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In order to write a composition, I put my pants on inside out.
For an instant, I seemed to fall into the ice hole, cold from head to toe, and my smile froze on my face. The air seems to have solidified, but my brain is still running at full speed, reminding me of the reality that I have to face-my pants are on backwards. Oh, my God! I really don't know how I got to school. No wonder people on the road looked at me in surprise.
When I got to the classroom, my classmates seemed to point at me, and my face suddenly became hot. I wish I could crack a crack in the ground so that I can go in. Finally, after class was over, I grabbed my schoolbag, covered my pants and ran out of the classroom. The students all showed surprise.
I am like a little mouse running away, rushing into the toilet at a speed of 100 meters along the wall, and turning my pants upside down like lightning, for fear of being seen by any classmate. I also said bitterly in my heart: Damn pants, I will never love you again. Let me make a fool of myself in front of my classmates and see how I can clean you up when I get home ... The embarrassment has finally passed. I went back to the classroom to calm down and think about it. It seems that no matter what you do, you can't be careless.
2. Composition: I put my clothes on backwards, 350 words. My childhood was colorful, just like beautiful seashells by the sea; Childhood is carefree, just like a wave doll playing all day. When it comes to childhood, I think of interesting things about childhood.
At that time, I was still in kindergarten and playing in kindergarten. I vaguely heard a child say, "I wore my own clothes today." After listening to it, I thought: What's the big deal? I'll take it.
I did so, so the next morning, while my mother was still cooking in the kitchen, I quietly put on a dress I liked and proudly walked out of the room. My mother said, "Son, you are wearing your own clothes." I sat proudly at the table and said to my mother, "well, I will always dress myself, mom, I have grown up." My mother rushed to work before she could praise me. After breakfast, I left home.
Walking in the street, many people looked at me with strange eyes, and some people were snickering. I thought to myself: They must be looking at my beautiful clothes! Thinking about it, I walked confidently into the gate of the kindergarten, and I also walked the catwalk in the kindergarten. I am very proud. Until the teacher whispered to me, "Smile, your pants are on backwards." I just looked down, and it just dawned on me.
Step 3 wear your pants inside out
It's over. It's too late. I quickly put on my pants and went downstairs. Two minutes later, I brushed and washed, and then rode to school. When I got to school, I parked the car, quickly put on my schoolbag and got into class. After reading the watch, I will write a 600-word instruction today. I got into my seat, packed my schoolbag and took out my book. In this way, I came to the second quarter. I sat down and laughed at myself, laughing at how I put my pants on inside out. When I was laughing, my lesbian saw the tension and asked me what I was laughing at. I joked that you were very distinctive, and then I was beaten! She asked me what I was laughing at again. I adjusted my mood and smiled and said, "I ... my pants are on backwards, my pants are on backwards." After that, she laughed until class. Come and boast! She said, how could I? I have no material! Pants are on inside out. Middle school students write "pants on backwards". I said I was in a hurry. I didn't look at my pants, but I put them on anyway. I told her not to tell anyone! She said yes. I am relieved! ..... So I didn't leave my seat for the whole three classes. When other students saw it, they all said that I was so quiet today. I said give you a good image, hehe! Dizzy! Open learning, what should I do? I discussed it with my girlfriend. She said everyone had left, and I was still walking. Hi! Only in this way! .................................................................................................................................................................................., I told my mom about this, and my mom laughed at me! Hi! What bad luck ! ! ! !
The quickest and most reliable way to overcome fear and build self-confidence is to do what you are afraid of until you have a successful experience.
4. Different Pants Composition Jianghua magazine wrote an essay about getting up late in the morning and running to school. Do you need different pants (the pants are on backwards)?
What a ghost! Pants that were fine yesterday, why are they so tight today? I reached out and felt behind my pants-hey, where's my pocket? Why is it missing? It's the embroidered bear in front of the pants. For an instant, I seemed to fall into the ice hole, cold from head to toe, and my smile froze on my face. The air seems to have solidified, but my brain is still running at full speed, reminding me of the reality that I have to face-my pants are on backwards.
Oh, my God! I really don't know how I got to school. No wonder people on the road looked at me in surprise. When I got to the classroom, my classmates seemed to point at me, and my face suddenly became hot. I wish I could crack a crack in the ground so that I can go in.
Finally, after class was over, I grabbed my schoolbag, covered my pants and ran out of the classroom. The students all showed surprise. I am like a little mouse running away, rushing into the toilet at a speed of 100 meters along the wall, and turning my pants upside down like lightning, for fear of being seen by any classmate. I also said bitterly in my heart: Damn pants, I will never love you again. Let me make a fool of myself in front of my classmates and see how I can tidy up you when I get home. ...
The embarrassment finally passed, so I went back to the classroom to calm down and think about it. It seems that no matter what you do, you can't be careless!
5. My Anti-Dressing Festival tells us that if people in the future still wear their current clothes, it will be too old-fashioned.
So I'm going to try to be an inventor and invent a special kind of clothes in the future. This dress allows you to change the color you want at will.
As long as you press the color button on the clothes, what color will the clothes become. For example, I like blue. Just press the blue button and my clothes will turn blue. This dress also has invisible function. Just press the transparent key, you can be invisible.
If you play hide-and-seek with your friends, your friends can't find you! But if the thief gets this dress, the consequences will be unimaginable. Finally, this dress has another function, which is to adjust the temperature. If you press the left pocket in hot summer, the clothes will get cold quickly, and it feels like in cool autumn. On the other hand, in the cold winter, press the right pocket, and then the clothes will suddenly warm up and feel as warm as spring.
Write a funny composition, such as going to the wrong classroom and wearing clothes backwards. On Wednesday night, my parents and I went to Yougary to buy food, drinks and extra-curricular books.
While paying, I stared at a bottle of drink and "attacked" Seeing my kindness, my father picked up a bag of drinks and left.
When I got back to the car, my mother saw that my father and I only took a few bottles of drinks and asked me, "Hey, Rola Chen, why did you only buy a few bottles of drinks?" After a long time, I didn't answer. Seeing that I was silent, my mother thought I was angry because I didn't buy anything, so she changed the subject with discretion. When I got home, I took a look at the plastic bag and saw that there were only Pepsi-Cola drinks, unified peach juice and apple-flavored milk drinks from foreigners. I shouted at the top of my lungs, "Dad, where is my Gao Legao? Where is the seaweed burning rock wave in Korea? Is vitamin C cool for jelly? " Dad listened to my words, cocked his head and thought for a long time, and said, "Oh, I see! You must have hidden something! " "no!" I defended myself.
"That must have been forgotten in' Your Gary'!" "Still not quick to get it? ! "My father and I shouted at each other in unison. When we arrived in Gali, the security guard actually said to us, "You are here at last! Are you here to get something? ! At the service desk over there! " When we arrived at the service desk, the waitress asked us, "Excuse me, have you forgotten something?" "Yes!" "Just in case, please tell me what's there!" "Gao Legao with peach sandwiches, Korean rock-burned Boli seaweed, vitamin C sucking jelly, two litchi flavors, two peach flavors; A delicious meal, something I thought about when I was a child, and a love education China children's emotional diary primary school growth book! " The waitress saw that my correct rate was 100% and gave it to us.
On the way home, we talked and laughed all the time, saying that it could be recorded in the family history.
7. How to write an embarrassing thing with 600 words of An Awkward Thing?
In hot summer, I borrowed books from the library to go home. On the road, a familiar figure appeared in front of me: a black and white skirt, an old ponytail, a yellow battery car ... this is clearly the mother who came home from work.
"Mom, mom ..." I shouted, unable to bear the excitement.
I don't know whether the road is too noisy or there are too many pedestrians. In short, "mom" doesn't matter.
In a hurry, I ran behind my mother, patted her on the shoulder, and finally she turned around-ah! Turns out to be a strange face. Zheng in my heart, I can't help but get nervous, alas! What to do, what to do, how to explain this? ...
I subconsciously touched my face, needless to say, it was boiling hot. "Mom" stared at me closely: "Did you just call me?" God, what should we do? I dialed the wrong number. If I admit it, it will make me feel embarrassed. If I don't admit it and she stares at me, I can't help but say it. Don't say? Forget it, or don't say it! So as not to cause a storm! At this time, people on the roadside stopped and looked at me like a beautiful sculpture.
Suddenly an idea flashed through my mind, so I put my hand into a corner and put it to my mouth, bypassing "mom", staring straight ahead and shouting "mom" as I ran.
The hotter my face is, the faster my legs run uncontrollably. There are no pedestrians in front and no sound in the ears. I keep repeating in my mind: I hit the wrong person, I hit the wrong person. ...
I came home at a whirlwind speed, but the enthusiasm on my face didn't fade until the evening. ...
8. I often do some funny things in my daily life, such as wearing clothes backwards and going to the wrong classroom. Write a story in my memory, such as colorful shells, full of artistic conception on the beach. Today, I will open a happy shell and share my happiness with my classmates.
It was one day five years ago, when I was still in a kindergarten teacher's class, and the teacher gave each of us a comic book. I took the book home, and the more I read it, the more I liked it, so I clamored for my father to buy me a book cover. Dad agreed, and the next day, he bought it back. The plastic book cover is really beautiful, with cute Mickey Mouse printed on it. I can't put it down. However, soon the cover of this book began to wrinkle. I want to flatten it, but how can I do it? I'm confused.
One day, I saw my mother ironing clothes. After the baptism of the electric iron, the wrinkled clothes became plain and clean. I looked at it and suddenly my eyes lit up. By the way, clothes can be ironed, and so can the cover of Mickey Mouse's book! I jumped three feet for joy.
Mother ironed the clothes and put the electric iron on the windowsill. I quietly took the book cover, imitated my mother's appearance, carefully spread it on the table, and solemnly said to Mickey Mouse, "Don't be afraid, it will be ironed for a while, and it will soon be flat!" " "Say that finish, I raised my electric iron and gently pressed it on the cover of the book. I am flattered to think that the cover of this book will be flat. Who knows, I just put the iron on the cover of the book when I heard a creak. I was startled, and then I smelled a pungent smell of plastic nose. I thought Mickey Mouse was afraid of scalding, so he screamed! I held up the iron and looked at it. Oh, that's terrible. Mickey Mouse on the cover of the book flew away, leaving only a big mark. I looked at the electric iron puzzled. Ah! Mickey mouse was caught by the electric iron! I was so anxious that I burst into tears on my desk.
My mother came over when she heard crying. Seeing me like this, she asked, "What's the matter?" I said intermittently, "I just used an electric iron." Very sexy. Who knows the cover of Mickey Mouse's book? Mickey mouse. Ironed by an iron. Catch. Got it. Oh. .. Mother laughed her head off and said, "Silly child, plastic will melt when heated." If you want to smooth the book cover, just put it in a thick dictionary and press it. How to iron with an iron? "I listened and wiped my tears with my hand, with a grain of salt:" Really? " "Of course, how can mom lie to you! "I nodded, but looked at my mother with puzzled eyes." Then why didn't your clothes melt when ironing? " "Silly boy, how can clothes melt! "
Now I think about it and laugh at my ignorance as a child. But it also made me understand that without scientific knowledge, I would make jokes and do stupid things. We should study hard and not make common sense mistakes in life and embarrass ourselves.
9. How to write my composition in reverse order? On Saturday, I went to school to play basketball. In case of being late, I asked my mother to take me early. I got to school at one o'clock. I thought: there is still half an hour. Let's play something else first. I thought and ran to the amusement equipment. I had a good time, climbing mountains, twisting my waist and swinging my legs. ...
I suddenly feel that my legs can't walk away. I looked down: ah! No, my pants are hooked. I pulled hard and hissed, and a fist-sized hole was cut in the middle of my pants. I quickly covered the hole with my hand and looked around. I gasped: fortunately, no one saw it, or I would have died!
Just then, * * * rang, and I hurried to the playground, forgetting to cover the hole in my hurry. Before I waited in line, the classmate next to me shouted, "Come and see, everyone, there is a hole in Xu Ziyang's pants!" Hearing this sentence, I only felt my head humming, as if I had been hit by a stone and froze. Suddenly, the students gathered around, and one of them smiled and said, "Look, Xu Ziyang's * * * is also exposed, hahaha ..." My face turned red with shame. I quickly covered the hole and shouted, "What's there to see!"
When I got home, I quickly changed a pair of pants. Hey! What a pity today! Be careful next time!
10. Who can help me write my composition on my pants? After reading it, I feel that my pants are on backwards!
Yang Qin is writing in Class 6 (3) of fengjie county Youth Palace.
Childhood is a song, which contains our happiness and happiness; Childhood is a book that records the interesting things we have experienced. ...
I remember it was the summer vacation when I was seven years old. I hummed a little song and went to grandma's house. Walking up a slope, I suddenly felt my pants tight when I lifted my legs, making it difficult to walk. I am puzzled: I was wearing comfortable pants yesterday, but why are they so tight today? Looking down, I was surprised: where is the embroidered bear on my knee? Look behind your legs. Ah, Embroidered Bear ran to his knee and bent down. In a flash, my heart froze, my smile froze on my face, and time seemed to freeze. Oh, my God!-Pants are on backwards! No wonder people on the road look at me with strange eyes.
Hey! I really don't know how I walked all the way to grandma's house. When I entered my grandmother's house, the guests were still pointing. Embarrassed, I rushed into grandma's room and hid. Alas, it's all my fault for being so careless! If you can find Doraemon, let it delete this embarrassing thing with a memory deletion machine! Well done!
I locked my house and took off my pants three times, five times and two times, ready to change. At this time, the door slammed a few times, and I sent a "signal" and asked "Who?" Sister's voice came: "Come out and eat!" "What shall we do? I just made such a big mistake. How can I face anyone? Seeing that there was no movement in the room for a long time, my sister sent me a message that read: Uh-huh ... Change your pants and come out quickly! Don't hesitate, it's no big deal! Be more careful in the future ... read my sister's message! I quickly changed my nasty pants!
I breathed a sigh of relief and walked out fair and square!
Up to now, wearing my pants inside out has always reminded me to be careful whenever I do anything!
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