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Everyone wants to sing loudly when riding an electric bike
1. I’m not afraid even if I sing very hard, because you can’t catch up with me
(I posted this on Weibo when I rode an electric bike back to school that day)
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From the second day of school, I became a little teacher. After class at noon every day, I would go to the afternoon nursery class five kilometers away to teach the primary school students to write Chinese and mathematics homework.
The five kilometers from school to work were driven by an electric car equipped by the afternoon nursery class.
After class at noon, I walked to the parking lot and got into the car. I put my headphones on, inserted the key, held both hands, and reversed the car neatly. Then I twisted my right hand, and the little car roared forward. .
Five kilometers only takes about three songs, so I choose some songs that I can sing. Sometimes it’s Xu Tingkeng, sometimes it’s Pakho Chau, and today it’s Eason Chan’s Song of Time.
In a small suburban town in a third-tier city, the sky is blue and cloudless at noon. The roads are empty and deserted, with only a few cars slowly passing by. Driving an electric car has one fun thing that driving a car doesn't, and that is being blown by the wind. For example, in the second grade, I would become more and more excited in the strong wind and sing the songs I heard loudly without any pitch.
The boy on the long street passed by on his bicycle in a flash, but the out-of-tune singing rippled three times along the way.
Sometimes I would pull out one of my headphones to listen to how I was singing, but the next second I would be singing to myself and laughing unbridled.
At that time, I posted on Weibo that maybe human beings’ belief in the wind started from riding electric bikes.
The road along the road I rode on was pockmarked by large trucks driving over it for many years. Riding an electric bike felt like riding a horse. Although sometimes electric bikes jump up, I feel that the more balance is destroyed when riding, the more bouncing makes me enjoy it, just like I like strong winds.
Maybe this is spinning and jumping with my eyes closed.
2. It should be fun to turn some fake things into real ones
Recently I like Xu Tingkeng's "Ode to Youth" very much, and I sing a few lines from it loudly while taking a shower Lyrics:
I was stunned, thought about the first sentence over and over again, nodded, and thought it made sense. Then I opened WeChat and sent a photo to a girl and said, You share a night.
Then the next day, the third day, and tonight.
Every time I come and go with satisfaction. If she doesn't read this tonight, she may not know what sharing a night is.
This is too childish if you think about it, but childish things do make people happy.
Suddenly I remembered an experience in high school. At that time, I said that I could confess my love to the person I liked. If I couldn’t afford to give a rose, I would give him a picture of Fengpin rose.
Many people thought it was a joke, but I really gave it away stupidly.
When people ask me, I want to laugh, but every time I try not to discredit myself.
3. We are all looking for happiness
As time goes by, I find it harder and harder to be happy. There are many things that can make me laugh, but really What makes me happy are often weird things.
In addition to singing loudly while riding a bike and sharing a night with good-looking people, sometimes I watch the children in the afternoon nursery class passing around notes that say "Congratulations to who and whom (two The name of the child in the afternoon nursery class) Happy Wedding!" I would also suddenly think of the note from my childhood, and then I couldn't help but laugh happily.
My friend Lao Wang likes to take pictures. Last week she posted a Weibo post with some photos of the shooting location, and then added the sentence "Happiness is meaningless"
< p>Yes, happiness may not really have any meaning, just be happy.Everyone has his or her own unique way of finding happiness in life. Maybe it’s going to the square to dance, or going to McDonald’s and ordering five or six French fries to cover the tray, or like me, riding an electric bicycle. The car was out of tune and laughing.
Again, these things are childish, but they make me happy.
It’s okay to be like a child.
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Picture: "Escape is shameful but useful"
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