel without tears. When she meets the boy she likes, she will shed tears - and then fall to the mortal world and become a girl. So boys must not let down girls, because girls gave up the entire heaven for you!

Me: Although I am not the one who turned you from an angel into a girl, I hope I am the one who turned you from a girl into a woman~ (sweating)

06 : A dog went to start a business in the mountains. The farmer gave it a sickle, and the carpenter gave it a hammer. The dog came to the mountains and suddenly met a tiger. It was so frightened that it quickly raised the hammer and sickle. The tiger laughed and said, "Hey, you are still a party member!"

07 : I turned my heart into a big tree to protect you from the wind and rain, but you chopped it into pieces to light a fire; I used my love to make wings to take you to heaven, but you used the fire just now to make it into the scent of KFC chicken Spicy chicken wings~-_-!

08: a: "What are you doing at Zhejiang University?"

b: "Fool."

a: " What kind of person do you want to be after leaving Zhejiang University? ”

b: “Hunter.”

09: Tens of thousands of years later, a group of archeology students discovered a site at a certain university. There was a fossil, but it could only be concluded that it was a female animal, so he asked his professor which species of fossil it was. The professor studied it carefully and suddenly burst into tears and said: "Students, this is the legendary dinosaur." 'Ah! ! ” (I do~)

10: (University of Electronic Science and Technology of China) Never let a beauty leave the campus! ! (I will never go to that school)